🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I am going to miss coming home from work and watching his stupid rant videos and food/drink hacks. A recent one that sticks out to me now is the "Romen Noodle" abomination with the baby clams, sardines, Country Crock, Flamin' Hot Funyuns, cheese sauce, and the Bud Light Chelada. Microwaved that shit for probably 20 minutes and it took him almost an hour to even eat it. Insanity. God rest his soul, there'll never be another one like our boy Cobes. 🍺🐍
 
I can’t imagine how miserable your life must be to derive enjoyment from trolling someone like Cobes. I wish them all the misery they deserve.
That is what bothered me. Some things were funny like when people would post catchphrases in the chat that he would always react to or when they would send him stuff that he didn't need on stream and he would have to find a way around that like that time he made a cat food burger but sending him dangerous substances (alcohol, inhalants. ect) and threatening him was out of line for such a goofy and harmless guy. There are also the people who kickstarted the NAL saga and let's face it kind of killed Cobes by banishing him to the trailer tomb.
There is a line where you go from lighthearted trolling to being worse than any cow.
I already hated Summer. Now I fucking despise this season.
Fuck summer, dood. I need a beer.
 
Yesterday, I came across a pack of pre roll joints lying on the ground in my apartment building in what I believe was a blessing from Cobra. I got stoned to the bone and proceeded to binge on a bunch of junk food. I think it's what cobra would have done. View attachment 7824930
Cobes lookin' handsome in this picture ngl, twu.
 
Dying young with his lifestyle shouldn’t really come as a surprise to anyone and need a conspiracy. I am interested in what finally took him out though, just out of morbid curiosity. Anyway, Rest easy King.
My problem is, everytime I've experienced this happen to someone I actually knew, it was much more prolonged and obvious, but cobra pukes and poops one day and the next he's gone. No jaundice, no long hospital stay, hell he must of been tougher than we thought because he was just complaining the same way I've seen people complain about a flu, so it's all so weird to me.
 
Stopping by from Gorl World to say RIP Cobes. Josh was one of the few people here outside of it that I actually kept up with, and I'm honestly pretty fucked up right now. That video from Clint had me sobbing. Josh was one of the last few harmless cows left, the dude was just trying to do his own thing.

I'm making a dank drink combo tonight in his honor. Fuck sickos. This is most definitely NOT what's up, toobz.
 
Inadvertently NAL killed the boglim. Got him kicked out of his dank apartment, got more weens on his shit. Obviously cobras lifestyle would have caught up to him but, just not as soon... if the witch never went to visit him we could have had dank hacks for a bit more
 
Exactly. Also, fuck the faggots who swatted him and made false police reports just so the cops would go over there so those people could have their "entertainment"
Man, I forgot about that. I was pissed when it happened since Cobra had a history of lashing out at people when they showed up unexpectedly and that could have gotten him killed.
 
Will Clint give his true fans one final live?
He’s planning to apparently.

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His Tactical Soap promocode KINGCOBRA still works too and gives the 10% it used to. I wonder if Grondyke had known about their most passionate salesman's passing.
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Get yourself some Tactical Soap and buy a shirt :semperfidelis:
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And 50% of the profit is going to Autism Speaks. Sucks that it’s going to such a shit organization.
 
Inadvertently NAL killed the boglim. Got him kicked out of his dank apartment, got more weens on his shit. Obviously cobras lifestyle would have caught up to him but, just not as soon... if the witch never went to visit him we could have had dank hacks for a bit more
I'm still curious on the timeline of events, i've read somewhere that Clint took him to the hospital the day before and they sent him home, but at the same time people have said that Clint was in Europe for some time, so this could be true if Clint was away and he had no neighbors that could take him to the hospital or to check up on him.
 
Fucking spooky shit man, a month after Ozzy passes, and dead at 34 after speculating on dying at 34?

3 and 4, 3 and fucking 4!!! Winds are dying down Josh, winds are dying down.

I'll admit Clint's video got me misty eyed but I held it together barely, but weirdly enough what broke me fully was the Morbikon track Land Phil shared.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=50uRh-LZmgE
It's actually really good as someone who actually likes black metal, I'm very curious as too how much they had to edit him, like did they send him the track and the lyrics and did he just freeball that shit, or was this more a bunch of vocals they timed up later, were they his own lyrics?

Either way it fucked me up because it's so good and that makes it super depressing, it's like the ultimate what if/what could have been. I'm sure they never would be able to work with him due to well (gestures around vaguely) and it seems like they chose someone else since you can find stuff for the project, and that's probably why this remained unreleased until now, but man, what if? (:_(

I've got some Cobra's Blood on deck, and then after far too many of them, I'm going to blast some white castle sliders and pizza rolls in the micawave, put the pizza rolls inside the sliders, and dip them in ranch.

All hail Ozzy, fuck suicide, fuck sickos, long live Joshua Faye Saunders KingCobraJFS! :semperfidelis:
Fuck why are we learning about these talents now? This is really good.
 
He’s planning to apparently.

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And 50% of the profit is going to Autism Speaks. Sucks that it’s going to such a shit organization.
There is something kind of magical about that stupid soap company finally acknowledging Cobes. He was their best salesman.

I will have to attend that final live when it happens even if it will probably make me cry like a bitch. I am glad Clint is seeing how much we cared about his boy.
 
There is something kind of magical about that stupid soap company finally acknowledging Cobes. He was their best salesman.
I didn’t even know the company existed until Cobes. That company wouldn’t even be on my radar if not for that dude. Personally, I wish they’d actually donate profits made using the code to make a nice headstone or memorial. At least then the money would be going towards their best salesman.
 
Man, I forgot about that. I was pissed when it happened since Cobra had a history of lashing out at people when they showed up unexpectedly and that could have gotten him killed.
They swatted him the day he said this on stream, hoping he would do it


He’s planning to apparently.

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I hope reddit retards stay away and don't feel the need to swat or "troll" his funeral one last time
 
A fan gives Josh a hollywood star. Josh would have loved this video.

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Most of the trolls that really hated him were worse off than he was. If you remember his subreddit, when you looked at the peoples accounts, many of them were also alcoholics and addicts that were just jealous that a "retard" having the same problems as them is getting paid and can live a lifestyle they wish they could. No work, chilling, getting hammered, while having an audience and fanbase. Their main issue was always muh paypigs. Thats why i think its unlikely they target his headstone, if they try, wyoming law has statues for cemetery desecration and vandalism. If they topple his headstone, they could be charged with a felony and get 5-7 years in prison, fines up to 5-10k.
Poor trolls should stop and ask themselves what they did to drive the Clints in their lives away.

Cobra owns their sad lives.
 
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