Regarded Turms and Misspellings :
starstrapped (starstruck)
reliterate (reiterate)
Hot Picanany Sauce (Hot Picante Sauce)
optular defiancy disorder (oppositional defiance disorder)
low hanging branch (low hanging fruit)
paulefic (prolific)
missanjuree (misandry)
involunterribly celibate (involuntarily celibate)
intimidation crab (imitation crab - meat)
boneless crab meat
self described "pipe-smoking burger aficionado"
Honeydew Bubble Tea, infused with Tropical Topeka Pearls (Tapioca) tinetic energy (kinetic energy)
a good stenchy length in prison (a good lengthy stretch {of time})
impressionation (impression and impersonation mashed together)
negative stigmatism (negative stigmas)
phonicsly correct (phonetically correct)
Left over pizza temperature (cold/room temp pizza that won't hurt his badly damaged toofs)
Downtown Abbey (Downton Abbey)
Strattlecaster (Fender "Stratocaster" guitar)
"die"vorce (divorce - not even saying "die" as a joke, he just really thinks it's pronounced this way)
Pontificating (pondering)
Slaggut/Slaggot (slag plus either the word slut, althgough it already means slut/whore/prostitute in British slang, OR the word faggot). From Britany Spears rant 7/21/24. She was talking shit on Ozzy.
Catch all 22 (Catch 22)
Valid Victorian (valedictorian)
Home Depoat (Home Depot)
camera-lized onions (caramelized)
irrehensible (reprehensible)
genetic absinse (generic absinthe)
Neophile - thinks this is a kind of "sicko"
Moots-uh-ruhella (mozzarella)
Authorolpedic (Orthopedic)
Churn oh boil (Chernobyl)
peach pear fruit (peach parfait)
epergressence (effervescence)
mer"lot" (merlot wine)
free based opinion (?)
tripe (trope)
bumfire stock (bumpfire stock)
form of capitalization (capitulation)
conundriff (conundrum)
burgaly (burglary)
indeaf (in depth)
internally grateful (eternally)
interprentation (interpretation)
underexaggerated (understatement)
delayment (being delayed)
pomadore (pompadour hair style)
exsquizid (exquisite)
downmise (demise and downfall)
acoustic (autistic)
gymastics (gymnastics)
borrowing (burrowing)
successories (accessories)
prestige (pristine)
pa-ta-te (pate')
persique (mystique)
Atomically correct (anatomically correct)
Huhmanica (Harmonica)
Talibinians (Taliban)
patri-article (patriarchal)
apastafee (apostrophe)
stoops (steeps, as in steeping tea)
Hemmwoid/hemorrhage cweam (hemorrhoid cream)
destuck (unstuck)
crast (crass)
Pre-disposable vape pen (combo of predispose and disposable)
Harlem (harem, as in a harem of women)
Semolay Swamp Seasoning (Seminole Swamp Seasoning)
Awbies (Arby's)
Criteria (circa)
Synthient (Sentient)
sackafice (sacrifice)
coop duh resistonce (pièce de ré·sis·tance)
six pack ass (thinks he has a nice ass)
Hail Satin (Satan)
micah-wave (microwave)
charismacly (charismatically)
resepikate (reciprocate)
percrestavism (progressivism)
which hate (witch hate)
lesbian trampoline bungaree (jamboree)
outstage (upstage)
cucklorded (cuckolded)
perstowed (bestowed)
cerebral pelosi (cerebral palsy)
ROCK IN ROLL (rock n' roll)
variden (variety or vary - "I try to variden my cooking skills" was trying to say "I try to vary my cooking skills")
cheatedteded (cheated)
properganded (propagandized)
admittably (admittedly)
period eggs (used to describe what comes out when women have periods)
Lukraine Cheese (Lucerne Cheese)
Car-tay blank (carte blanche)
lollis (thinks this is British slang for cigarettes somehow)
progression points (oppression points)
perocative (provocative)
double entendro (double entendre)
realignment surgery (sex reassignment surgery)
Dekalation of Independence (Declaration)
conversate (converse)
intelecktally stimulated (intellectually)
cyst gendered (cis)
escape goat (scapegoat)
do a 360 (he means "180" when he says this)
tranzoot (transit)
diamond in the mist (diamond in the rough [and possibly gorillas in the mist])
utope-uh-tarian (utopian)
Necrocommacon (Necronomicon)
combination (compilation)
to-schem-me (Touche')
escorting to violence (resorting)
ling-ger-ree (lingerie)
bicuriously (vicariously)
proriflic (prolific)
Cathlic-cism (Catholicism)
ulterior modems (ultimatums and/or ulterior motives)
Chicuh-tearia (Trichotillomania)
sex offendry list (sex offender registry)
fucked off (fucked up)
presawde (persona + facade)
Maltese/mallateeve cocktails (molotov cocktails)
Cardinal Cherries (Cordial Cherries)
cough up (cop out)
reading confidential (reading confidence)
celery (salary/celebrity, he's used it for both)
fusstrating (frustrating)
pie hi hat (pork pie hat)
weather permittable (weather permitting)
moneterization (monetization and/or monitoring)
Famous Dave's "Famous Bowl"
pramashon (parmesan)
Apothica wine (Apothic)
Dee-JOO-lee-oh (Don Julio tequila)
Saranghetto cheese (Sargento cheese)
centive (both incentive and sentiment)
genetic Mountain Dew (generic)
RED WINE! RED WINE! (red rum)
ava grande metal (avant garde metal)
regard (retard)
Kobee Jack cheese (Colby)
Fur Uh-less-ay (Fur Elise - Beethoven)
Bird House alcohol (Big House)
Mike Tyson’s Anytizers (Tysons Chicken "Anytizers")
Mic Rib (McDonalds McRib)
Mortuary/Monterarey Jack (Monterey Jack)
Val Killmore (Val Kilmer)
Michelangelo Babyo (Michael Angelo Batio)
William Neeson (Liam Neeson)
Joy Davidson (Joy Division)
Zack Wade (Zakk Wylde)
Tore-ray Lew-nez (Tory Lanez)
Zuzu or Zozo (Pazuzu, the demon from The Exorcist)
Hairbro Peaches (Haribo)
Fleshman's Vodka (Fleischmann's)
Joseph Go-bells (Joseph Goebbels)
Tommy Iommi (Tony Iommi)
Suh-need O'Connor (Sinead O'Connor)
Guy Fee-eddie (Guy Fieri)
Rikki Sixx (Andy Sixx - nickname for Black Veil Brides lead singer some years ago)
Sushi and the Banshees
Dave Mustang (Dave Mustaine)
Billie Ughlydge (Billie Eilish)
Jared Folgulur (Jared Fogle)
Bruce Dickingsin, Diggursun, Dicker- (Bruce Dickinson lead singer of Iron Maiden)
Dimi Burg (Dimmu Borgir)
Greg-o-roth (Gorgoroth)
The Bonedogs (The Boondocks)
Wayne's Wild World (Wayne's World)
Smooth Santa (Smooth - Santana ft. Rob Thomas)
David and Goaleath (David and Goliath)
Gobread Gilfred Biago (Gilbert Gottfried and his character Iago from Aladdin)
Angola Lasbury (Angela Lansbury)
Jason "Michelle" Carroll (Michael - singer)
Tran-queerie (Tanqueray gin)
Roman noodles (Ramen noodles)
Ventrenn's Day (Veterans Day)
O Hallows' Eve (All Hallows' Eve/Halloween)
deep frtd avacados (deep fried avacados)
demarjuhnolizes (marginalizes)
Sharian law (Sharia law)
wandawood (wand wood)
college prom (yes, he thinks colleges have proms)
uh-luigi/uhweegee board (Ouija board)
video responce (response)
food challange (challenge)
Female Impowerment, Praise the Female Godess (Shirt he made for fangirls that he was 100% adamant he spelled correctly then proceeded to have a meltdown over on stream when the trolls turned out to be correct about empowerment/goddess - TWICE)
Womanizer (he misuses this all of the time and believes it means something like "treating a woman right" while still being macho, or something of a bad boy stud)
boretto (burrito)
Harks (harkens)
nighr video (night video - mispelled this at the height of the George Floyd riots)
komodo (kimono)
minimum wage gap (minimum wage combined with wage gap)
Decordation of Independence (Declaration of Independence)
Demasculated (emasculated)
Knock on glass (knock on wood)
Horse locks! (thinks this means something like "damn it!", or some similar phrase used in a situation when someone makes a mistake)
Easternoth (completely made up Boglim "pagan holiday" where I believe he combines the words "equinox" and "Easter". Always mentions it around the winter soltice/Xmas)
Tuberkcleeosis (Tuberculosis)
waffle/waffling out (waft/wafting out of the door/the window etc.)
Salancha saloo (saloo = cheers)
Regarded Thoughts/Sentences and Dank Expression Combos (malapropisms)
I might bitch about my Asperger's from time to time, but having Autism doesn't even hale in comparisent. ("PALES in COMPARISON", and "doesn't even compare'" mashed together.) He was also trying to "Parkinson's" instead of "Autism" (talking about Ozzy)
For me, the smell of fried bacon is like a fresh summer rain.
You know I'm very subconcious about myself and I get major anxiety when I don't do things perfe-, perfe-, perfectionally.
Like if Satan's wife squirted in your mouth, that's how fuckin good that (meeeeaduh) tastes. No offense to my dark lord and savior but...
Everything nasty underneath the books (combination of "nothing new under the sun" and "every nasty name in the book") - from a deleted gendur relayshuns rant by YouTube
Yeah he doesn't fuck goats anymore. He's a pretty chill dude.
You can tell when the bacon is fully cooked because it's starting to float. It'll float to the top a little bit.
Warlocks are fucking pussies compared to me. No offence to women.
Trust and believe, I could slay single mom pussy like it was shooting fish out of a barrel. ::makes handgun motion:: (in a barrel)
You know the reason why I love to drink and smoke pot is because realistically it will dumb me down to the level of everyone else.
I mean her boyfriend is a racecar driver, which that's kinda cool I guess, but you know, that doesn't really compete with being an internet rockstar.
I did sacrifice cheese pull for structural integrity (Cobes describing the more subtle, yet serious, concerns of his food hacks that outweigh aesthetics).
Her (Summer's) fake dick will never be as good as my dick.
It's not that complicated to figure life out once you've got it figured out.
The thing about "unconditional love" when it comes to like, your family and dating, you know fuck sickos and all that, you just accept people for who they are.
it doesn't take, you know, two goddamn pennies to make two cents to connect it
Ever since I've been wearing tactical soap women respond positively to my existence.
a good stenchy length in prison (a good lengthy stretch)
Frankly because our founding fathers grew tobacco on their plantations. So quite frankly if you are attacking tobacco, and you're against Cannabis, you're an unconstitutional piece of shit. The Declordation of Independence, was drafted on hemp paper.
Nice going Doritos you literally hired a non binary version of Jared Fogulur from Subway.
You can't call it a human being until it's exited the fetus. Sorry, not sorry.
If you do some research on the Margylog, Trump bought a club in Florida...
Puff doesn't have pronouns he's a lizard!
I'm something much more powerful than a witch. Much, much, more powerful ::incredibly regarded stare and cringe smile trying to look evil::
Ozzys grandkids gross me out sexually.
Some of ya'll wouldn't call YewTewb a job but I digress and disagree because I got a 100K subscribers.
They see this ugly mug and they're like "eww" but then when they see what I'm packin downstairs they're like "alright". If I didn't have biceps and a huge cock, chicks wouldn't talk to me dude."
None of my ex crushes are hot enough to ride this anyways...or bad enough to tame this.
Most women don't want to date me because I come off as creepy. I don't mean to be creepy I just got that natural resting serious face.
Chocolate is regrettably delicious. I know it's delicious because it's one of my favorite flavors of beer.
That is some CHEAT DAY mac 'n cheese dood. My arteries are singing a chorus of "ooohhhhh".
I hate mass shootings more than I love guns...as soon as I get back to Casper I'm gonna get me a bottle of Jack and take a shot for the victims.(about the Highland Park mass shooting)
My trolls are too old to trick or treat and too young to go to the bar
This is my favorite Ozzy Osbourn shirt, it's got a cobra on it, it's sick, and I own several pairs of it.
It's either the wrong day of the week or it's after 5:00.
From the mouth of lions (from the mouth of babes)
Every generation gets liquified to some degree. (villified?)
It's all up to the subject of the beholder. (Beauty is in the eye of the beholder).
Women demand self respect from men.
Arcane and unknowable.
Houston we have cigarette
You can just smell the grease coming off it. It smells amazing.
But to a degree I get what they're saying, this idea that boys wear pants and girls wear dresses blah blah blah, that gender "specific bullshit" is retarded. Because in Scotland they wear kilts. I rest my case.
I'm not gay but I would let sir Elton John fuck me in the ass to end sickos. There I said it.
I know what I look like, I don’t expect super models. Jessica says all the time how ugly she is and I’m like "honey I’ve seen worse".
Some of the graves are like from the 1800's, you know what I'm saying, fuck sickos.
Shit happens otherwise we wouldn't poop
Got the Herr's jalapeno poppers, not gender based just the name of the company.
I digress (he thinks this means something like "but it's okay/I don't care")
I wasn't gonna knock that up (knock that/pass up the idea/suggestion)
How would you feel if the foot was on the other shoe? (shoe on the other foot)
Here's the thing of it slick
Think smarter, not harder. (WORK smarter, not harder)
Goddammit my daughter's on her period. Guess I gotta buy a shotgun to scare them boys off cuz they smellin the pheromones. (from one of his "comedy" vids)
I think Jehovah's Witnesses are annoying myself but, you know, what Hitler did to these fuckers was way too far. (Hitler did persecute Jahova's Witnesses but Jorph goes on to clearly describe Jews, mixing up the two.)
I miss petting his scales...that soft sandpaper texture (Pufferths)
Yeah but didn't the Bible say that Jesus's blood turned into wine?
I wanted to sample the labors of my fruits know what I'm sayin?
Brought to you in part by BC Rich guitars. Not a sponsor.
Okay they do actually have people that are part of the non-emergency pet finding squad (when Puff went "missing")
Making money hand over foot (hand over fist).
I'm the kind of person that will cut my tongue on a knife, spit the blood into a beer, and fuckin drink it and say "let's fuckin do this shit".
If the shoe was flipped/if the shoe was reversed (if the shoe was on the other foot)
That Baja Blast definitely has a Baja Blast-esque taste.
It says zero sugar but I’m not buying it doodt, there's gotta be something like artificial sweetener in here.
You can do anything you set your mind to but that does not mean you will achieve it.
I got nasty ass fuckin teeth and I still pull chicks...who watch my videos. It's all about the game man and pullin chicks ain't about fuckin bitches you feel me on this youtube?
People are like "I want a 4 Loko challenge" and I'm like "well you're not gonna (have to) twist my Autistic nipples that hard. I'll see what I can do." ::HUGE SNEEZE:: Ahhhhhh you give the money and I'll make it happen.
Use your Satanic powers for good. I cannot stress that enough.
People who are more intelle-, intellectally...accepted, you know more intellectally stimulated...PEOPLE WHO ARE SMART.
Oh you're hilarious. Impersonating my future son, that's...hilarious.
Making a mediocrity of us all (mockery)
My clocktower dream house would be exactly 4 miles outside of town, on 20 acres. (420)
Straight from the source's mouth (the horse's mouth)
My eyes were bigger than my appetite (bigger than my stomach)
Here's the thing about common sense and two cents, it don't cost you a nickel to...to HAVE!
You can pick your nose but you can't pick your family's nose (you can pick your friends but you can't pick your family)
Women are allowed to have higher double standards than most men.
You have to bite your time and be more patience
Logically, you think, electrical tape, you could use it for a (wand)handle because...it's a conductant, like copper for instance.
I'm eating like a bachelorette king tonight!
(facebook) pre order on the 28th of April 28th my new rap album
The veterinarian recommended Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew saved that dog's life.
Once they stop making these Diesel Rage cigars, they’re no longer gonna make them.
(facebook) there are four things to getting a girlfriend one waiting patiently two rocking tactical soap and three not trying anything in for be respectful
We can make pills that allow men to get their erections back, but we can't make a pill that safely allows women to gain their fertility back...
Can crush for the fans / Ozzy
Instead of yanking their wisdom teeth out, what you do is you brush all your teeth except your wisdom teeth. You let your wisdom teeth rot out naturally.
There’s no minimum for how much money you have to donate. Except a dollar.
Yeah for somebody that can't read music, can barely read guitar tabs, I'm a damned good guitar player.
And there aren't like 68 million genders there's only four: male, female, transgender, hermaphrodite. That covers allllll spectrums of gender.
It's a two sided argument Tewbs.
Choke on a donkey dick and rotate!
I ain’t trying to cause controversy, I’m just tryin to cause peace and see reason… unreasonable sides.
When I got out of jail there was a bell tower going off down the street, and then a bunch of crows and a raven were flying over my head. It was majestic to say the least.
If your Thai chi vibrated so Much it turned your frontal Lobe into spaghetti..... I’d pay to see that shite
That wasn't the black magic, that was just me stabbing an inflatable alpaca.
I'm what you call a functioning alcoholic, I don't need alcohol to function
Tragedy and comedy all rolled into the same fuckin coin
A tooth inside someone's mouth can't make a youtube account
Ozzy Osborne's grandchildren gross me out sexually
Yeah no - my troles have a fetish for me having a fetish that I don't have.
cocaine and chocolate come from the same plant.
Been there done that burnt the t-shirt.
Walt, a bad ass Vietnam veteran contracted Agent Orange.
When the first human came to this planet it was all one giant continent...I mean, geologically speaking.
I ride bike, weather permittable (weather permitting)
Like stank on rice (white on rice)
How much would you pay for a soap like that? Hundreds? Two Hundreds?
Put that in your nascar and call it oil.
Absorb a moment of silence (observe)
Slavia Ukrainia motherfucker! ("Slava Ukraini" which means "Glory to Ukraine!")
I'm 80% British and 30% Scottish Viking and a mix of other shit.
Smoking a cigarette in the rain, doesn't get anymore FUCKIN' goth than that!
...on D-day, when Pearl Harbor got bombed...
I'm puking because I've had my limit for alcohol and I hate chimos.
I would sacrifice my dry spell to stop sickos.
What's a dryer's favorite Jewish holiday? Lent. (Lent is Christian)
You can sue a condom factory for a defective product, but you can't sue Victoria Secret for giving you a boner.
Everytime I take a rip of that Cherokee Red pipe tobacco, I picture the American bald eagle, that followed me on the bike path, on the way back from the smoke shop. Ugh, it's an exquizzid taste.
You don't know who the fuck you're fucking with, ok? I'm the leader of the new world. Our society is falling apart, and people are looking to me for commands.
Grabbin' a quick tactical sour shoap (Tactical Soap shower - drunken 31st bday celebration)
Obie (the family dog) was smart enough to be like "That's real cannabis, it's not laced".
They wanted certain documentaries to prove that I was who I says I am (documentation that OnlyFans was requesting when he was trying to set one up).
Ewwie that just got my skin boiling like a motherfucker doodt gawddammit (blood boiling).
Pay attention. Don't think with your dick, think with your ears.
Hole in the ground (hole in the wall).
A new breath of wind ("a breath of fresh air" and/or "got a second wind").
By any means of the stretch (by any means/by any stretch[of the imagination])
By any sense of the means (in every sense of the word/by any means)
Take a leaf out of my book (take a page out of my book)
It's a very slippery rabbit hole with that one (slippery slope combined with going down a rabbit hole)
It's no skin off my shoes (no skin off my back).
I'm a "half a glass" type person. I'm just happy to have half of a glass (when he's trying to explain he is neither a glass half full nor half empty kind of guy).
Morphine is a poor man’s coke (?).
Fish is dairy.
I may have been born yesterday, but I wasn’t born last night (I may have been born during the day/night, but I wasn't born yesterday/last night).
Chicks do the same thing. That's why they call 'em "snowflakes" cuz you know, they gotta prove how big their clit is. (This had something to do with women trying to prove they're the "alphas" amongst other women...I have no idea).
I know my guitar like the inside of my hand (back of my hand)
Gang stalking (thinks this is what the trolls are doing by messing with him but doesn't really understand what the term actually entails)
Flattery is the biggest compliment (Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery)
I don't want to burn a hole in my stomach's esophagus (one actually CAN burn a hole in the esophagus, but it's not in the stomach obviously)
Ok don't demonize demons like that honey...demons aren't like that.
Egg rolls are the taco of the Asian world. That might be profound or oddly stupid depending on how you look at it.
Datong is not a social status! (dating, talking about Facebook status)
Refunding a wand sale is out my price range.
::Sings:: Dream of Hotel Californication (that stupid Red Hot Chili Peppers song crossed with The Eagles)
To vaccinate or not to vaccinate?...not tryin to quote Romeo and Juliet here but... ("To be or not to be" is one of Shakespeare's most recognizable lines from Hamlet, not Romeo and Juliet.)
21 and below is as low as I go.
So mote it be in the witches' circle. (Gets this one right actually. Expression from the middle ages meaning "so may it be". Very prominent in Masonic orders. Still regarded though.)
Fortnite is like Minecraft with better graphics.
Oh this? This is my Celtic cobra-gram...the circles represent the five elements: Earth, Wind, Fire, Water, Air and the universal S represents "Spirit".
I got the can open, but at what cost? (from the surströmming video)
If a fetus is defined as a human being, then like, how come I'm not still in the same fetus as my mother? (Roe v Wade)
We can just clone the oil dood it’s got DNA.
Ok like if you murder your rapist, that satisfaction of you ended him, you got your revenge, but outside of that is their ghost going to learn their lesson?
I like using my magic to help make the world a better place, even if it's something as simple as taking down ISIS.
When I was in kindergarten I had the vocabulary of a 5th grader.
This is so fukin fusstrating, I'm going to grab another hard boiled egg.
I was not the most socially graceful when I was younger but I'm coming into my own as a young adult (age 32 at the time of quote)
I'm a 32 year old young adult.
I could see myself with a hot, goth girlfriend in the near distant future.
You wanna use raw unfiltered honey in your mead. I find it gives the best result...not that I've tried any other kinda of honey.
Do unto to others as you have done unto you. The Golden Rule definitely applies to the dead. That is...I'll drink to that.
And I'm still buying them late Christmas gifts in January and February, well at least it shows I care and it's a way to extend the holiday cheer just a little bit longer. And that's a great way to look at it.
So, like, yeah, I definitely know it's fermented. And, like, I've perfected - FUCK JEFFREY EPSTEIN - and I've perfected my wine.
I'm sick and tired of everything on YouTube being called a saga, it's just my fucking life dude. It's not some stupid fucking soap opera for your entertainment.
Cold cut pressed soap (cold pressed, hand cut soap)
Pen people against eachother (pit)
Lizards are like cups, they just turn up.
I'm disgusted because my lizard shared a name with P Diddy.
Too many vegetables can cause you to o.d. on your nutrients.
Why the fuck you smelling my girlfriend's farts bro?
I've been debuting this burrito on my channel for years. (featuring this burrito)
I still haven't found puff. I keep hoping to get a call from him. (from Courtney's stream on or around 8/6/24)
::Jessica fake crying in the kitchen tweaked out and cleaning:: "I don't want to fuckin leave Josh" ::long uncomfortable pause followed by Jorph filming himself on the phone:: "WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YOUTOOB WE GOT OURSELVES A DRINK COMBO! WHAT ARE WE MIXIN? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THE FUCK WE'RE MIXIN!"
