🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Winkelhaid said:
His decline and death was at least partially caused by unfunny faggots sending him solvents and liquor and they did it to one of the most wholesome lolcows.
It's all so tiresome.
Rip Cobes
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bro josh just said that on stream wtf skin walker
 
Genuinely horrible. I know personal choice is always a factor in these things, but none of this would have gone down this way without a camera staring into his soul for more than half his life. Rate me autistic, but this is another name for the book of people murdered by the Internet. I whole heartedly believe that without an audience and people supporting him and giving him the validation he so craved through cat food burger food hacks and homemade botulism mead - he would still be alive. Also as other people have mentioned, home alcohol delivery is Satan. Rest in peace, Josh Saunders.
 
About to roll up a blunt for our boy. This is probably the worse news we've had this year. Out of all the cows to be culled, it had to be him? Not Chantal or Luna? Like yeah we all knew this was going to happen but this is still such a fucking shock. RIP Cobez, fuck sickos.
 
I just realized how guilty his dad must feel. His dad was on vacation, presumably having a lot of fun. He returns home to find out that his son was dead and had been suffering for several days without the sense or ability to seek help.

I hope he doesn't hold himself responsible. Yes, he wasn't the greatest dad, but I know he loved Josh. No parent should have to bury their child. How does one even move on from that? I'm sure he's replaying every moment, wondering if there was anything he could have or should have done differently.

Cobes was a weird guy, with a LOT of issues and self destructive tendencies, but he deserved better than this. I've been following him off and on for years. YouTube randomly suggested a clip of him to me and it was hilarious, albeit in a grimey, voyeuristic way. I followed him off and on since then.

He reminds me a lot of a former coworker. He was similarly an autistic, gross, and all around weird alchoholic. I met him working in fast food. He had a good heart, even though his drinking was out of control. He even had his own equivalent to the bogwitch, this fat cunt that was clearly BPD, also a heavy drinker. He'd come to work with scratches on his face from their fights. I remember sending my friends at work the clip of josh faceplanting and telling them I found that coworkers youtube channel, because they looked and acted so similarly. I feel terrible for thinking the comparison is so funny now. I sent him a text for the first time in years this morning. I hadn't seen him for a few years, I ran into him working graveyard shift at a gas station a few years ago, and promised to help him get a job where I was working. I did try, but because he had a criminal record involving drugs, he didn't get the job. We chatted for about an hour. He sent me a picture. He looks a lot better, he really cut down on the drinking and got rid of his personal bogwitch. I wish Josh's life had gone that direction, instead of this. I'm gonna harder to remain in touch with him this time, and try to be a reliable friend, if he wants that.
 
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You were a weird little goblim but by Satan, you were ours and in your own way, you were certainly MDWTFWU. Rest easy, Josh. May you rock on in that gothic clock tower in the sky…you’ll be missed more than you’ll ever know.

🤙🏽🤘🏽🖤🐍
 
I've been lurking for years but felt like it was right to make an account now.

I discovered Josh years ago right before the end of the first apartment era, but immediately started to consume all the backlog videos/content I could find. I was unfortunately on the subreddit before discovering the farms, but once it got nuked I found this thread and went through everything. So much less toxic and hateful here.

Just can't believe I got teary eyed at work over a lolcow today. Surreal as fuck to see Clint say through tears "Fuck sickos".

I've tried to get into other cows, but they're mostly fucking vile and lack the charm that Cobes had. He wasn't perfect, but as someone who is a few years older than Josh and was an awkward goth kid who hung out with weirdos in my teens/early twenties, it was easy to relate to some parts of him. It was easy to root for him and hope beyond hope that there would be some sort of redemption arc. His lack of awareness and earnestness was just so funny. I love the content the entire JFS community has put out, whether it be the music videos or fan art or the always eqsuizid Seizure shows/streams. I'm laughing my ass off at the clips of fans pouring beer/soda on their couches. Perfect tribute TWU.

This fucking sucks man. At least he doesn't have to be in pain anymore. Hope he is somewhere better, shredding guitar with Ozzy in his clocktower dreamhouse and getting laid by non-related cisgendered of age females. I guess the "alive" requirement can be waived since ya'll will both be spirits lol
 
I'm Retarded? said:
call me paranoid but my money is on poisoning. I know that dude has been mainlining some wicked concoctions for a while now, but his last vid just does not seem right to me. wouldn't he be a lot more incoherent if it was acute alcohol poisoning? I know it's morbid and I don't want to disrespect his family, but I do hope there's an autopsy and the results get posted. inquiring minds want to know. big heartfelt RIP to this poor weirdo who just wanted to exist peacefully in his trailer and do no harm.
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Acute alcohol poisoning doesn't work like that. You get drunk pass out and then just don't wake up. Not vomit and diarrhea for hours in copious amounts of pain.
 
Candover said:
For anyone that's celebrating the tragic loss of our boy, consider the following.

thebelltollsforthee.mp4
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Beat me to it. Just passing by to pay my respects.

For Whom the Bell Tolls by John Donne

No man is an island,
Entire of itself.
Each is a piece of the continent,
A part of the main.
If a clod be washed away by the sea,
Europe is the less.
As well as if a promontory were.
As well as if a manor of thine own
Or of thine friend's were.
Each man's death diminishes me,
For I am involved in mankind.
Therefore, send not to know
For whom the bell tolls,
It tolls for thee.
 
Mike Tyson Any'tizers said:
Couldn’t sleep last night, woke up a bunch of times to check for updates. Clint’s address this morning was fucking heartbreaking.

Going to a metal show tonight in my gothest outfit, shitty tattoo on full display, gonna knock back some Cobra’s Mist in his honor. Rest in power, King.
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Make a dank drink combo, its what he would have wanted. (As long as your an above age, consenting, alive, non-related, biological female)
 
LikeAStone 2.0 said:
Don’t let these fucking ween cocksuckers sit here and mourn as if they’re sad to see this happen. These stupid fucking reddit niggers knew he wasn’t in a good headspace, and decided to supply Cobes with an endless supply of hard liquor knowing exactly what would happen.

Fuck every last one of these self righteous, amhole loving, booze running, stuck up faggots.
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He would have found a way to get booze anyways. Whoever sent him that everclear definitely killed him though.
 
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