🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Didn't he literally leave raw seafood out to "dethaw" for several days and recently food review a 3-day-old Wendy's doordash?
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The 3-day old Takis was about three weeks ago, but I figure those neon-colored preservative sticks would keep it edible for a month. Takis really suck.

Ultimately I think he ventured too close to the sun with Wyoming seafood.
 
Bixby Snyder said:
The whole 'NAL could have poisoned him!' sounds fake and gay.

It's the same shit you see on reddit that everyone for some reason cites as gospel and then turns out to be some faggot's fantasy.
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I don't think most here genuinely think nal is a bog-poisoner. Its just more fun to shoot the shit about that over clint, double downs, and group homes. Its a funny scenario, to imagine the hag brewing up a vile poison for mlord. Only to foiled by cobes lifetime of poison-drinking experience.

Dont take it so seriously, bud.
 
i think she poisoned him, its not nearly as difficult as you guys are making it out to be and other, dumber cows have done it before (Andy ditch poisoning his family with magnesium citrate and antifreeze)

It’s a very real possibility and wouldn’t take much beyond a hypodermic needle of some nasty shit injected into that slop she sent him
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
The junkies that want him dead are unironically jealous of his paypig powered NEET lifestyle. He’s living their dream life while they have to hustle to fund their next fix. Either that or they’re deranged BPD women who want to torment a bottom of the barrel man for reasons I can only guess at. I came across one awhile ago in an unrelated community that wanted to send Cobes some really potent legal high that could kill him.

“What did she look like?”, you may ask. Daddy issues is what she looked like. Butch lesbian buzz cut, hair dyed green and of course, a fucking septum piercing. And she got sent to the psych ward, so I’ve been informed.

These are the type of women that alog the BOY.
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I remember back when the sub existed I would frequently read comments accusing Josh of being a welfare queen/animal abuser/pedophile then I'd click their profile and inevitably it would be someone either actively in an addiction to drugs or drinking or someone newly sober who hated people who used with a passion. It was a very common theme I noticed with them. It's almost as if they saw a part of themselves they hated in Josh and wanted to take out that anger on him. I think Clint being a safety net for Josh and him not being able to really hit "rock bottom" infuriated them because they had to do it with no help. No daddy clint to save them homelessness and poverty.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I remember back when the sub existed I would frequently read comments accusing Josh of being a welfare queen/animal abuser/pedophile then I'd click their profile and inevitably it would be someone either actively in an addiction to drugs or drinking or someone newly sober who hated people who used with a passion. It was a very common theme I noticed with them. It's almost as if they saw a part of themselves they hated in Josh and wanted to take out that anger on him. I think Clint being a safety net for Josh and him not being able to really hit "rock bottom" infuriated them because they had to do it with no help. No daddy clint to save them homelessness and poverty.
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That sub was insane. Had some good art from time to time but holy shit were those people unhinged. Was so sad when Kiwifarms was down and I had to resort to going there.
 
PixarsTedKennedy said:
That sub was insane. Had some good art from time to time but holy shit were those people unhinged. Was so sad when Kiwifarms was down and I had to resort to going there.
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A large portion of the sub was utterly convinced Josh was a pedophilic, welfare fraud committing, animal abusing cartoon villain and it blew my mind. They built him up as this huge monster that they were fighting against and it was so bizarre to watch. Like is that 300-400 dollar a month SSI (SSI not SSDI you have to pay into SSDI to get it) really making you that mad bud?
 
Ga1v5 said:
i think she poisoned him, its not nearly as difficult as you guys are making it out to be and other, dumber cows have done it before (Andy ditch poisoning his family with magnesium citrate and antifreeze)

It’s a very real possibility and wouldn’t take much beyond a hypodermic needle of some nasty shit injected into that slop she sent him
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That's nonsense unless she has some seriously nasty chemicals at her disposal and can inject clearly sealed bags and cans with it without breaking the seal. I don't think that is plausible for a drunk, drug-addicted loser NEET who pisses in a box.

If anything Cobes with his level of drinking is basically immune to ethylene glycol and methanol poisoning because the alcohol dehydrogenase always prefers ethanol to these chemicals. He'll just piss out the former two while drunk given he pretty much always has enough ethanol in his system to keep his liver preoccupied.
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
That's nonsense unless she has some seriously nasty chemicals at her disposal.
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Quite a lot of household cleaners are poisonous or even toxic when ingested, but I digress 'toobz. If he was intentionally poisoned, the Boy probably contracted a disease from the panty wine, there's no way that baconator isn't horribly infected. I think we can rule it out though, because Jessica isn't smart enough to not talk about doing that. She can't even keep her trap shut about not being in Casper, for god's sake. And it's not an A-log, they would have told us. My vote goes Wyoming Skrimp.
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
That's nonsense unless she has some seriously nasty chemicals at her disposal
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It could probably be done with pretty much any household cleaning chemical since he can't really seem to taste anything that isn't loaded with salt and sugar. I don't think it's why the 30 something year old, likely diabetic chain smoker who hasn't gone 2 weeks without drinking since he turned 21 is having abdominal pain though
 
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Quite a lot of household cleaners are poisonous or even toxic when ingested, but I digress 'toobz.
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The Cheetos and other consumables she sent were still clearly sealed so I feel this is unlikely.

Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
If he was intentionally poisoned, the Boy probably contracted a disease from the panty wine, there's no way that baconator isn't horribly infected. I think we can rule it out though, because Jessica isn't smart enough to not talk about doing that. She can't even keep her trap shut about not being in Casper, for god's sake. And it's not an A-log, they would have told us. My vote goes Wyoming Skrimp.
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I think the most likely explanation is he finally caught the puking shits from leaving Wyoming Skrimp to dethaw for too long.

When it comes to seafood or freshwater fish you really need to consider geography...you ain't getting top quality in fucking Casper, Wyoming.
 
I'm probably stupid and falling for bullshit, but can someone confirm if this is Josh's actual address? - https://www.newsbreak.com/crime/cas...-unresponsive-with-blue-lips-and-no-breathing
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Sicko Hunter said:
I remember back when the sub existed I would frequently read comments accusing Josh of being a welfare queen/animal abuser/pedophile then I'd click their profile and inevitably it would be someone either actively in an addiction to drugs or drinking or someone newly sober who hated people who used with a passion. It was a very common theme I noticed with them. It's almost as if they saw a part of themselves they hated in Josh and wanted to take out that anger on him. I think Clint being a safety net for Josh and him not being able to really hit "rock bottom" infuriated them because they had to do it with no help. No daddy clint to save them homelessness and poverty.
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People often overly criticize others for the failings that they hate the most about themselves. Like those passionately anti-gay politicians who get caught in a bathhouse or something. Always be at least a little skeptical of anyone who so passionately a-logs someone who they don't even know.
 
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