🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Detective Carey said:
I fucking loved that channel, always wished they kept uploading.

Smooth Santa slays me to this day, and is my go to "here is this weirdo on the internet I like to watch" introduction.
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He popped back up a couple of hours ago with an RIP post which is nice to see from an inactive channel.
These videos were instrumental in me getting into Cobra back in the day.
 
Bilbo Boglims said:
I actually kinda love this in a weird way. In my mind it solidifies his status as a Legend of Rock and Roll. There will be a percentage of cobra fans that will be debating for years whether she did it or not. Just like Sid and Nancy, just like Kurt and Courtney.
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its gonna be so surreal seeing this pop up in 10 years.
 
mars said:
In big font right on the front "I'd rather beat off then beat women" of course he meant "than" instead of "then" and later corrected it after someone pointed it out. But the idea of wearing a shirt saying you're going to jack off then go beat women is insane lol.
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Holy shit that's fucking hilarious and I don't remember that shirt. Please tell me you have a picture of this.
mars said:
Anyone else have any favorite one liners of his?
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I love how confidently he says it, doesn't even stop for a second.
 
Detective Carey said:
I fucking loved that channel, always wished they kept uploading.

Smooth Santa slays me to this day, and is my go to "here is this weirdo on the internet I like to watch" introduction.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=V38q5UwJwis
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My favorite one is when Josh is watching the Atlanta Falcons game and he hears someone in the crowd shout "THAT'S COBRA'S FAVORITE TEAM, FUCK MASS SHOOTINGS"
 
CaptainDong said:
Oil City News article on Cobez

As much as I hate Facebook, it does make me happy to see the outpouring of love and support for the boglim prince, especially from people who knew him IRL
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It warms my heart (but doesn't cure my drink combo hangover, ouch) that his family know that so many people cared about Cobra. Tiana and Clint are in those comments. So is Courtney.

Wands being auctioned off on eBay? That's some real rockstar shit. Troles lose again!
 
anon101x said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i1QK0JchVYs
IM NOT CRYING
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FUCK YOU for making me cry again.

This is one of my personal favorites of Cobes. He was unintentionally funny most of the time, but he was also very self-aware. He just didn't let it shine all that often because he always tried to be a gothic bad boy for the fans/of age fangirls. Fucking bike helmet spray-painted green, it made me laugh so hard. I'm gonna look for another tissue to wipe my eyes, excuse me.

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ecrockedboston said:
I think a lot of people know people like Josh. The slow kid from their high school that somehow got an apartment at 19 and let all the loser, degenerate scumbags stay out of naivete. Cobes was also relatable on a personal level. I saw more myself in him than I ever care to admit. In my case, I could have wound up like him if I didnt quit drinking. People feel like they know him in a way that doesnt feel parasocial.
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A guy I know is pretty autistic like Josh. Nicest guy I've ever known but it cost him, his first room mate he got out of highschool after his parents had a rough divorce stole all his shit and ran off. Later human predators got him into crack and I had to convince my parents to let him crash at my place so he could get away from that scene and he got back on his feet, now he makes more than me but he's In a decade long dryspell lmao. He's doing great now but just doesn't want to bother with women, which is maybe what Josh should have done.

I think maybe my favorite part about king cobra was his innocence, despite all the bullshit he dealt with in life he always upheld his morals and tried to do what was right (or at least go on rants about what's right, he really didn't leave his room for the last 4 or so years).
 
Let me start by saying I am a fan of Kiwi Tapes but he deleted all his cobra videos today below is his reason. I haven't seen all his stuff as I'm more of a casual viewer, but anytime someone deletes videos its a red flag. Seems off to me that he did this.
 

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Rest Easy Soldier.
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I nearly died laughing when this thumbnail dropped lmao


Carl's Jr said:
Let me start by saying I am a fan of Kiwi Tapes but he deleted all his cobra videos today below is his reason. I haven't seen all his stuff as I'm more of a casual viewer, but anytime someone deletes videos its a red flag. Seems off to me that he did this.
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I kinda get why he feels this way, even though kiwi had some of the more fair and lighthearted cobra coverage. I've wanted to binge cobra vids since he died but I can't bring myself to since to be honest alot of his "big moments" were him having meltdowns and generally being miserable, which seems in bad taste now that he's dead and can't stand up for himself. I think he should have kept them up though, it would be a better way to remember cobra and keep his memory alive but I also understand why he would have removed them out of respect.
 
Fortyone said:
I've wanted to binge cobra vids since he died but I can't bring myself to since to be honest alot of his "big moments" were him having meltdowns and generally being miserable, which seems in bad taste now that he's dead and can't stand up for himself.
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Snake Bones has been my Cobra comfort videos over the last few days. They tend to focus more on Cobra being generally silly than the really sad stuff so they have been a good way to remember the good times.
 
Carl's Jr said:
Let me start by saying I am a fan of Kiwi Tapes
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Stop it. Get some help. He is a fucking room-temp IQ faggot using lolcows to make his online career.

Kiwi and his retard friend Smokey got so much shit wrong about Josh it's not even funny. They used shit their fans posted on their Discord and Reddit as "sources" for their videos. Plus, they are constantly moral fagging. They always clowned on Josh, but now that he's dead, they're making videos saying "Dude, he was clearly dying, Clint was a bad father not to come in sooner". Those two are no better than base-level Redditors. There are much better Cobra commentators/archivists/curators.

EDIT: SmokeyMCC and KiwiTapes also used BogChron's videos for "commentary", but they clipped it even further to mask it and claim they actually watched Josh's streams, like they're some fucking OG connoisseurs. Fucking low-effort moralfaggot clowns.
 
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Bifocal Lens said:
Stop it. Get some help. He is a fucking room-temp IQ faggot using lolcows to make his online career.

Kiwi and his retard friend Smokey got so much shit wrong about Josh it's not even funny. They used shit their fans posted on their Discord and Reddit as "sources" for their videos. Plus, they are constantly moral fagging. They always clowned on Josh, but now that he's dead, they're making videos saying "Dude, he was clearly dying, Clint was a bad father not to come in sooner". Those two are no better than base-level Redditors. There are much better Cobra commentators/archivists/curators.
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yeah, idk i used to be able to watch their stuff but their constant poop touching combined with the fact that they were streaming the day of and going "no guys dont donate no" just killed it for me. i feel like it takes all of one braincell to not do that shit
 
I mask my emotions with humor, so I would like to share a joke that I think Josh would approve of.


The town drunk sexy Gothic cowboy rockstar has finally ended up on the slab, and the coroner is taking inventory, trying to figure out what exactly did him in.
Lungs: black
Liver: stone-hard
Kidneys: big as grapefruits
Heart: broken and battered
Appendix: ???
All absolutely shot.

Mortuary assistant Shon looks over the autopsy notes and asks, Do you think he suffered from organ failure?
Coroner: Naw, from the looks of things, he enjoyed every minute of it.

Haw-haw-haw
RIP Cobes
 
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