🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Deathbed tapes popped into Chauncey’s chat and said that he was the one who had to break the one to Darf that Cobra died.
 
clipartfan92 said:
Clint has confirmed the death.
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Poor Clint. Horrible that he had to watch this death spiral and find his son dead. You know there were days where he feared this as a likely outcome.

Most of us don't have 80-proof blood, but none of us are guaranteed to wake up tomorrow, so don't waste a single day.

Prayers for mental peace for Clint.
 
Always looked on with fascination, amusement, and sometimes horror -- but tonight I'm mixing this shit in a skull mug and will try to keep it together watching some old videos. Not much of a drinker anymore, too old for the hangovers, but this shit fucking sucks and I never thought I'd be this upset by an internet stranger passing.

RIP Josh, someone who was unapologetically himself no matter how badly this gay fucking world wouldn't accept it. I don't really believe in an afterlife, but if it does exist I hope it's for people like Josh who deserved better. I really hope Clint and the family can process this as well as they can, but I don't think I'll ever be able to watch his statement video again. Fuck reddit, fuck sickos, fuck suicide.

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i'll never forget my first king cobra video, i think it was back in like 2011. i tried finding the video, but i can't. he made a cocktail with over like 20 different energy drinks and then plopped in some cum. was fucking awesome.

i will be doordashing some mcdonalds like a fat fuck and mixing modelo with a coca-cola.

hope you're making bogrittos stacked with prosciutto in hell my dark prince.

take it easy kiwi bros
 
Remember Cobra believed that food and drinks people consumed were then sent to the afterlife as ghost food
All our food hacks and drink combos today are going to him
 
My condolences to the cobros in this thread. He seemed like a wholesome, old school cow. It always sucks seeing someone die so young. RIP.
 
I want to remind everyone that Cobra's religion stated that everything you eat goes to the afterlife. I hope he enjoys that baconater and god knows how many beers I'm pounding tonight.

ninja'd, TMDWU
 
Long time anon lurker, registered just to pay my condolences to Clint, and to hail the Gothic Bad Boy of Casper. Getting hammered and blasting Ozzy in his honor tonight, Rest In Peace man.
 
Logged in just to press F and pay my respects to the King. I teared up a little at the news, no other lolcow has gotten me that sad before.

If there is any funeral fund hopefully it can be posted here so our boy can get the badass ceremony he deserves.
 
Like others I made this account just to pay my respects to Josh. I must have started following him around 2012. Since then Josh has brightened my day and had me laughing so hard I'd have tears in my eyes more times than I can count.

Feel like I've lost a friend today, and I really can't believe he is truly gone. RIP Josh, you old school rockstar villain.
 
While I'm not shocked this is how it all ended, I can't help but be hit hard by the news.

Thank you for the laughs Josh, I wish things turned out better. Rest in peace you Gothic Rockstar.
 
Tried a cobras mist for the first time today, it was disgusting.

One of my favourite cobra moments was when he was trying to put out that grease fire and told the fire to stop lol

RIP Cobes. I hope everyone who sent him booze feels the crushing weight of what they’ve done.
 
Truffle Logger said:
Tried a cobras mist for the first time today, it was disgusting.

One of my favourite cobra moments was when he was trying to put out that grease fire and told the fire to stop lol

RIP Cobes. I hope everyone who sent him booze feels the crushing weight of what they’ve done.
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They're Redditors, they don't have consciences.

joshfan25 said:
Like others I made this account just to pay my respects to Josh. I must have started following him around 2012. Since then Josh has brightened my day and had me laughing so hard I'd have tears in my eyes more times than I can count.

Feel like I've lost a friend today, and I really can't believe he is truly gone. RIP Josh, you old school rockstar villain.
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Welcome to the Farms, friend.
 
SusAf69 said:
Just to add reference, you can see the cap on that black cherry is different from the factory cap
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The cap is clearly different. It almost looks like 2 different bottles. This could be explained as the company changed the bottle style or the label was on a different bottle. I don't think you could find a generic cap that would git the right bottle perfectly, so it's probably not just a different cap.
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I will be doing a 21 vodka shot salute and blasting Ozzy tonight. The Bogrito haunts my dreams and whenever I make a burrito I think of King Cobra. While his cooking was horrifying, he really was harmless and wasn't a bad guy. Sneed in Peace KingCobraJFS
 
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