🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Not anything new or unsaid, but I kept up with Josh here and there since I saw that doc and he's always been one of the good ones. A classic cow that's fun and weird and unashamed. Not a sex pest. Not a pervert. I genuinely teared up at work-mascara running a little-seeing the news.

I was working on Josh's recipes for a while now-making an edible version of all his gross cooking. Rewatching the doc and the world is different now that he's no longer in it.
 
Banquet Meal said:
not to be sound gay, but ive heard so many retards talk about how bad KF is, and how its full of evil people who harass people into killing themselves, etc i know you have all heard the same bullshit...ive never seen ANYWHERE else that has shown this much concern and outpouring of grief for someone they didnt even know.
if people want to see hate, go check out the subreddits about this poor man, and learn what true hate really is.
im not trying to overshare, but the video of his father gutted me, because
i have a terminally ill child, and hes not doing well at all right now, and the anticipatory grief is hitting hard, especially for his father. i hope he has family surrounding him, finding your child dead has to be the worst thing in the world, and i hate that for him
i think you are all (except for the reddit fags that joined just to be dickheads) amazing. 💙
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reddit is people who don't give a shit pretending to be good, kiwi farms is good people pretending not to give a shit
 
The real reward is finding out he wasn’t lying… the Cobra’s Jack just tastes like particularly sweet beer. He was a genius, in his own way, and now that I’m finally trying some combos… honestly? He wouldn’t have been a bad bartender.
 
Banquet Meal said:
i appreciate that more than you will know...but thankfully he is still with me, but poor joshes dad...oh my god. that was the saddest thing i ever watched...i just hope he can find solace and peace, somehow. i just cant imagine that 911 call. absolute tragedy all around.
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I know it's inevitable but I hope whoever gets the 911 call on FOIA thinks before they post.
That shit's gonna ruin a few people's days at the least.
 
Guys. Today’s NY Times crossword, 1 across.

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Max Caulfield said:
Probably late but wanted to let @Null know there is such a thing as Death By Delivery, used to charge dealers and runners with murder if they provided the (usually) illicit substance an individual overdosed on. I'm not familiar with the law in Wyoming, but a few states have adopted it as a more specific version of 2nd Degree Manslaughter. There does exist legal precedence for it, but given that Alcohol is legal, that King Cobra accepted the delivery, etc. It would be a longshot to prosecute random redditors, despite the fact that under God's Law, all involved should be hung by the neck until dead.

It might be power-leveling, but my state almost adopted it and I do support it as a charge, as it goes hand in hand with the uptick in Fentanyl and subsequent use of it to assassinate people, specifically by cutting it into Meth and H, and it is usually very obvious it's what's happened, but nothing can be done because it's """"""""technically"""""""" not Homicide.
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It still seems like a real stretch to prosecute a mostly disorganized group of trolls for indirectly causing Cobes' death, and the last thing anyone would want is to put criminal culpability on the "tragedy of the commons" because that seems to be opening a can of worms right there.

Unmarkedgrave said:
My goal is to try all of Cobra’s cocktails 😭🫡
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I wonder if his recipes are archived, his burger from the video Null did a few years ago is white bread (toasted on the griddle), a hamburger patty, several strips of bacon, shredded mozzarella cheese, peanut butter, and cordial cherries or his calzone, which consisted of Pillsbury canned pizza crust (right out of the can), peanut butter, brown sugar, bananas, mozzarella cheese, bacon, pepperoni, and cordial cherries, more mozzarella cheese, more brown sugar, then brown sugar on top of it AFTER folding, and cooking it in an oven.
 
I’m going to miss this guy. Thanks for being yourself Josh. Thanks for never letting those troles win. Seeing the thread go to inactive hurt.

The pain is gone now. I know you’re finally not hurting or miserable. Thanks for never giving a shit what anyone really thought you should be doing because you lived on your terms. We should all strive to have some of this spirit in ourselves.

Watching you was as regular as watching the news for a whole lot of people here. You’ll be missed and never forgotten. We loved all of your little idiosyncrasies. We salute you and say FUCK SICKOS, FUCK RAPE and FUCK SUICIDE.

Thank you again Josh. 😞
Long live the king, Kingcobrajfs
 
BullfrogBill said:
Would it be a good idea to buy something from Josh's store, The Cobra's Fang? Will I still get my item or would it require Josh to authenticate a sale or something? I really want to buy something from here and I hope it's all automated by the company and still up and running.
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If you want to, I'd do it now before they hear he's dead and close it.
 
stupid frog said:
If you want to, I'd do it now before they hear he's dead and close it.
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Would that happen? I always assumed they were more akin to something like Redbubble? I’m drinking now but I’ve been attempting to download every single design, I made it halfway through page 2 earlier today during work. The site allows you to download the actual design itself, so if it’s not me, hopefully someone will have archived all his merch designs before it closes. I can send what I have through DMs if it closes but I’m not sure how CustomizedGirl works as opposed to a site like redbubble.
 
Westfalia said:
I know it's inevitable but I hope whoever gets the 911 call on FOIA thinks before they post.
That shit's gonna ruin a few people's days at the least.
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i think the regular farmers know not to break that ice, at least i would like to think they do. let his father mourn and deal with a level of grief most of us cant even imagine and just let sleeping dogs lie. with that being said, redditors however have no respect and will do whatever they want. redditors should swing
 
2 am central time zone circle of protection. Asked for the boon so he shall receive a boon, Long live the prince of dankness and praise be to the food hackers and drink combo wombo mains we got in the community. Fuck sickos and Fuck troles.
 
Buster Scruggs said:
Would that happen? I always assumed they were more akin to something like Redbubble? I’m drinking now but I’ve been attempting to download every single design, I made it halfway through page 2 earlier today during work. The site allows you to download the actual design itself, so if it’s not me, hopefully someone will have archived all his merch designs before it closes. I can send what I have through DMs if it closes but I’m not sure how CustomizedGirl works as opposed to a site like redbubble.
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It depends on where his payments get sent to. If they get bounced back, the shopfront might try to contact him and close it upon no reply. Or if someone contacts with proof of death, it could probably get closed that way as well.
This is just my best assumption, since the only dead shopfront I know if ran there's personally, and it was closed by the deceased ones husband.
 
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