🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Nana Feeder 9k said:
There's a strong possibility Homedad just wants his son put to rest and the era of his "internet celebrity" to subside entirely.
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Good. As someone who has lost a brother, I don't blame him at all. But at the same time, a lot of people genuinely liked Cobes. Where does Clint's privacy end, and Cobras public persona begin? Who am I to say?

[edit] And by I mean I lost a brother, I don't mean Cobes. I lost an IRL brother 20 years ago when I was a teenager, and now I'm a mid 30 year old idiot. I've seen how losing a child takes a toll on a person, even if it hasn't happened to myself.
 
Finally had some drink combos and taco bell to honour our boy, and can confirm that Cobra's diarrhea curse is very real.
Circle of protection on anyone else partaking in a food hack / drink combo :semperfidelis:
 
God, I know Josh had a pretty adversarial relationship with you in life, but he really is one of the good ones. You know he didn't mean it. Forgive him and take him up to meet Ozzy. :(
 
We go on about the trolls who constantly bought his liquor and duster, but there is one other group of trolls who made the last year of his life total hell. Those being the ones who paid for NAL to go to Casper. We've seen the damage she did to him and I hope karma comes for those fuckers hard and fast.
 
anliteralidiot said:
Don't do this to me doodt, that's my favorite song and I looped it when my dad died...

keep a little boglim in your soul....
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The stuffed lizard on the armchair in the trailer,
Who watches over you?
Keep a little Boglim in your soul.

Not to put too fine a point on it,
Pie High looking like a baby bonnet,
Keep a little Boglim in your sooooooul.

EDIT: I want to include something from our very own @SeizureRobot5000 . This video has meant so much to me the past few years. I have contributed probably 1000 views alone to it, it always made me cry even when the boy was still with us. But now it brings a sense of catharsis. I hope he makes a sendoff video for Cobes, but honestly, this is probably the finest period to put on Cobra's story, doodt. I hope it brings the same feelings and closure for my cobros that it has for me.

 
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Aborted Drink Combo said:
A food hack I've been using for the longest time is smoothies. Unsweetened almond milk, a serving and a half of spinach, a banana, whatever other frozen fruit you want, and a scoop and a half of whey protein. It's good for you and tastes like chocolate milk. Lots of protein, spinach adds lots of micro nutrients, including K2, which helps increase the uptake of D3 that is usually supplemented in milk or almond milk. Plenty of fiber and other good shit.
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I actually used to drink something like that but instead of bananas I used mixed berries. Should definitely go back to it.
 
oh jesus. I'm actually seriously sad to see this. I knew it was probably going to happen, but i figured maybe in his fifties or sixties. And his dad seems like such a nice guy. Josh always seemed like underneath all the weird and filth, he tried to be a good person.
 
Giant Machine said:
The worst part about the redditors/trolls is that they call him a good guy and everything now and feel sad he is gone. Like niggas you were literally calling for his death 2 years ago. They want to be a part of the love Josh is getting. Haven't seen a single one of his trolls come out and say "hey maybe I shouldn't have done that and I am sorry." It's fucking sick.
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Yeah they never do. It's wild that KF gets so much hate for this shit when really it's these people outside of here that cause it all. It's absolutely insane to me that reddit is a bastion of the worst people online and is terminally used by governments etc as a propaganda arm, that information is literally out there in the public, and nobody gives a shit. But KF? Oh no. Gotta shut em' down.
 
Aborted Drink Combo said:
I don't know what to call it, fitting? poetic? ironic? in the last weeks of his life, an Italian American sandwich youtuber convinced Cobes that life was all about good food, good drink, friends and family, god bless.
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I'm wholly convinced that that "gobbless" stream was his repentance and St. Peter welcomed him through the gates with open arms. Gonna make the dream sandwich tonight and cry into all the meats and all the cheeses.

I hate that cobes was never able to feel the true love and warmth that people had for him, but fuck, isn't that kinda the definition of depression? I hope he found peace, and I hope Clint and his family can find some measure of it eventually as well.
 
Had to get some Taco Bell today toobz. Chicken Grilled Cheese Steak Burrito, add red sauce, potatoes, steak, onions, jalapeños as well as a Steak Chipotle Ranch Burrito and i got some fire/diablo packets with it TWU
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One of my favorite cobra memories is sitting in streams for hours chatting about how I saw Shon move and occasionally he'd acknowledge. It was the stupid shit.
 
'Ol Stinky said:
One of my favorite cobra memories is sitting in streams for hours chatting about how I saw Shon move and occasionally he'd acknowledge. It was the stupid shit.
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Wonder what's gonna happen to the little bastard now that Josh is gone. If Clint sold Shon he could make some money for sure, but I'm not sure if Clint would even sell off Josh's stuff
 
Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
Wonder what's gonna happen to the little bastard now that Josh is gone. If Clint sold Shon he could make some money for sure, but I'm not sure if Clint would even sell off Josh's stuff
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i gotta imagine clint will keep him since clints an artsy type and a puppet like shon would be great for some art pieces. i gotta say though if he does sell shon i expect plenty of videos to pop up of shon being haunted by whoever buys him most likely.
 
I was just wondering what event was going to pull me back onto the farms… RIP Cobes. We need a full illustrated cookbook of your creations
 
Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
Had to get some Taco Bell today toobz. Chicken Grilled Cheese Steak Burrito, add red sauce, potatoes, steak, onions, jalapeños as well as a Steak Chipotle Ranch Burrito and i got some fire/diablo packets with it TWU
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TWU. Get extra diablo packets and save them for a Fiery Fish Pizza.

Was going grocery shopping before and when I got to the spice aisle all of a sudden thought of Cobes saying "Fuck my life Youtube, I need salt". Probably would have forgotten it otherwise, TMDWU!
 
Giant Machine said:
Shon is actually Cobes' phylactery.
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Shon was his first phylactery but I do believe that Cobes had a long-term plan for surviving death and that was his wands. Hear me out:

Liches need to feed souls to their phylacteries to keep them up and running, basically. Cobes always said that people couldn't use his own wands to cast spells against Josh himself, since he was the creator and it was implied he somehow imbued some part of himself or his will onto or into them. I'm pretty sure that our little boglim, in a rare stroke of genius, figured that at least some of his fans would actually try to use the wands for magic (instead of just getting them as a joke or as a rarity)... and that at some point someone will probably do some type of magick that's going to accidentally suck some power into the wand (even if it's just someone fucking up a spell and putting their own anima on the line). This is another reason why he didn't just output a shitload of wands (in addition to being lazy and wanting the price to remain high); presumably he had to do a series of intense rituals over each one, probably up to and including sex-magick (sorry wand-buyers, you almost certainly touched some dried Jorsh cum when you first pulled it out of that packing tube).

So watch out, you wand-owners. Not only may you be holding the key to a revitalized Demon-King Cobra but it may cost you your eternal soul.
 
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