🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I made a joke about him being not too far behind once Ozzy dies. It feels really not funny now. Despite being disgusting, he was one of the few lolcows that was genuinely good hearted and brought joy to people. It sucked to see him deteriorate so much over the years, sadder still that he never got anything but worse. Really sad day. RIP, Cobes.
 
Josh was an ADULT. You cannot force an adult to do something unless they’re an imminent threat to themselves or others. His alcoholism was certainly harming him, but being involuntarily committed to a psychiatric hospital requires some kind of homicidal/suicidal ideation or psychosis.
handicapped adult on disability for autism, clint was probably his on paper care giver.
 
Cobe will always be a part of old internet.
all these fucking self righteous rats trying to spin blame and scream over people showing respect The MINUTE he's dead is a reminder that old Youtube us slowly dying,
and soon the people who can chill will be replaced by absolute faggots who can't stop screaming for even a second.

If you can't show respect to the King on the day he passed, don't fucking speak.
Im making a pizza with Doritos, a pond of bacon and reese's for toppings.
I'm getting fucking drunk with Ozzy blasting. while I watch some Cobe cooking videos.
in honor of the King.
 
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It might be helpful to put together a list of good cobra quotes for a memorial thing.
 
I'm fucking crying.
Let this one go out to you Toobz. No drink combo, but a damn good wine and my best tobacco.
Hope you are at a better place, and I'd be honored to meet you someday.

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Fuck sickos, fuck Redditors, fuck the people who encouraged his drinking and sent him all the booze.

I also always wanted to buy one of his wands. I will never have that opportunity.

Rest in piece, Rockstar.
 
This one hit hard. I always think about Josh since we share the same birthday. I talk about him to my friends who have no idea who he was at all. He truly was the only guy that crossed over from internet famous to seeming like a real celebrity of interest to me, a genuine interesting person. He will be missed, but also remembered for the good times.
 
I had appendicitis when I was a kid and the pain is so fucking excruciating, Im honestly surprised he didn't call 911.

I think that it was something else, honestly.
I had it a few years ago the pain was dull for hours, it felt like a stomach ache, until I was out plowing snow later that night and collapsed when trying to get back into the truck. When I made it to the hospital they told me it was only infected but hadn't burst yet.

If I hadn't been out plowing at midnight I would have been laying in bed thinking it's a really bad stomach ache that I need to sleep off.
 
Don't blame Clint either, you're a piece of shit if you want him to feel guilt over this. Dude has to bury his own son, I can't believe I'm saying this on KiwiFarms, but have some fucking tact.
Clint's entire philosophy was always that Josh had to be his own man, not because of some weird machismo thing but because it's what Josh wanted. The people feeling the need to dunk on Clint during the darkest day of his entire life are the exact kind of faggots that weened Josh because he ran over a baby bird or whatever fucking gay reason they could find to excuse their sociopathic impulse to harm someone for a laugh.
For the Cobes tourists that don't know about the baby bird thing, Cobes was riding his bike one day and came across a nestling that had fallen. Knowing that the thing was fucked and would have been slowly consumed by ants, he put it down. People still unironically cite this as a reason why it was ok to terrorize him.
 
Ok Jersh it’s time for a final person stream this year on our goth bad boy. It would be a nice closure to this chapter of the farms. Wish more lolcows were like jersh he is a classic.
 
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