🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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RIP cobes you were one of my favorites. He looked like absolute shit in that last video. My money is on acute pancratitis leading to a electrolyte imbalance, which probably threw him into heart failure, or he had a bad bleed from it. I hope it's not true but if it is, godspeed you shining diamond.
 
Captain Ahab said:
Have there been any actual cases of death from eating rain lily seeds? Just because something is toxic doesn’t mean it’s gonna kill you. ChatGPT claims there are no recorded cases.

As much as I hate the nasty bitch, there’s no proof that she did anything to him other than ruin his life and drive him into a state of depression.

My money is on one of his bug infested food hacks finally having the last laugh. People have died from eating old pasta. It can be more serious than people think. Add to it his weakened immune system from his lifestyle, and you’ve got a recipe for disaster that doesn’t require any gas station crime novel plots.
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I’d say the main reason it would be possible is because of his liver and kidneys obviously already being compromised.

But yeah, there are so many more likely scenarios that played out related to his teeth, alcoholism, huffing, etc.

Though it would be amazing to see Jessica think she got the final word in by poisoning him, to then see her have to spend the rest of her hag life in jail.
 
Tonight’s drink combination: I’ll mix a shot from the only two bottles I currently own. Frangelico with a shot of cheap white trash Peanut Butter Banana whiskey. “The Cobra”.
 
Everyday I pray that Boogie2988 will stroke out and die but he clings to life. Our precious boglim boy is probably gone while boogster lives another day. Its just not fair toobz...
 
RIP (possibly). My dad loves cobes so much that he still wears his shon and Saunders t shirt where shon is the ventriloquist and cobes is the dummy.

Caught cobes originally on an old dead site called i-am-bored and watched ever since. He's such a funny mother fucker. Holding out hope that we jumped the gun and it was something else.

Cobes was in a long boring phase and we were just about due for the action too. GODDAMNIT!!! He was the ONLY COBES I HAAAAAADDDD!
 
DarthNoobian said:
Here's a case of an attempted homicide with Glory lily seeds, the man would have died if he didn't go to the hospital. Dude was vomiting and shitting himself. And this was just from drinking tea brewed with the seeds. If Josh had no way to call 911...yeah.

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In his last facebook video he mentioned his lungs hurt when breathing.
Ponzo said:
he might have smoked them without knowing it, if the bog witch ground some seeds up and mixed them into the pipe tabacco she sent with the seeds.
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Jesus :( Ozzy, Brent Hinds, and now Cobes.

Out of all the cows he was one of my favorites because he wasn't malicious, rather he was just a mess. His antics were fun to follow not depressing or angering. RIP.
 
DarthNoobian said:
Here's a case of an attempted homicide with Glory lily seeds, the man would have died if he didn't go to the hospital. Dude was vomiting and shitting himself. And this was just from drinking tea brewed with the seeds. If Josh had no way to call 911...yeah.

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Glory Lily and rain Lily are not even closely related. Lily is just a generic name for a type of flower.
 
DarthNoobian said:
Here's a case of an attempted homicide with Glory lily seeds, the man would have died if he didn't go to the hospital. Dude was vomiting and shitting himself. And this was just from drinking tea brewed with the seeds. If Josh had no way to call 911...yeah.

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Also this dude got sick after just 2 hours after consumption. Josh posted that video shortly after getting the care package. The timeline doesn't look good, it could very well be he ingested the seeds earlier that day and died shortly after making his last video
 
Ive never posted on this site before, but i have watched Josh for a very long time and im suprised so many people are here glazing him as one of the more "innocent" lolcows. Josh definitely over and over proved he is a terrible person by his actions. IMO i think josh was a closeted pedophile. The things he said to scotty's sister were horrific. what he did to puff. And he covered it all up with " im autistic leave me alone" if he is really dead it aint no skin off my shoes.
 
Mr Schrodinger said:
If a crime has indeed been committed, I forwarded all relevant information to law enforcement and the corners office to rule out Plant Alkaloid poisoning. The ball is in their court now.
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If she has been mailing him edible things and suddenly throws in toxic seeds without a warning, it points to intent even if it wasn't to kill.

It dawned on me that Cobes may have been the last lolcow whom I followed and hasn't been corrupted by the current year. Even Chris has lost the appeal.

Truly the theme of this thread.
 
My work productivity is going to be in the toilet refreshing this thread hoping against hope there’s some proof of life.
 
you_equipped_socks said:
Eating the bugs probably would't do it, but leaving the food out overnight will let bacteria grow. If he's ever left food out for multiple days thats an easy way to get fatal liver failure from bacillus cereus toxins. And we know how Cobe's liver already is.
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My money is on organ failure that his bad diet, heavy drinking and smoking accelerated. Put more stress on an already strained set of organs like that and the results won’t be pretty.
 
My source says that Cobra is STILL ALIVE. I've never known this person to lie so I believe them, trust and believe toobs.

homeboy.webp
 
"Haha, DPS outlives another one! Good thing this weirdo freak is dead! Wait, what do you mean theres no more Cobes content for me to WEEEN over? Bros... is it really over? I feel... cold..." - dumb niggers that Alogged Josh rn.

You know, assuming he's actually dead. I'll chose to huff that hopium that says he's too stupid/pickled himself too well to just die like this. I mean, how the fuck is Jack Scalfani still alive 4 strokes in and Cobes dies from a little alcohol?
 
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