🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Esoteric Godwinsonism said:
Slimy incel faggot Tar Man streamed grifting off the death of Cobra. Tar Man is the same faggot who sent Cobra the duster with a written tutorial on how to melt his brain with it. What a cruel world we live in, where Cobra dies and this disgusting nigger can pay rent off being partially responsible for murdering him.

Link to the grotesque worthless faggot's stream

Anyone else watching Cobra for a long time would also have seen the consequences of that duster for him. To my core I believe it was the duster that damaged his brain enough to let him freefall how he did. Tar Man, I hope life gets you good. I literally can't stop myself alogging this ghoulish faggot, grifting the death he was partially responsible for is beyond words.
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This fucking fag and his voice. He was even more on the spectrum than Cobes.

I feel bad for Clint, finding Cobes like that. Trying to revive him even though he most likely knew Josh was already gone. It's a depressing thing that happens with death. You hope they wake up and go "Oh shit, thanks for waking me up!" even though they'll be cool to the touch or their lips will be blue.
 
That's a hard watch. I fucking feel so bad for Clint, no dad should have to walk in and find their son dead, especially when it comes to someone as ultimately harmless as Cobes. I get how he feels wanting to DFE, this man likely feels that the internet killed his child and it's not a totally unfair assumption to make, the truth is realistically, that Cobes had a lot of vices (Drinking, 'Notoriety') mixed with a lot of depression and feelings of bad self worth. I imagine he felt somewhat happy with Jessica until she begun to flip her shit and that also had a major effect on him as a person.

Noone's saying Cobra was like, perfect, I saw KiwiTapes say "He was more perfect than most people online" (or something to that effect) and I think it's more that Cobra was a deeply troubled man who needed some real help but didn't really ever go to seek it or want it. This is that classic tale of the old drunk hermit everyone knows and likes but they find dead one day.

The real tragedy is with all the real horrendous people online, we lost someone who was actually not that bad.
 
What a terrible loss to the internet. He was born with a task that he never fully understood but did to perfection. To make people happy. Josh spent his life making others laugh and forget about the hardships we face and for that we will always be grateful. TMDWU.
 
LucienLachance said:
i think most people relating to cobra are just also degen alcoholics who are only sad to see someone exactly like them die
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Heavens fucking forbid you just feel bad for someone who was born with horrible genes and lived a miserable lonely life with no real friends and constant bullying. Compared to most people who are documented on this site Josh was a fucking saint.
 
After ruminating for a few hours I'm really surprised I miss him as much as I do. I have a mish mash of thoughts I need to put to digital paper about him here. He's been a part of my life for about 8 years now. My friends and me were looking at bad cooking videos and his came up and from there on I had to know more about this wacky chef and rockstar. Me and my wife would occasionally sit down and watch his live streams or compilations. I would discuss him with IRL friends and we would watch Seizure Robot podcasts as a group sometimes. A couple times a year he'd do something so ridiculous we'd have to send each other the video. Always thought he had a few years left in him, I figured he'd at least get into his 40s before things started going downhill. Seeing him go from mourning Ozzy and making food reviews and drink combos to stone cold dead in the span of a few days is shocking.

I don't think we'll see another cow like Cobra again. He was a once in a lifetime combination of mostly harmless, stubborn, dumb and charming in his own very specific way. He definitely was a born entertainer. He was also relentlessly harassed and a victim of his own poor choices and mental illnesses. He seemed very lonely at the end of it all which kinda hurts my soul. No phone, no one around him IRL. Alone in that trailer suffering not knowing what was happening to him. I find it a bit tasteless to "what if" when people die but I do wish he would have had someone around him to guide him rather than being alone those last few hours. If you were one of the "fans" that met with him IRL, I know some people got mad at you for poop-touching but I do think that it was good for him to have people in his life being kind to him, even if it was in passing and a bit meta-ironic.

I don't know if the good outweighed the bad in his life, and I don't know that he spent more time happy than sad. I think that's what has me feeling the worst. A combination of things that were his fault, were not his fault, and things that couldn't be his fault because he couldn't understand them all kinda seemed to sap his joy away these last few years. I believe his health, addictions, and socialization all going downhill over the past few years ultimately lead to his untimely death. I don't think it was just one thing or one person.

Obviously many trolls were too aggressive, sending an alcoholic booze is a dreadful thing to do. I do take a bit of solace knowing that the trolls that harassed him and harmed him the most aggressively probably live worse lives than Cobes did at the end of his days. At least he had some people who cared about him. The random losers sending him duster and alcohol do not have that luxury and never will. They lack his charm and outgoing personality. The lack his authenticness and his creativity. People fondly remember Cobes, no one will remember his trolls.

I do think Cobes would be glad to know that this many people miss his gothic-bad-boy-rockstar-cowboy-from-hell self. That people were rooting for him. That it turns out maybe he was as famous as he thought he was. Rest in peace Josh. Keep on rockin' bud.
 
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I'm not going to pretend that we didn't see this coming; Josh has been hanging on to life since around the start of the pandemic with one hand, only because he was too busy flipping off Death with his other one. He was an icon. In a sense, all he ever wanted to do was entertain us, and that's exactly what he did. Maybe not necessarily in the way he wanted, but even though he never got his gothic clocktower dream house, or his hot, of-age goth GF, he still had a legion of fans who hung on his every word and waited patiently for every new album. To me, Cobes was like a stray cat - He didn't know me, he might have even instinctively hated me, and I never really had control over him, but I'm still saddened by his passing nonetheless.
Rest in peace to a real one, 'toobs. So mote it be in the witches circle, when a cowboy trades his spurs for wings.
 
redditor cock enjoyer said:
Why are you people whining about his death? This is literally THE site that encourages behaviors, and subsequently causes, deaths exactly like this one.

Heinous retard degenerate worthless SCUM, the lot of you. You all deserve the same putrid fate, and you all almost certainly will do so.
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Is this is bait, you suck ass

If this is not bait, jump off a cliff redditor, you tards kill Cobes, you take a lot of innocent lives, do you shits feel ok about yourselves?
 
Two of the most infamous KiwiTubers, Kiwi Tapes and SmokeyMcC, uploaded a "tribute video" to Cobes, all while completely monetizing their video.
This doesn't just mean that they enabled gifted subscriptions, but also that they enabled ads on it, despite disabling superchats.
Here's what Kiwi had to say in rebuttal in the comments section.
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Even if their fans are automatically buying it, either they post evidence that they actually donated every single cent, including their ad revenue since they're still making money off said ads from Cobes dying, or they need to be crucified over this shit.

This is incredibly distasteful to both Clint and Cobes on every single front, and I'm sorry if this is technically MATI, but I'm personally affected by the loss of Cobes after following him for years, and especially with how Clint posted about his death. This incredibly low level of grifting faggotry cannot fly whatsoever.
 
LucienLachance said:
i think most people relating to cobra are just also degen alcoholics who are only sad to see someone exactly like them die
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I am worse than Cobra in every conceivable way. I'm such a lowly creature I am practically a bug. If Cobra and I met, he'd perch me on the arm of his chair and blow nicotinic smoke onto me. He'd plaster me onto a staff to sell on etsy once I pass in a matter of days. And you know what? I'd be just fine with that, toobs.
 
The boy had his problems but this is horrible. Can you imagine Clint finding his son like that? i can't even imagine Clint's pain right now.

RIP coobs, Fuck the sickos, long live Ozzy.
 
Giant Machine said:
The last year has been the worst of his life. The NAL infestation. Getting evicted on his birthday. Homeneighbor Aaron killing himself. Walt dead. The last of his teeth turning into liquid infection. And now, Ozzy. Circle of protection on the boy.
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I posted this when Ozzy died. I wish someone had been there for him.
 
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