🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Bionicle Enthusiast said:
If there's ever any bodycam footage of this in the case it's real, please niggermark it to fuck over the slop tubers who want to make a dime off his potential death. Even audio, just use like microsoft sam and just place it over the track, audacity could do that.
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Even if they release the footage, people can just get it from NCSO or CPD. If we get it from them, so will others. Niggermarking will do very little.
 
>A man was found unresponsive outside
I'm not holding my breath on Cobes' going outside, it could easily be a random feathernigger wandering by
 
You see a thread get moved to the Lolcows of History section and you generally get a feeling of "good riddance" or "it was only a matter of time."
This one will be a bit more like staring at the mound where you buried your childhood dog.
 
R.I.P. The most badass goth emo legend say hello to Ozz for us.


My money is on a combination of self neglect and heavy drinking he was absolutely devastated by Ozzy dying.
 
I was in a bit of a sour mood, but then I watched this and laughed at the absurdity of it all. Thanks for all the laughs.
 
Gothic Tooth Decay said:
Has anyone checked his family's Facebook accounts to see if there is any information?
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It has to be pretty annoying to be even slightly related to Cobes right now, probably dozens of weens spamming you begging for info.

We should have guessed Homeboy Scotty coming back to make a comment was a bad omen.
 
Im surprised nobody contacted his friend? The one that makes shitty knives and looks like bam bam bigelow with hair. Darfliny
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Since when is cobra unavailable on cameo?
 
Damn this sucks. My favorite picture of him has always been the caveman one where he died his hair and it accidentally got onto his face a bit. Classic and harmless.
 
If he is dead then this is an excellent opportunity to remind everyone about my short story:

BrunoMattei

Post in thread 'The official: short stories and other fiction based on Lolcows thread.'

THE SHITPOST HAS BECOME REALITY!

NGL I was hoping someone would grab the torch like at the Olympics and run with it. Or maybe the Special Olympics would be more apropos?

It Came From the Hoarding Nest!

“Okay, Youtube.” A doddering, bald, greasy & grotesque male specimen speaks to the camera closely and threateningly. His voice slurs from duster huffing and alcoholism. It is a creature of twisted yet conflicting origin: bespeckled and bald but still fairly young, able to decipher the sweeping miracle of technology but still confused by basic hygiene and instruction...
Reactions:Dumb x 1 Autistic x 1
 
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