🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Please, for the love of SkyGod, let it be Warlord.

 

[Onion Guide]

I feel sick. I'm actually tearing up, please let it be fake.

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

Cobes would have to start stinking before anyone would find him.

 

[HAGAKURE]

BETTER NOT BE DEAD BOY. Jokes aside I'm praying it's not josh. Guy is harmless and doesn't deserve this.

 

[SeizureRobot5000]

I want to pitch in something here, just for consideration: emergency services is responding to a report of a man with blue lips, unresponsive, etc. In the call that's online, the lady says she's still en route, meaning she hasn't actually seen Josh yet. So, either some buttfucking troll made an illegitimate call, or Warlord happened to be there and phoned it in. There hasn't been any other confirmation that something happened besides that rando from the facebook group, right?

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

God damn, I wonder what horror of a cocktail did him in.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Oh shit just got news that Cobes might be dead. What page should I turn back to in this thread?

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

i’m just praying it was a troll call welfare check.

95% chance it's an Alog prank calling to troll Josh.

Lot 27. Male past the point of CPR.

This is Fire and EMS Dispatch. Which most likely means that information is coming from a police officer on the scene. They wouldn't say "Past the point of CPR" if just someone said Josh was blue lipped and stiff.

 

[ClandestineX]

It sucks but it does not look good for him. Hopefully, if true, he is having fun with Ozzy and Val kilmer

 

[Fishnumm]

Oh shit just got news that Cobes might be dead. What page should I turn back to in this thread?

2972

 

[greenphantom]

people suck i need a beer

 

[Pignat]

I want to pitch in something here, just for consideration: emergency services is responding to a report of a man with blue lips, unresponsive, etc. In the call that's online, the lady says she's still en route, meaning she hasn't actually seen Josh yet. So, either some buttfucking troll made an illegitimate call, or Warlord happened to be there and phoned it in. There hasn't been any other confirmation that something happened besides that rando from the facebook group, right?

They said stiff person in the transcript, indicating rigor mortis.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

while i really hope he is not dead cobes dying a few weeks after ozzy would sure be interesting.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

Idk if this is real or not.

 

[Fishnumm]

if hes dead his last fucking drink combo would be a screwdriver how ironic

 

[Nahman Jayden]

i know i’m just parroting everyone else on this thread but cobes is one of the most harmless lolcows he doesn’t deserve this i really hope it’s just a prank call

 

[fake farts]

while i really hope he is not dead cobes dying a few weeks after ozzy would sure be interesting.

Tomorrow Ozzy will be dead a month. Crazy timing if true.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I'm praying for the sexy goth bad boy.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

Hope the Bog Boi is okay!!!

 

[bussy mafia]

Lot 27. Male past the point of CPR.

This is Fire and EMS Dispatch. Which most likely means that information is coming from a police officer on the scene. They wouldn't say "Past the point of CPR" if just someone said Josh was blue lipped and stiff.

yea i’m choosing to cope

pls be okay sexy goth badboy