🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Correct me if I'm wrong but the bog witch wasn't living with him anymore correct?

The dude had the teeth and liver of a Dutch East India Company sailor and was getting all the hard liquor and duster from Redditors he could ingest. Occam's Razor my guy.
She put poisonous seeds in the care package but until the coroner could verify. Who could say it's duster/liquor or NAL's last act of witchcraft on him.
 
I'm fucking devastated by this news. Josh was never an incredible person, dude was a dumbass, but this is way too young. He deserved for his life to get better - not for it to end.

Not sure what to do, right now. Josh was a reminder that sometimes a lolcow can be a human, at least. Sure, he was a nasty little wizard, but he wasn't a pedophile. The fact that Cyraxx is alive... fucking why.

In the off chance his dad reads this thread, im so fucking sorry dude. Cobes is gonna be missed. I genuinely cried.
 
Jesus christ this is sad. I'm sure this has been said before but why did it have to be him? Yet we have pieces of shit like Tim Amoroso and Andy Ditch still kicking. I followed Cobes a lot back in the day, I didn't even make fun of him really, I just thought he was a really interesting crazy guy who was just being himself. Unlike most cows, people were actually rooting for him. Hell this is the first time I've actually grieved someone on here passing away. It hurts.
 
Just came out of my frequent inactivity to pay my respects to Cobra.

Rest in Peace, may you find eternal happiness that this hell of a earth couldn't give you.
 
RIP cobes. you mattered, and will be greatly missed.

cobes was honestly the only lolcow i ever truly enjoyed. i'd autistically tell my family all about him and his antics. my mom in particular loved him, her favorite vids (and mine) being the french frys incident, the deep frted avocados, and the bogrrito.

fuck the troles, and circle of protection for josh's loved ones. gonna make a sick drink combo tonight in his honor.
When I discovered Cobes a couple years ago it became a very long running hyperfixation of mine to the point TWU, doodt, and fuck sickos became ingrained into my daily vocabulary. It got to the point my coworkers started saying those things to me and each other. I’ve shown cobra to a lot of people in my life whether they were willing or not. I even made close friends that all came from a cobra-posting group. Im not hesitant to say he has unironically had a tangibly positive effect on my life. I pray to the Lord God above that he helps guide his family in their healing process.
 
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I'm gonna miss his food hacks
 
HOLY SHIT
Now that I've offered my incredibly valuable commentary, I must bid adieu
I'm breaking out the Ozzy cobra shirt for this one (bought it in NYC, now its a Cobes memorial shirt ig)
 
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I'm gonna miss his food hacks
I wonder how many of us have cried at this news? I'm not ashamed to say I have. Going to miss him, a lot.

Few people lived through as much shit has he did. He wasn't smart enough to care for his pets, and he caused them to die, and he would weep at their deaths, heartbroken at losing yet another companion. Genuinely, I hope all of Kiwifarms can come together to make it known that Cobes was a good one.

Cobes was most definitely what was up.
 
One of my favorite screengrabs of him. The smugness on his face juxtaposed with Warlord next to him is so absurd it sends my sides into orbit.

two lovers.webp
 
I can't believe the guy everyone has been encouraging to kill himself for like the past decade is dead! Crazy stuff folks.
 
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