🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I'm not very into his lore,but what the fuck? Seriously.
And they say kiwifarms is the devil incarnated.
They say that to feel better about themselves. They think that we do what they’re doing, not understanding this site has clear rules about neghole pozzing. So they harass away and when the inevitable happens they get up on their pedestal because at least they’re not a dang, dirty Kiwi Farmer!

In my experience, KF has been far more supportive of lolcows than anywhere else. Null practically adopted Chris Chan right before the Barb shit went down. And when it did this site went HARD at the people who trolled him into it. We were instrumental in removing Bohdi and Jani Schofield from their abusive mother (Bohdi is still safe) when all Dr Phil could do is glaze their assholes.

I’ve seen more good come from this site than any of the people who criticize it.
 
Call me ignorant but I honestly had no idea alcoholism could be so severe to kill you at only 34. I figured that stuff caught up with you more in your mid 40s/50s. I hope wherever he is, he's surrounded by more hot goth babes than he could ever dream of.
 
It’s so nice seeing people that don’t follow the thread and don’t even follow Cobes at all come in and send their condolences.

Twitter is mourning:

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RIP Cobes, you were one of the most funniest people online. Better be rocking with Ozzy BOY.

 
It's really awful to see a dude drink himself to death, especially a dude so young. RIP to Josh. To anyone out there struggling with alcohol: please get help.
 
Damn this is Sad, of all the cows we have, Josh was the most harmless one

I waited to post before Clint Confirmed what has happened

he dies one month after his idol Ozzy dies damn

RIP Josh :semperfidelis:

To Clint and his family take care of each other in this dark time.
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What a punch in the gut, I am so fucking sad :'( I knew this day was inevitable but it doesnt make it any less painful.
RIP to my favourite sexy Gothic cowboy. Condolences to his loved ones. I hope he's eating KFC double downs in his clock tower mansion in the sky with Ozzy and Puff.
Remember to hug the ones you love and be there for each other.
 
You know I never understood how people could get emotional or upset about celebrities but now I get it. I’m going to miss catching up on this thread when I work Saturdays and finish up early with nothing to do but see what Cobes is up to.
 
Been watching since near the start of his career, found him through some retard on wow in the early 2010's and was following him since, really dont know what to think to be honest, im sad he is dead but this was coming years ago and its really disheartening, im kind of shocked it wasnt sooner especially considering most of the retards that got involved when he started booming after that gay bear faggot with one arm and dank net (although I dont hold him responsible directly, but indirectly through the piss troopers) introduced swathes of people to him.

I really feel for Clint, I do, and I dont want to make presumptions or tell him what he should have done partially because other people did it in livetime as it was happing, but he was warned multiple times of the issues of the massive influx of people would bring and in the end it led to this point which was seen coming miles away. There is always something that can be done, even if they dont want to hear or fight it. But thats from the outside looking in.

Im glad to have experienced it from basically the start in real time, I think ive watched more shitty boring live streams and unwatchable shit, hundreds and hundreds of hours of trash for those funny and great moments because he was one of the best. And although im really sad he is dead, im glad its over and he has a pretty amazing legacy to live on. He was an asshole at points, he did some bad shit, but this is absolutely to the blame of anyone who pozloaded my neghole, sent him anything or got ems, services or involved themselves in his life responsible. This is exactly what happens when you involve yourself directly with a cow, your shit might not have directly killed him that time. But nick by nick you contributed to it and your fucking cancer.

That goes for you fucking spacker retards that were texting him and calling him too, youre especially to blame and youre just below the ones sending him alcohol you fucking freaks, really wish the worst for you animals.
 
Man, Clint saying all his catchphrase made me tear up. Cobra was my absolute favorite lolcow, and I'm glad Clint realized that deleting all of Josh's stuff is something he wouldn't have wanted.
Fuck the people who kept doordashing him duster and alcohol.

A dark humor to this is he died right after selling his personal wands, maybe that broke his Circle of Protection. I really hope there's an afterlife, people as interesting as Cobes should be able to keep on existing somewhere. RIP Josh.
 
It's a sad day for the Cobraverse. Rest easy our sexy gothic badboy King Cobra. You will be so honestly and truly missed by us. I hope you're having one hell of a party with Ozzy in your clocktower dreamhouse, showing him all your dank food hacks and drink combos, telling him about how you smell good using Bond scented Tactical Soap, and showing off a sick ass chi ball for him. You were one of the greats and didn't deserve all the trolling that those reddit faggots and poo-touchers did to you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for sharing your antics with us.

FUCK SICKOS
FUCK THE TROLLS
LONG LIVE OZZY
TMDWTFIUT
 
He wouldn't want us being sad, toobz. Let's share our fave moments.
Mine was him making mac n cheese without draining the water and randomly shouting fuck rapists.
 
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