🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I can't stand the thought of some vulture getting big money for Cobra merch when Cobra lived and died with his account in the negative. I just bought a shirt from his CustomizedGirl, as Clint handled the taxes I'm hoping he should be cashing that out at some point.
 
Dago said:
Truly. What we can all learn from Josh is that we can be ourselves and what other people think of us is the only thing holding you back from authenticity.
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I stumbled across a stupid Jordan Peterson reel where he's giving some kind of motivational speech about how quickly the world and the people in it move on and recover from your death, and that you should live for yourself; not for your idea of what other people think of you. Josh, for all his faults, lived exactly like that.
 
Top comments on "Mama I'm Coming Home" are about you Cobes. Rest in Peace you gothic bad boy


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Esoteric Godwinsonism said:
I can't stand the thought of some vulture getting big money for Cobra merch when Cobra lived and died with his account in the negative. I just bought a shirt from his CustomizedGirl, as Clint handled the taxes I'm hoping he should be cashing that out at some point.
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you know damn well these vultures will be picking his bones clean well into next year
 
Not my first cow by a longshot, but feeling the need to share my sadness after years of lurking. I hope the boy is riding his bike (weather always permitting) with Ozzy and getting absolutely blasted with Puff on his shoulder. I'm enjoying boxed wine, seltzer, and moonshine as a combo with Wingstop in his honor (it's awful but I'm assuming Cobes approved). RIP, should have been a worse one.

My cat died right after Ozzy did and I'm hoping she's vibing with them in the meantime, long live King Cobra
 
An idea, maybe, but salt the rim of your glass using lime juice and crushed doritos or cheeto dust. That way you can get the taste without the texture.

Drink safe tonight, kiwis.
 
I had to log in to pay my respects. I really wanted it to be gay ops by the weens, but I knew that he was in rough shape and it was only a matter of time.

Cobes was the reason why I joined the forum. I just wanted to talk to others about this big dummy who liked goth girls with big tiddies, monster energy drink, magic, and snakes. He made the wagie hours tolerable and filled the silence with his disgusting burps into the mic and his annoying catchphrases that he stole from other youtubers, but he was fun and I was glad that I tuned in live.

He's probably going to be one of the last good lolcows since it's all just gross sexpests now. Cobes was just a loveable idiot.

Keep on rockin', bud. You did it. You became the rockstar you wanted. Now millions know your name. TWU toobz.
 
We have made a few drinks in Cobes' honor (excuse the messy stove).
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Reviews:

Cobra's mist: Nobody liked this one. Mtn dew is worse than I remember. It just tastes like syrupy sweet Blue Moon, which is otherwise alright. 3/10. 4.5/10, 3/10.

Cobra's blood: Actually kind of good. I enjoy red wine, but Apothic Dark Red would not be my preference. The monster overpowers it slightly (the smell of monster out of the can is something else). But somehow, they mellow each other out. They taste... less combined than they do individually. But this is surprisingly drinkable.
6/10, 8/10, 8/10.

I do not think I will be partaking in the Cobra's Jack- had enough of the 'dew and I do not enjoy whiskey.
I will polish off the rest of the 'Pothic and maybe some Blue Moons in JFS's honor.
 
Paying my respects - RIP Josh, you’ll be missed.

It’s hard to explain to people why the boy was important to a very select section of the internet, but he really was.

This thread over the last 24 hours has been pretty wholesome.
 
aim69 said:
RIP. It should've been Ethan Ralph.
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God and Satan have determined that Ralph has to live in a Mexican shack, boiling in the heat and pathetically clawing at relevance for at least a few more years. After that they might just huck his soul out into the void so neither of them have to deal with him.
 
RIP Cobes

Been watching since the first time you were on MATI when you tripped and broke your cigarette. Been one of my favorites ever since.

You made me laugh and you never harmed anyone. always good vibes, content never hateful, you just wanted to make videos that made people watching them feel happy. I will miss you, lots of us will.

I have nothing but the deepest and most genuine sympathy for Clint and the rest of Josh's loved ones.

PS - if any of you reddit weens lurking this thread are thinking of doing anything but shutting the hell up and letting the mans family grieve right now, I would think twice more about it real long and real hard.
 
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I’m seeing names in here that in other threads I’d be arguing with, and there’s something so beautiful about this autism bringing us all together. Maybe we’re not so different as we think.
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