🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Cobra was on his way to a cowboy themed rock concert in hell and then all the homekiwis praying for him caused God to snatch him up at the last second to the gates. A transcendental scream of GOD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMIT will be heard soon. Hallelujah
 
Fuck. (:_(

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will wait till we get confirmation from a close friend of his or a family member.
The last thing he needs is an eulogy from Warmload of all people.
"His gothic corpse smelled good"
what will happen to his mead now
Well usually you can't bring it with you. The way he brewed that shit, though, he might actually have it waiting for him.
 
I'm genuinely gutted at the possibility of this being real... I just fucking hope it was some random druggie that decided to shoot up a bit too much heroine behind the trailer and that Josh will upload a video on youtoobz any moment now with a drink combo topped with the dead dude's mouth foam.
Please be there, King!
 
What's up? Check thaaat out. Extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, stuffed crust pizza. Got a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, and anchovies. Yes. slurps garlic butter You heard that right folks, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza. slurp Mmm. Got a two liter of Mountain Dew to go with it, the King Cobra special at Papa John's. Large, stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon. I asked for two cups of garlic butter but they hooked your boy up with three so I was like "yes." slurp Oof. So I got a large Papa John's pizza; stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, onions, jalapenos. Yes. Look at that, YouTube. You know you want some of that goodness. Large -- large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon -- shit. Jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, smothered in garlic butter. Let's quit talking about it and qu-- quit talking about it and start being about it, yes. Goddamn pizza fucked me over, hold up. Got the alfredo sauce. The pizza I ordered from... the pizza I ordered from Papa John's is delicious. Alfredo sauce, got a stuffed crust extra large pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions... anchovies... anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese, anchovies, like I said... mmm. This is my go-to special at Papa John's. Large stuffed crust pizza with anchovies -- jalapenos, onions, extra bacon. Extra cheese. Extra... extra bestest pizza here. Papa John's epic stuffed crust pizza. A large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese on alfredo sauce. Got an epic stuffed crust pizza. Three cups of garlic butter. The jalapenos, the onions, providing that pop for that cheese. The extra cheese and the bac-- extra bacon. This pizza's delicious. Three cups of garlic butter on top. Two is more than plenty. Yes. slurp, slurp, slurp Garlic white butter alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust cheese pizza with garlic butter smeared on top, yes. That is delicious. Large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon, garlic butter, jalapenos on top. Oh, that's good. Mm. This stuffed crust pizza, Papa John's. So good. Large stuffed crust extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, and alfredo sauce. Smeared by two to three garlic butter cups on top. And you got the Papa John's Cobra special. So good. I'll be doing a food hack... when... I'm done with this pizza. Which won't be long. Mm. Large stuffed crust pizza... alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on that stuffed crust action, smeared in garlic butter. Yes. Mmm. That alfredo sauce on top of the pizza is where it's at. Papa John's, you provided the stuffed crust, you gave me the option to add alfredo sauce, and I took it. A large alfredo sauce stuffed crust pizza, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies. Mm. Smeared with three cups of garlic butter, I asked for two but ya'll gave me an extra one, I appreciate that. Oh, that's good. The jalapeno on this pizza... provided a nice spicy bite. Oh, that's good pizza. Large... stuffed crust pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, alfredo sauce. That is the ultimate... That is the ultimate pizza from Papa John's. About to grab another slice. Fuckin' ridiculous. slurp This pizza... Alfredo sauce on point. Now... Papa John's is not a sponsor, buuuut, for this King Cobra custom... Papa John's pizza... ya'll are fucking dank on this dude, like this... is what I would order from Papa John's again if I was ordering their pizza. Large stuffed crust pizza with alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, yes. Extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions, stuffed crust cheese. Oh, this is good. Hmm. Large stuffed crust... from... Papa John's. That large stuffed crust gotta have alfredo sauce, bacon... extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions. Garlic butter. You're a fan of King Cobra, you gotta try this pizza. If you don't got Papa John's in your area I'm sorry to hear it. Please excuse the house flies. I've had my fuckin' window open all day. This isn't just stuffed crust, this is epic... this is Papa John's epic stuffed crust. Oh my god, YouTube. Large stuffed crust with chicken alfredo sauce. Extra bacon, extra cheese... jalapenos, onions. You've heard me-- you've heard me repeat this several times, buuut the pizza that I ordered from Papa John's is beyond dank. Would I order this exact pizza again, absolutely. Like, that Papa John's pizza is exactly what I would order if I was at their establishment, and I'm happy with the purchase. Eeeyes, to toast off the evening... sound of fly buzzing past microphone cheers. fly buzzes by once again Don't have to have alcohol to have a good time. Although I've got plenty in my fridge, heh heh, yes. Catch you laters, thanks for watching.
 
From the same call around, 13:20. Cop says he is on the scene, says cobras address, asks who called it in and that nobody is home. Did someone call in a fake emergency?

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Is the prince of darkness still alive?
this is the only thing i'm still questioning. why would cobes be out of his trailer? for any reason? clit is in europe right now. i'm praying a local, even a ween, picked him up and took him to urgent care or something before the 21st
 
seems like we might have a false alarm, either way nice to see everyone actually likes him, one of the few good ones
 
this is the only thing i'm still questioning. why would cobes be out of his trailer? for any reason? clit is in europe right now. i'm praying a local, even a ween, picked him up and took him to urgent care or something before the 21st
Clints LARPing in Ireland is what did it. Hes probably the only person who called him daily.
 
If we're talking about our favorite moments I'm partial to the Surströmming review he did. Motherfucker bathed in that shit and barely coughed. He opened it and it sprayed all over him and his carpet and the guy tanked it like a champ.

seems like we might have a false alarm, either way nice to see everyone actually likes him, one of the few good ones
I want to see that Touhou poster VINDICATED
 
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