🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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bonified retard said:
So, no credible source. Got it.
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They're probably basing it off of jessicko uploading this yesterday. Still not proof, though.
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Lake Cresva Diver said:
have you guys considered that he knows he is digging himself an early grave and is committing a slow suicide?
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yes, but our boy doesn't AKSHUALLY want to die. if he did, he wouldn't be making a facebook video sort-of-but-not-really crying for help. i am a fool, so i am secretly praying for a miracle here, i hope this legitimate health scare makes him wise up a little
 
Hard R said:
yes, but our boy doesn't AKSHUALLY want to die. if he did, he wouldn't be making a facebook video sort-of-but-not-really crying for help. i am a fool, so i am secretly praying for a miracle here, i hope this legitimate health scare makes him wise up a little
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the fucked up thing about us humans is our survival instinct. A lot of suicidal people only talk about it and suicidal ideation does not equal to having a plan to go out with, majority of suicides happen when the suicidal person is quiet and doesn't otherwise show the depths of their despair to anyone else.
Cobra's livestreams are a mix of cries for attention and him needing the paypigs to bail him out and I want to believe this stream was a cry for attention/help.
His addictions and vices are his form of self-harm these days and he wants to die, badly. I just hope his body isn't giving up after all of the abuse he's put it through, I'm a soft faggot as well and I want him to get better.
I don't like that we no longer have a direct line to the boy, what with his latest phone breaking and a lack of a new phone buuuuuuut what can you do, toobz. At least the lack of a phone have cut down on the trolling texts and calls he receives every day. I really hope Clint has a direct line to Josh aside from visiting him in person.
 
I have not been able to confirm that Josh consumed the Nal care package. I should have emphasized that. Rumors aside, all the pieces are there. She sent him this care package 7 days ago. He would have received it right before these health problems kicked in. The timing is spot on. Would he consume something that NAL sent him? Would he let free booze, Cheddar Jalapeno cheetos, pipe tobacco and haribo gummies go to waste? And would Nal be willing to poison Josh for clout, revenge or just her psycho impulses?


There is a non 0% chance that Nal poisoned Josh.
 
FreakyFred said:
I have not been able to confirm that Josh consumed the Nal care package. I should have emphasized that. Rumors aside, all the pieces are there. She sent him this care package 7 days ago. He would have received it right before these health problems kicked in. The timing is spot on. Would he consume something that NAL sent him? Would he let free booze, Cheddar Jalapeno cheetos, pipe tobacco and haribo gummies go to waste? And would Nal be willing to poison Josh for clout, revenge or just her psycho impulses?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UdpX8a2Cq9U
There is a non 0% chance that Nal poisoned Josh.
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I admit, the thought crossed my mind. .

BUUTTTT. . this bitch can't even break a laptop with a hammer. Aren't all these chips and bottles sealed?

Do we really think she has the same level of engineering skill as the spring-loaded Pringles snake douche?

Or the patience and ingenuity to craft a Cuban Confetti Grenade?

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The whole 'NAL could have poisoned him!' sounds fake and gay.

It's the same shit you see on reddit that everyone for some reason cites as gospel and then turns out to be some faggot's fantasy.
 
Bixby Snyder said:
The whole 'NAL could have poisoned him!' sounds fake and gay.

It's the same shit you see on reddit that everyone for some reason cites as gospel and then turns out to be some faggot's fantasy.
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NAL is nowhere near smart or clever enough to do something like that. I don’t even know if she could figure out how to do something like that.
 
FreakyFred said:
I have not been able to confirm that Josh consumed the Nal care package. I should have emphasized that. Rumors aside, all the pieces are there. She sent him this care package 7 days ago. He would have received it right before these health problems kicked in. The timing is spot on. Would he consume something that NAL sent him? Would he let free booze, Cheddar Jalapeno cheetos, pipe tobacco and haribo gummies go to waste? And would Nal be willing to poison Josh for clout, revenge or just her psycho impulses?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UdpX8a2Cq9U
There is a non 0% chance that Nal poisoned Josh.
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I do love a good conspiracy 🙂
 
Somewhat Spacey said:
Fuck those weirdos, Cobes isn’t a bad guy. Only thing he’s guilty of is alcoholism and dank food hacks TWU
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The junkies that want him dead are unironically jealous of his paypig powered NEET lifestyle. He’s living their dream life while they have to hustle to fund their next fix. Either that or they’re deranged BPD women who want to torment a bottom of the barrel man for reasons I can only guess at. I came across one awhile ago in an unrelated community that wanted to send Cobes some really potent legal high that could kill him.

“What did she look like?”, you may ask. Daddy issues is what she looked like. Butch lesbian buzz cut, hair dyed green and of course, a fucking septum piercing. And she got sent to the psych ward, so I’ve been informed.

These are the type of women that alog the BOY.
 
FreakyFred said:
I have not been able to confirm that Josh consumed the Nal care package. I should have emphasized that. Rumors aside, all the pieces are there. She sent him this care package 7 days ago. He would have received it right before these health problems kicked in. The timing is spot on. Would he consume something that NAL sent him? Would he let free booze, Cheddar Jalapeno cheetos, pipe tobacco and haribo gummies go to waste? And would Nal be willing to poison Josh for clout, revenge or just her psycho impulses?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UdpX8a2Cq9U
There is a non 0% chance that Nal poisoned Josh.
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All the edible/drinkable stuff in her video is clearly sealed so I think it's highly unlikely. Cheetos are basically incorruptible as far as I can tell unless you get them wet, although they'll be stale as hell.

The most plausible explanation is he got food poisoning from leaving out a dank contaminated Doordash food hack to "cool off" for 24-48 hours. It's not going to cause trouble if it's just run of the mill aerial bacteria (college memories of leaving pizza or wings out overnight and eating them cold the next morning) but if it's contaminated with shigella or salmonella to begin with he'll be fucked.
 
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