🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Blue Miaplacidus said:
he was a terrible worker. They only kept him hired because they get federal benefits for keeping a tard hired. Sure the fat troll was the straw that broke the camels back, but he was down to a single half day a week because he had fucked up so many times by messing up at work, showing up late, and getting valid customer complaints (bare hands in the toilet, acting weird in the lobby, dropping shit on the floor and putting it with the clean utensils, etc). We only know how bad he was from what he admitted, I can only imagine it was much much worse if his manager put him down to a single half day a week, so that they could retain their federal tax benefits. The dish pit straight up refused to hire him.
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I mean, Cobra wasn't Rain Man autistic, how is he supposed to know that you shouldn't clean the toilets with your bare hands? I mean, even normal people would be at a loss. lmao

I love Cobes, even though he was a terrible worker i think it was really good for him to have something to do outside the house that made him the tiniest amount of money. After he stopped working altogether and became a hermit, it was all downhill. The government is already spending crazy money to keep people like Cobes from dying, they can force companies to hire them for some fake jobs.

"Ok, Mr. Saunders... Your job is to COUNT in alphabetical order how many people came in through the front door and then report back to me"
This one he would be like: "ok, it's in alphabetical order, so do i start from one or two?"

"Mr. Saunders, today you're in charge of the mop. You're NOT supposed to use it, just make sure nobody steals this mop."
Imagine if the actual janitor showed up and he was like "can't use this one, bud, the boss man said i'm in charge of it"
 
Tuned into the Bogwitch and she's complaining that nobody ever sent him a phone or tried to call him on Facebook or Discord. Complaining about trolls. Still wearing the Burger King crown with her ugly cleavage thrust out. Hovered over and saw 6.66k subscribers.
 
Nigger Cattle said:
I mean, Cobra wasn't Rain Man autistic, how is he supposed to know that you shouldn't clean the toilets with your bare hands? I mean, even normal people would be at a loss. lmao

I love Cobes, even though he was a terrible worker i think it was really good for him to have something to do outside the house that made him the tiniest amount of money. After he stopped working altogether and became a hermit, it was all downhill. The government is already spending crazy money to keep people like Cobes from dying, they can force companies to hire them for some fake jobs.

"Ok, Mr. Saunders... Your job is to COUNT in alphabetical order how many people came in through the front door and then report back to me"
This one he would be like: "ok, it's in alphabetical order, so do i start from one or two?"

"Mr. Saunders, today you're in charge of the mop. You're NOT supposed to use it, just make sure nobody steals this mop."
Imagine if the actual janitor showed up and he was like "can't use this one, bud, the boss man said i'm in charge of it"
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it's a fucking wendys either way.
all they'd have to have him do is sweep and mop and clean off tables.
if people complain just say 'yeah sorry, he's retarded'
it's not really a big deal if you fuck up in the front at a wendys. you're not handling food so who cares.
really they could tell him to just go sweep the parking lot.

speaking of which - a job as a cart collector at a supermarket probably would have been a good job for him.
 
bookers said:
it's a fucking wendys either way.
all they'd have to have him do is sweep and mop and clean off tables.
if people complain just say 'yeah sorry, he's retarded'
it's not really a big deal if you fuck up in the front at a wendys. you're not handling food so who cares.
really they could tell him to just go sweep the parking lot.

speaking of which - a job as a cart collector at a supermarket probably would have been a good job for him.
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It's hilarious that the average person has to pretend they care about getting these shitty jobs when they inverview for them. You go for a job interview at a supermarket and they ask "why do you want this job?" and you can't say "because i desperately need the money", you need to say that you think you are "good fit for the company", or that you wanna "bring value to the company" or whatever.
I hate the theatrics of it all, but if it's hard for normal people i wonder if they make people like Josh go through it as well.
 
Isn’t Wendy’s like a franchise? They missed a trick in not promoting the Casper Wendy’s as having kingcobrajfs on board. Imagine all the weens and alogs making the pilgrimage for a custom dank food back from the most gothic Wendy’s on Earth.

Some normie walks in and gets greeted with a “hey man you’re our fiftieth customer today, that means you get a cigar and a circle of protection.”

A YouTube documentary where you see him taking an early morning bike ride through the fog to his shift. Which will mostly consist of smoking weed with vagrants and moochers in the parking lot, between issuing our free burgers.

“They told me to stop handing out burgers. But it’s no skin off my shoes, know what I’m saying. We should be feeding the hungry.”

That would have been what’s up.

Nigger Cattle said:
I hate the theatrics of it all, but if it's hard for normal people i wonder if they make people like Josh go through it as well.
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He seemed happy with his situation at Wendy’s and incorporated it into his identity. On some level he probably cared about the job, and saw no shame in working in fast food. He talked about it freely and with some level of pride. He was just an aggressively free spirit who was never going to let a manager or alarm clock dictate the terms of his day.
 
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DrNow said:
Isn’t Wendy’s like a franchise? They missed a trick in not promoting the Casper Wendy’s as having kingcobrajfs on board. Imagine all the weens and alogs making the pilgrimage for a custom dank food back from the most gothic Wendy’s on Earth.

Some normie walks in and gets greeted with a “hey man you’re our fiftieth customer today, that means you get a cigar and a circle of protection.”

A YouTube documentary where you see him taking an early morning bike ride through the fog to his shift. Which will mostly consist of smoking weed with vagrants and moochers in the parking lot, between issuing our free burgers.
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They absolutely missed a trick by not pushing the kingcobrajfs/Wednesday Addams ship while they had the opportunity.
 
Nigger Cattle said:
love Cobes, even though he was a terrible worker i think it was really good for him to have something to do outside the house that made him the tiniest amount of money. After he stopped working altogether and became a hermit, it was all downhill.
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This is why small (100-150) communities of people have been the way which most humans have lived for the majority of history.

Were Cobes, or most lolcows, living in a village or a close knit community within a city, then they would have accepted that he was not as capable and found him a task like leading the donkey which pulled the ale cart to the fields.
Something which the donkey had probably learned to do without need for a person to actually lead it, but a village idiot supervising it would mean everyone knew where they both would probably be all day.

In our curious society where everyone in theory has opportunity to find which role suits them in life, the ones that don’t have the ability to figure that out often don’t get the supervision they need.

Not saying this was all Clint’s fault as society certainly has been saying that adult children should be pushed out of the nest and learn to ”fly” by themselves.

Had Clint basically kept Cobes close and found him a role as an ”apprentice” in his own or a good friend’s workshop, where he could basically sweep the floor and collect trash all day for minimum wage, then it would have meant Cobes felt more of a sense of dignity and wouldn’t run into trouble.

An under addressed problem these days in the west is what to do with the special kids once the special kids become special adults.

Some are capable of doing a reasonably skilled job.
Mild PL, former son in law was a fucking retard who never showered and lived in our front room for months before I threw him out, but he worked as a CNC operator/programmer.

Not the greatest of jobs some would say, but definitely not entry level minimum wage burger flipping.

Had my daughter not also been an incompetent social maladjust, then they would have been ok in some sort of semi supervised living home for special cases, while he went out to work.
Have his wages paid via the home so they take living costs and such out before giving him the rest.

Just have a warden of sorts checking they are washing and feeding themselves properly, and he is getting up to go to work. Then it would be a great service and would mean loads of these basement dwelling kids of today actually grow as people.
 
Never forget one of the reddit fatties that started Cobras physical and mental decline
 
bookers said:
speaking of which - a job as a cart collector at a supermarket probably would have been a good job for him.
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We used to joke that they should have let him volunteer at the local animal shelter petting the old dogs and taking infinite smoke breaks while walking them in the little side yard or something. Maybe get him to hose out a kennel or two, weather permit. He would have loved that.
 
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