🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I haven’t changed my pfp since maybe a year after I first joined, always representing our departed Hartley Holligans. Today I change it to honor the baddest gothic bad boy who smells good, was not gay and Ozzy was waiting to meet at the pearly gates. You’re cool Cobes. You matter. You always did.
 
Kagome Higurashi said:
I hate to go all moral fag, is there anyway Clint could legally prosecute or charge the people who sent Cobes gallons of vodka? I'm at that stage of grieving where I just want some type of justice. I don't know. I'm pretty heartbroken over a lolcow, its fucking strange and I may get drunk for the first time in my life. TNWU.
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No.

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ChonkyNeko said:
To reduce as much fedposting as i can about NAL: If the autopsy shows those seeds in his system, she's fucked.
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Was looking into it and as far as I can tell from what I found, the seeds themselves aren't toxic.

It's the bulbs, stem, leaves, roots and flowers that are toxic but not exceptionally so, not good to ingest but not on the level of something like belladonna or hemlock.
 
I wonder if his wands are going to become collectible. Cooler lolcow artifact than the Sonichu medallions and without the cursing that comes with the medallions
 
Constellationzero said:
May I ask why Clint watched his failson ROT, ACTIVELY, IN. REAL. TIME. while doing NOTHING other than... provide a free trailer on land, take him to the doctor, and never once give him the scream/shout talk about refusing to give him rides, money, phone calls, trailer, or anything ELSE while Josh continues to make an ACTIVE, ROTTING SPECTACLE of himself online??
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Josh was retarded and if you try to freeze him out or discipline him he'll do the opposite just to spite you. There was more Clint could have done but Clint settled for being Josh's friend who could nudge him in the right direction rather than fight the hard battles with Josh and get him proper help.
 
:lossmanjack: This sucks, man. I feel like Josh was one of the few bigger lolcows left that was just weird and funny, not some sicko. Now that he's gone, it feels like the end of an era. He's up in heaven with Ozzy now. Rip the hottest gothic bad boy in Casper, Wyoming
 
wow. i've been gone for like 2 years but i just had to come in and say something for my own closure if nothing else. cobes was probably one of my favourites and was pleasant to watch because he never made me angry or upset, just confused if anything and i never understood all the people saying he was fucked up and irredeemable. i do believe clint saying he was a gentle soul, and i do believe all things considered he did the best he could. it is genuinely unfortunate that josh couldn't have done more.

the world may be a darker place in his absence, but his presence, ultimately, made the world a brighter place far more than his passing takes away. he's touched tons of lives both directly and indirectly in positive ways and even though he's passed that won't be undone - he's inadvertently helped plenty into sobriety (including @Trapped Under Rice literally just a moment ago as proof!)

i'll always find the hair dye video fucking phenomenal, and his unintentional comedy fascinating. i'm not religious, but i do truly believe that his soul is off doing something peaceful and fulfilling elsewhere; with puff as well, even. and i hope that belief brings others comfort, too. i would pour out my fucked up mixed drink but it's actually quite good and i am inside GAWDAMMNIIITTTT!!!

on a more angry note, there ABSOLUTELY needs to be some sort of justice, both because reddittards are fucking insane and because i feel knowing the people who dug his grave got reprimanded would help his family cope and heal. if i was in clints shoes i would feel at least SOMEWHAT comforted knowing SOMETHING happened to the people who caused this, because i really don't think he would have drank himself to death by himself unless he meant to (as in, he wouldn't go out of his way to buy bottle upon bottle of high proof alcohol when he's depressed and such) that video was fucking depressing and made me genuinely shed a tear. something needs to be done.
 
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Rest in peace Cobes!
 
I only ever interacted with Josh through what I heard on MATI, but he seemed like a really funny guy. May he rest in peace.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I wanted to also point out that Redditors alogs not only got Josh fired from his job at Wendy's which was the last thing getting him out of his house and frequently would harass bars he went to which ended up getting him 86'd so he could no longer go out. They forced him into his trailer where he died alone. So just to spell out the Redditors:

  1. Sent him booze so he could drink himself to death
  2. Got him fired from his job the only real thing getting him outside
  3. Sent him fucking duster to give him brain damage
  4. Swatted him multiple times
  5. Got him banned from nearly all the bars in town so he no longer could go out and be social
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The worst part is if you look at who's doing it, it's a mixture of failed normalfags who looked at the last years of his life getting hammered alone every day with jealousy, trollshielding sickos and most bizarre of all, apparent real normalfags who like the Larson a-logs bounced between mocking a mentally ill retarded man for being cold and alone in the streets during Thanksgiving and posting about their impending wedding. So many psychopaths hiding in plain sight out there in this world.
 
i woke up hoping for good news only to find its really over. im not entirely sure what to say i started following cobes because of his thread here but only really began to understand his appeal after watching the original gothic king cobra documentary. cobes was a genuinely good dude and that video clint posted may be one of the saddest things i have seen in a while.

if there is any positive to this it is that all the trolls and alogs on reddit have nothing now. even in death cobra rules their sad pathetic lives.

meanwhile if you really think about it cobes got to live life the way he wanted till the end. complain about clint not putting him in a home or whatever all you want. but that type of thing would have been actual hell for him. it might not have been a perfect life by normal standards but in the end cobes got to live the rockstar life he wanted until the bitter end and thats pretty fucking cool.

RIP KingCobraJFS maybe him and fedsmoker can team up to take out all the sickos now.
 
HildegardOrgonAkkumulator said:
One of the first MATI-Streams I've watched showed KingCobra's culinary creations. I remember Null roughly calculating the amount of calories in one of them.
Doubt it's the food that killed him, since people like Boogie are still around.

Rest in Peace, King.
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The caloric content nonwithstanding, Josh had a very bad habit of leaving doordash out for a day or two before eating it. Otherwise healthy people have died from doing that with rice or pasta overnight, and Cobes was not healthy.
 
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