🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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If I wasn’t growing a baby inside me, I’d mix every liquor at my husband’s bar for Josh. Instead, I’ll just pray that I never have to endure the pain of a parent finding their dead child. RIP, King.
 
What most people who have never had an addict or someone with severe mental health problems in their lives don't seem to realize is you literally can't force an adult to do anything unless they meet the legal criteria of being an imminent danger to themselves or others. And drugging themselves to death slowly doesn't count. "OH you should have sent him to rehab, should have sent him to a mental hospital..." ok he refuses to go nigga. what now? It's a moving car crash in slow motion and all the stupid faggots saying how you should have helped them better or differently are just saying it because they weren't the ones who had to deal with it. His dad did the best he knew how.
You also can't account for faggots online who doordash an alcoholic mountains of alcohol. I know people mention his mead a lot but I doubt that is as strong as vodka or everclear spirits or whatever other shit people were sending him along with computer duster.
It'd be like he was in a bar that never ran out of stock and he never had a bar tab to pay basically.
 
Learn how to love, toobz, and forget how to hate. TMFWU.

Anyone wanna go in on flowers for the funeral?
 
I was hoping I would wake up to all of the speculation last night being overblown. Clint's video is heartbreaking, rest in peace Josh.

Cobe's drink combos and food hacks were my favorite content from him, apart from that he was always the hardest lolcow to watch. I know he caused a lot of his own problems but it didn't make it easier seeing someone mentally challenged killing themselves with alcohol, passing out on stream, so depressed and desperate for love to the point he got with Jessica. He should be in a group home drawing up blueprints for his clocktower mansion right now, not fucking dead.

Fuck sickos, fuck suicide TWU
 
See you at tha crossroads, King

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He was the last of the online weirdo old school, and there will never be a cow like Josh again. The Internet in its current state is no home for people like him.
That's not true you're just being dramatic. Rufio Pheonix is the same type of guy but a bit cleaner. There's lots of guys like cobes out there but they're going obscure and should be left alone so they don't get harassed by psychos like Josh did.
 
This is legitimate sad

Cobes was a weirdo with bad hygiene but wasn't a bad guy, specially when compared to other lolcows. Not even a year after Ozzy's passing we lost Cobes, this is definitely what's not up toobz

What was the cause of death?
 
Before I dip out of the Cobraverse, I just wanted to thank @Ellesse_warrior for all of the hard work he did archiving Josh's stuff for so many years. It was really an honor helping him with the Cobra MATI stream back in the day. I really hope one day I can look back on all of this and at least smile at the good times Josh had. This is a rough one, Cobros, but for all of the really awful stuff he had to experience during the last few years of his life, I don't think he'd want his fans (not including his trolls, who suck cocks, dude) to be sad about him being gone. See you on the other side, and long live Ozzy, motherfuckers.
 
I kinda want to put blame on his death on a few things:

People sending him alcohol constantly and Clints inability to force his son to stop doing harmful things.
 
Feel so bad for Clint that was a heart wrenching video.
Him asking fans to make drink combos in Josh's honor at the very end really hurt my soul. I don't drink much anymore and I'm fasting today at the pope's urging so I won't be celebrating today. But I think I'm going to grab six pack of bud light and some mountain dew on my way home for tomorrow.

One final Cobra's mist for my favorite lolcow. RIP, Josh. There will never be another human being as quirky and surrounded by filth and degenerates as you. The fact that he managed to live like he did without being an all around terrible human being is testament to the fact that some people are just born with innocent souls.
 
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