🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Big Dogs Gonna Eat said:
I hate to be in the "nothing ever happens" camp, but it sounds like a really severe hangover / dehydration which I'm honestly surprised we don't see him struggle with more often.
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Complaining about physical pain is uncommon for Cobra. I mean we're talking about a guy who's teeth are rotting to the point they're breaking in half, and you'd never know it except for the occasional wince of pain when he's eating or the grotesque visage when he opens his mouth wide enough.

His decision to upload the video to Facebook is likely an attempt to get the attention of Clint without directly reaching out and asking for help. The only other time I can recall him reaching out to his family for health reasons is when he called Tanis after he poisoned himself with the Fiery Fish Pizza™.
 
locc2thebrain said:
Complaining about physical pain is uncommon for Cobra. I mean we're talking about a guy who's teeth are rotting to the point they're breaking in half, and you'd never know it except for the occasional wince of pain when he's eating or the grotesque visage when he opens his mouth wide enough.

His decision to upload the video to Facebook is likely an attempt to get the attention of Clint without directly reaching out and asking for help. The only other time I can recall him reaching out to his family for health reasons is when he called Tanis after he poisoned himself with the Fiery Fish Pizza™.
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I give Cobes 18 months
 
Mr. Manchester said:
Drunks keel over a lot later in life
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I see this posted from time to time, and while fair; It really discounts the fact that he eats nothing but fat, salt and sugar, gets no exercise, smokes like a chimney including his own dirty cigarette butts, smokes gas station weed, vapes and has been known to huff duster.
locc2thebrain said:
His decision to upload the video to Facebook is likely an attempt to get the attention of Clint without directly reaching out and asking for help.
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That's exactly what I thought when I watched it. I've never seen him post a "Holy fuck I feel like shit" video before. I think this might be the beginning of the end, toobs.
 
Arv3k said:
That's exactly what I thought when I watched it. I've never seen him post a "Holy fuck I feel like shit" video before. I think this might be the beginning of the end, toobs.
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Cobes still doesn’t have a phone, right? This might’ve been his only way of getting in contact with Clunt.
ETA: 2025 is really sucking. The BOY has always been spiraling but the radius of the spiral is seemingly shrinking. Feels bad toobz. Feels bad.
 
The man at the very least has a fatty liver as well as a shit ton of vitamin deficiencies judging from what he eats and how he takes care of himself he definitely feels like shit 24/7.
 
locc2thebrain said:
Complaining about physical pain is uncommon for Cobra. I mean we're talking about a guy who's teeth are rotting to the point they're breaking in half, and you'd never know it
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That's actually a very fair point. Tooth pain is some of the most intense pain and he hides it well. You guys might be right I just don't want my favorite cow to be on deaths door.
 
ATPH said:
The man at the very least has a fatty liver as well as a shit ton of vitamin deficiencies judging from what he eats and how he takes care of himself he definitely feels like shit 24/7.
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That’s why seeing him like this isn’t a good sign. This is a man who’s used to the pain of having your teeth rot away. Anything that makes him uncomfortable from pain is probably pretty serious.
 
Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
I don't, either. I just hate how Cobes is perfectly content to just rot away in his trailer, and his hard-nippled deadbeat dad is totally fine enabling him to do so.
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That's what gets me. Cobes is well beyond the point where a family would declare his situation a crisis. I get that he's a giant pain in the ass to deal with but it seems like he's been shoved into a crawl space and has been forgotten about lately. Just kind of sad.
 
Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
I don't, either. I just hate how Cobes is perfectly content to just rot away in his trailer, and his hard-nippled deadbeat dad is totally fine enabling him to do so.
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Mr. Manchester said:
That's what gets me. Cobes is well beyond the point where a family would declare his situation a crisis. I get that he's a giant pain in the ass to deal with but it seems like he's been shoved into a crawl space and has been forgotten about lately. Just kind of sad.
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Wait... you don't think... Might Clint be a bad dad?

This is something I've never considered before. I'm going to have to ponder this question over lunch at KFC. I'm in the mood for a Double Down.
 
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