🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I'd be lying if I said I didn't see this coming at all with how infected his teeth always looked and his alcoholism but it hurts all the same, there's horrorcows like Pamperchu and Nick Bate who actually deserve death, piece of shit lolcows like Destiny and Vaush whose deaths would be celebrated but literally the only ones who ever die are the goofy and mostly harmless ones like CRP and Terry Davis who people ultimately look upon fondly. I hope Cobes is remembered like Terry at least, he was also a bird who had some bird thoughts but kept trying to exist without fully understanding the world around him. Hopefully karma strikes at those who kept sending him alcohol when he clearly had a drinking problem and they are all brutally raped to death.
 
Just dumping some of my favorite gifs of Cobes over the years. Cheers to all the Cobros and Cobra Angels out there. Im starting my drinking before noon

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Refreshed and thread is in lolcows of history.... That's tough.
Fuck man, why couldn't it have been Ralph. Rest easy Cobes
 
Mr. Manchester said:
That's not a bad idea, maybe I'll give it a shot too. Always wanted to try. Wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if Cobra's thread ended up as a place for people to talk about making mead as a hobby.
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I got a couple carboys laying around, I figure one of his candy-oriented meads might actually be good and be relatively safe. I agree, we should post updates. Thinking of fun names, maybe "Clocktower Ambrosia" for mine.

Cobes is at that big Wendy's in the sky now, enjoying a Baconator with extra bacon, extra cheese, extra pickles, extra patty, food-hacked to include cordial cherries, sushi rolls, sardines and SaranGhetto cheese, nuked at 30 seconds, with some extra nice LooKraine cheese ontop, nuked 30 seconds.
 
Let's be honest, Cobes was second only to Chris Chan in terms of the best lolcow in history. In fact, it could be argued that Cobes is a better lolcow due to the fact that he's not an absolute monster and was actually a sympathetic figure. He was just a genuine eccentric with a God like ability to be unintentionally funny. His face belongs chiseled on a mountain right next to Terry Davis. I hope Cobes finally got his gothic clock tower mansion.
 
Paying respects to Jord. I participated in the thread several years ago, and enjoyed the interesting characters around him. I had to bail when he began to deteriorate. I know people here had good intentions and enjoyed observing the boglim. I think almost everyone was genuinely concerned for his well being. I know he didn’t believe in a Sky god but I’m sure he’s resting easy now and no longer suffering. Fuck the trolles who made his life worse.
 
neger psykolog said:
For the people putting the blame on reddit it is probably equally down to faggot discord servers and people who think they're next gen internet trolls for doordashing someone like josh a pallet full of liquor and computer duster.

And for those who says KF will get the blame, who cares? It always happens. But a year or 10 years from now people will visit and see the real story, like 100 pages of almost entirely people who are genuinely sad for the guy passing away. Anyone who can read can easily see people here didn't celebrate this shit for one second.
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Reddit was public facing troll central that led sickos to the darker places like private discords and whatnot.
 
Make sure if you see any notorious a-logs try to change their tune now that he’s dead you remind them of their heinous actions, never let them live it down. Some of them are already deleting shit, there was one woman in the fb group that posted how she couldn’t wait until he died months ago, already deleted it it seems. Don’t let them live it down. Spitter Spies are on the right side of history.
 
Im seeing speculation from a few of the people that covered Cobes that NAL recently sent him a “care package” that may have had some toxic/poisoned items. I mean it sounds like a dumb theory but NAL seems crazy and spiteful enough to attempt something so insane. Anyone think this a real possibility?
 
I went to go looks for this thread in the main lolcow thread before realizing that it’s already been moved to the lolcows of history board which really fucked me up.
 
I was hoping this was autistic kiwi behaviour because he was missing for a while and he was just having an hangover. RIP.
 
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