🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I haven't checked on Cobes in months, except for when Ozzy died. It's been a slow night so I decided to drop in and see how Cobes has been holding up. But it's come to this, and I was not ready; he's the only lolcow I never had a instant visceral dislike for and genuinely hoped would pull through somehow.
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He was consuming a handle of vodka roughly every 30 hours while also drinking everclear, his homemade botulism jars of "mead", and every other alcohol jackalope and windycity delivered while he let all of his teeth literally disintegrate.

The last 2 years his drinking has been exceptionally bad and excess since trolls got him hooked on those huge bottles of cheap vodka and grain alcohol. In the last 12 months he gained conservatively 40lbs. It would not be too surprising if he is actually dead. I do not keep up a current list of his buddy trolls names but the only 2 people that I personally can think of that would have direct communication with him without his phone would be porkney and deathbed, someone with facebook checked deathbed's account yet?

Either way if he is gone I am 100% positive Clint will post about it.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
He was consuming a handle of vodka roughly every 30 hours while also drinking everclear, his homemade botulism jars of "mead", and every other alcohol jackalope and windycity delivered while he let all of his teeth literally disintegrate.

The last 2 years his drinking has been exceptionally bad and excess since trolls got him hooked on those huge bottles of cheap vodka and grain alcohol. In the last 12 months he gained conservatively 40lbs. It would not be too surprising if he is actually dead. I do not keep up a current list of his buddy trolls names but the only 2 people that I personally can think of that would have direct communication with him without his phone would be porkney and deathbed, someone with facebook checked deathbed's account yet?

Either way if he is gone I am 100% positive Clint will post about it.
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....fuck it, what's deathbeds account. I'm unironically really worried and don't want to shit up wyoming ems if this is nothing.
 
dramamine said:
this is the only thing i'm still questioning. why would cobes be out of his trailer? for any reason? clit is in europe right now. i'm praying a local, even a ween, picked him up and took him to urgent care or something before the 21st
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Other people have mentioned leaving his trailer to find help... but honestly he could have just had one too many drinks and gone into a state of delirium before his heart gave out, stroke, etc. The sad thing is even if this is all a false alarm... we're just going to be back here in this thread in the probably-near future saying the same shit when he actually does die.
 
EVERYONE STOP RIP-ING RIGHT AWAY. I won't believe it until I see a family member's post or some kind of RELIABLE update. I have to admit I do have a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach. I teared up watching the video of him in pain. I can't accept this. I called something bad coming, but I figured he would be taken to the hospital, by Clunt or a friend. But with the phone situation and Clunt in another timezone, IDK. With silence from all the freak A-logs who constantly called wellness checks and might have even been in contact with Josh it's hard to believe with no posts or updates. I believe something bad has happened for sure. I refuse to believe he kicked the bucket in this way so fast even though likely this would be how it would happen and realistically with all his health concerns it is 100% possible. I can't sleep without some real info. I'm holding on to a string of hope. I am genuinely upset, I can't believe this, not yet.
THIS MOST DEFINITLEY IS NOT WHATS UP. (:_(
 
>mfw I see 30 new pages since I checked the thread five hours ago
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