🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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IsaacShraeder said:
Sicko moment from the latest responce:
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Any of you guys remember the part in Leaving Las Vegas (happens in the book and the movie) where the guy starts fantasizing about slurping booze off some woman's body?

"If you poured bourbon onto your naked body and said to me "drink this". If you spread your legs and you had bourbon dripping from your breasts and your pussy and said "drink here" then I could fall in love with you. Because then I would have a purpose. To clean you up and that, that would prove that I'm worth something. I'd lick you clean so that you could go away and fuck someone else."

Both his and Cobra's drunken fantasies have a weird humiliation aspect to them... I don't know which one is more pathetic
 
SeizureRobot5000 said:
Any of you guys remember the part in Leaving Las Vegas (happens in the book and the movie) where the guy starts fantasizing about slurping booze off some woman's body?

"If you poured bourbon onto your naked body and said to me "drink this". If you spread your legs and you had bourbon dripping from your breasts and your pussy and said "drink here" then I could fall in love with you. Because then I would have a purpose. To clean you up and that, that would prove that I'm worth something. I'd lick you clean so that you could go away and fuck someone else."

Both his and Cobra's drunken fantasies have a weird humiliation aspect to them... I don't know which one is more pathetic
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at least that guy didnt record himself saying that and post it on the internet for thousands to see
 
All this time Josh just needed a cute ebony goth gf to tame his wild whiteboy ways.
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Fishcakes said:
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Now come on, there's no reason for a person who doesn't leave the house to have feet the same color as asphalt.
But if I had a gun to my head as to why?
  1. He doesn't shower, at all, like ever. As in that's not something he does. As in zero showers for full calendar months. He masks the smell of his ass, vinegary balls and BO with a cloth soaked in tactical soap once every couple of weeks.
  2. The floor of his trailer is soaked in muck and grime, if you were present you'd hear audible squelching as he walks over sodden filthy carpet / rotting floor tiles
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He only showers when he has a therapist appointment because Clint takes him to those and has obviously put his foot down about Josh showing up to the therapist's office with months of stank and crusted tactical soap scum all over his clothes. You can always tell when he went to the therapist because what's left of his hair is uncharacteristically devoid of grease and has some level of volume to it.
 
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Candover said:
His feet are so dirty you’d think he has a coal mine under his floor.
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The Powder River Basin coal field extends underneath Casper, so he might do. No surface deposits there though, only further east. Perhaps bog magic at work.
 
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Hennimore said:
He only showers when he has a therapist appointment because Clint takes him to those and have obviously put his foot down about Josh showing up to the therapist's office with months of stank and crusted tactical soap scum all over his clothes. You can always tell when he went to the therapist because what's left of his hair is uncharacteristically devoid of grease and has some level of volume to it.
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I wonder if he waxed his mustache for the therapist
 
Expert level apple gripping, Toobz.
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That locos tacos supreme with everything on it, beef, cheese lettuce, sour cream, tomatoes, onions, three cheese blend, chicken, steak, avocado ranch, slow-roasted chicken, steak, all the meat, extra cheese never stood a chance.
 
GameratePTSD said:
All this time Josh just needed a cute ebony goth gf to tame his wild whiteboy ways.
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Wasn't he oddly averse to the idea of dating a black woman? Not Chris-Chan "no darkies" tier, but strangely amendment that they just aren't his type. Despite that there probably aren't even enough black women in Casper for it to even come up in the first place? Not deviating from the woman with green eyes who's the stereotypical pale goth with black hair.
bonified retard said:
He's used genetic peach rings for his drink combos several times, including the drink combo video he uploaded yesterday, and the 4 hour video responce he uploaded today. What are you even talking about?
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I can only keep up with the boy's antics through the weekly recaps so I'm not updated on a daily basis, I can't sit through a 6 hour "chillin" live stream or several 10 minute "drink combo" or "food hack part 8". So unless a short clip is posted in this thread I'm not up to clued into the day to day happenings.
Now I'm surprised that he's just now finding out about it.
Sugriva said:
I swear cobes would drink straight up alcoholic garlic butter if he could.
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Flechman's/Nicolai with a garlic butter sauce chaser, TWU.
 
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