🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[BigPeanut]

My goal is to try all of Cobra’s cocktails

Cobras collada sounds good and I’m just realizing now that I drank cobras cake every weekend ages nineteen to twenty two or so.

 

[Pale Empress]

Put one up on the wall for the boy (Cobra Blood, had to sub out Redbull because my bar doesn't stock Monster). Hail Satan, we'll miss you Cobes.

 

[FrancisKev13]

https://youtu.be/r-YH6xvM7gE?si=f6N5H9TcreM1xP4d

https://youtu.be/r-YH6xvM7gE?si=f6N5H9TcreM1xP4d

 

[Westfalia]

I hope God understands that all the "hail satan" stuff was just edgy autism. I assume he would, if he is God. I figure he can read people's hearts and whatnot. Cobes had a good heart (metaphorically, not physically).

I like to think Ozzy was at the gates to help him past St. Peter

 

[emitter]

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Maybe just a little bit off-target here, but that homemade double-down food hack hit the spot perfectly:

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

and it seemed to me you lived your life like a boglim in the wind

 

[There She Glows]

Today I wrapped a hot dog in a funnel cake at the fair in Josh's honor. Didn't taste half bad toobz.

 

[BongoMongo]

No parent should have to bury their child. Josh was the kind of cow whose era is now waning and there a sad thing.

He seemed harmless, except to his liver. He didn't seem to have any real malice in him. Internet got a little less weire and not in a good way.

 

[JaneThough]

I like to think Ozzy was at the gates to help him past St. Peter

“Don’t worry, Pete. He’s with me. ALL ABOOOAAARD!”

 

[neger psykolog]

I hope God understands that all the "hail satan" stuff was just edgy autism. I assume he would, if he is God. I figure he can read people's hearts and whatnot. Cobes had a good heart (metaphorically, not physically).
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I'm almost certain that people like cobes, who brought happiness to so many other people, get a free pass into heaven by default.

 

[Big Nasty]

Josh's last words:

"My stomach hurts."

 

[Aborted Drink Combo]

He seemed harmless, except to his liver.

And sickos.

 

[BullfrogBill]

Would it be a good idea to buy something from Josh's store, The Cobra's Fang? Will I still get my item or would it require Josh to authenticate a sale or something? I really want to buy something from here and I hope it's all automated by the company and still up and running.

 

[Here to Gawk]

Hair Dye video (9:49)

"But if anything, this video at least gives you a good laugh and helps you appreciate life a little more, because like I said it could be worse"

https://youtu.be/9ELpTHMamGE?feature=shared&t=589

 

[Ugly Smelly Virgin]

What's next, BMJ dying?
Fuck this shit man.
Rip Kobes, you will be missed.

 

[Brutality]

This one was for you cobes...

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

I like to think Ozzy was at the gates to help him past St. Peter

Ozzy saw him at the gates of heaven, pointed at him and said "that goth dude knows how to ROOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!"

 

[Westfalia]

What's next, BMJ dying?

Wouldn't be half as bad as Cobes. We knew he had an alcohol problem but 35?
This is out of the blue since he had no prior ongoing problems (diagnosed at least)
Meanwhile BMJ has had several rehab and jail stints and is as low as he's been. It's unfair.

 

[Banquet Meal]

I'm fucking smashed from monster and beer but I'm sorry to hear about your child. Please make sure they are loved every last moment.

i appreciate that more than you will know...but thankfully he is still with me, but poor joshes dad...oh my god. that was the saddest thing i ever watched...i just hope he can find solace and peace, somehow. i just cant imagine that 911 call. absolute tragedy all around.

 

[Ponzo]

Its a hard pill to swallow that we will never see the boys face again but i remembered he had a clone. I always hoped for some sort of reunion between these two.

i just noticed that the top comments on ozzys music video are all about cobes