🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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it would be nice to have wand or carpet of our BOY but I don't know about 1k
Yeah that is pretty steep. I was lucky and got one of his wands during the first apartment when they were $34 + shipping. That is something about cobra that always made me laugh, there were legitimately rich and "famous" people that wanted wands from cobra. Some of them would even directly ask cobes for him to make them one like keemstar did when he was on his podcast earlier this year, I want to say he offered something like 2.5k. But our BOY always turned them down. So this auction could get crazy with some legit high rollers in a bidding war.
 
It’s gonna hurt extra hard when KFC brings back the double down years from now.
Is Clint a bad dad for not sending croba to a ghost group home?

Was thinking about Josh and how some of his one liners would absolutely break me. One of my favorites was "How can I be racist if my soap is black?"

One of his customizedgirl shirts still makes me laugh. In big font right on the front "I'd rather beat off then beat women" of course he meant "than" instead of "then" and later corrected it after someone pointed it out. But the idea of wearing a shirt saying you're going to jack off then go beat women is insane lol. Anyone else have any favorite one liners of his?
one that I quote constantly is from when he boycotted Doritos for a couple of hours and upload a video of him eating them and he said "It's going to take me awhile to get back into the swing of eating Doritos again". There's just something about it that is so fucking funny.
 
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T&H status can be gifted to other users. Some of us don't know who gave it to us.
there should be a themed option to pick whether you want "True & Honest Fan" or "Cool Cobra"

You need the penis symbol. The cool S he had.
Drew this with a mouse so forgive the shitty lines but this is what i'm thinking of doing
tattoo idea.webp
 
Ngl, it's also hard for me to see him drunkenly passed out in his chair now too. He could've very well fallen asleep in his chair and passed away there instead of a bed... Fuck man
 
Rock in peace, Cobra. Hope Clint and the rest of the family can mourn peacefully and the harassers fuck off.

Though forseen, it's still tragic and unfortunate that one of the few oldschool "lolcows" passed. He was the most earnest form of the term; just an eccentric guy online who people found amusing. Not a pedo, not a rapist, not a political sperg--just homegrown, all-authetic strange, but overall human and humane. Despite his occasional hiccups, Cobra had a largely positive impact on the wider Interweb. I'll paint one of his wands, in his honor.
 
Deathbed Tapes has a special edition of "Life Isn't Fair" for pre-order on their site which supposedly includes an "autographed tombstone insert." I'm not sure if the autographed inventory was prepared ahead of time or this will get canceled/modified, but my order went through and was confirmed over the weekend. Hopefully if these orders get fulfilled then they'll go to fans and not assholes trying to flip them. Worst case I guess I'll just buy the next "unreleased" album they are planning on releasing.

Also want to bring up one of my favorite songs that I don't see a lot of people mention (can't even find a YT link) but "Without King Cobra" is just such an epitome of his eccentricity and timing. It's basically a parody cover of the Eminem song, and while most boring normies would try to squeeze their lyrics into a similar runtime... Josh just said fuck that, I'm doing 7 minutes and 45 seconds, loop the track if you have to. TMDWU.
 
I'm toying with the idea of making some Cobes sprites for a pokemon romhack. I'd even make some gym leaders n shit too, if anyone has any ideas.
I forget what it was called and I got it off the long nuked subreddit, but wasn't there an RPG maker game?
Found it, it was Girthbound, a hack of Earthbound. The original reddit got nuked and now when you look for Girthbound you find some weird furry inflation Earthbound hack, TNWU.
Edit, found it despite the original reddit getting nuked.
I make no claims about the authenticity of this zip file link but I found it on the above original trailer release

I downloaded and played it back in the day but got bored of it, it was pretty grindy/shitty but the humor was spot on, if you're interested in making a game maybe you can reach out to the maker of the trailer above and collab?

Also someone should probably start archiving random shit like this, and the Morbikon video and what not. TWU on the last few uploaded as archive music video tributes.
 
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