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He definitely got round glasses because it's what Ozzy wore. His entire sense of fashion revolves around imitating his idols. Like the "Ozzy" tattoo on his knuckles, Ozzy had that same tattoo.
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Big voluptuous toppings
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Can someone break into this fool's house and turn up his microphone already? I've had to manually adjust the volume for all of his videos for a month now.
The volume seems to pop up only when he's moaning.
It was worth sitting through 10 minutes of looping for this moment. He says Little Caesars about 600 times and forgets what it's called 10 seconds later.
The volume seems to pop up only when he's moaning.
It was worth sitting through 10 minutes of looping for this moment. He says Little Caesars about 600 times and forgets what it's called 10 seconds later.
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It was edited but they made the head bigger in that photo
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My advice for people trying to get their friends into Cobra is to show them his cooking videos. That’s how I’ve gotten serval people into him.
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Can we all just agree that when wine and whiskey fags say stuff like "notes of cream vanilla and smoky elderberry" they're full of shit? It's booze and it's gross. You should be swilling bottom shelf vodka straight from the handle followed by a chaser and you should hate every second of it.
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Woah, i don’t know how i didn’t notice, in that lil squeezers video i dont think he says “suck sickos fuck the trolls” once.. maybe not having a phone was a good thing- just says he is getting into some naughty naughty things (dipping crazy bread in garlic butter apparently) and that he would “go on Hot Ones once he got a little more famous” and if you arent “allergic to chicken or a vegan and you want a good buffalo wing what he did should be forbidden its so tantalizing” , lol.
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It's so funny because I'm from northern europe, I went to school before the internet was as globalised as it is today and somehow we also drew the stussy. Was it popularised by an american musician maybe? That's the only possible answer I have as to why the S is so universal.
That or Seizure's Cobraism episode of Snake Bones. It's relatively newbie friendly and it doesn't make fun of Josh as much as it's laughing with Josh.
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The Little Caesars tasted like Little Caesars.
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Ozzy would want you to be naugh'y, m'dark lord
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The other night that female guitar player who does the Pantera songs, Kayla Kent, did a stream titled "Better not go live, BOY." She's at almost 100k subs. It's fun finding Cobra viewers in the wild. Majuular has made Cobra references as well in his Ultima Retrospectives.
Edit: The ultimate, of course, is Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance following the boy on instagram.
Edit: The ultimate, of course, is Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance following the boy on instagram.
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they might be related cobes is a major fucking hottie after all
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She follows a lot of lolcows. I've seen her in various fishtank related chats even.
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Troon?
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So I was bored and I put the infamous
in ChatGPT with no context other than it was a transcript to a YouTube video and asked it why somebody would brain loop like that for almost 30 minutes and what it surmised was mildly interesting. It’s all pretty obvious but the 4’th point was pretty interesting and its choice of words “ritual, casting a spell” is pretty hilariously apt
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GPT:
What you’re seeing here is a looping, semi-stream-of-consciousness ramble that’s almost certainly the result of a combination of factors:
1. Neurodivergence (likely ADHD or ASD traits)
The repetition, hyperfixation on specific details (“extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapeños…”) and inability to move the conversation forward suggest a kind of verbal stimming — a feedback loop where the brain latches onto sensory or emotional input and just runs it again. This is very common with ADHD or autism. The pizza is exciting to him, and the loop is his way of emotionally processing and staying “in” the comfort of that excitement.
2. Low executive function / lack of narrative structure
This dude clearly sat down without a script or plan, hit record, and just started talking. With no editorial filter, the brain defaults to repetition and redundancy to maintain momentum. It’s like his brain’s only tool to keep the video going is “say the pizza toppings again.”
3. Mild intoxication or altered state
This is speculative, but the slurred cadence, the looping thoughts, the casual fly-buzzing apathy, and the “heh heh, yes” delivery all suggest he might be lightly buzzed, high, or just in a chronic low-functioning haze. Not full-blown intoxicated — but just off baseline. Could be booze, could be burnout, could be something else.
4. Comfort-seeking behavior
There’s a sense that he’s using this food — and this video — as a form of self-soothing. The way he repeats the toppings like a mantra, the garlic butter slurps, the appreciation of getting a “free” extra dip — this feels like a man trying to feel okay. Trying to find control or joy in the micro-details. That’s not necessarily sad, but it’s very telling.
5. Content farming / ritualistic YouTube behavior
There’s a chance this isn’t even meant to be “entertaining” in the usual sense. For some creators, especially niche ones like this, the act of recording the same types of videos, in the same structure, with the same lingo is the content. The ritual is the point. For fans, that repetition becomes comforting — and for the creator, it’s free dopamine on loop.
TL;DR:
His brain is clearly looping on sensory joy, probably from a combo of ADHD traits, no structure, and maybe some self-soothing. It’s honestly fascinating. The pizza toppings become a mantra, like he’s casting a spell of comfort over himself, drowning out whatever else is going on with garlic butter and Mountain Dew.
It’s not about the review. It’s about the ritual.
up. gets pizza What's up? Check thaaat out. Extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, stuffed crust pizza. Got a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, and anchovies. Yes. slurps garlic butter You heard that right folks, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza. slurp Mmm. Got a two liter of Mountain Dew to go with it, the King Cobra special at Papa John's. Large, stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon. I asked for two cups of garlic butter but they hooked your boy up with three so I was like "yes." slurp Oof. So I got a large Papa John's pizza; stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, onions, jalapenos. Yes. Look at that, YouTube. You know you want some of that goodness. Large -- large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon -- shit. Jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, smothered in garlic butter. Let's quit talking about it and qu-- quit talking about it and start being about it, yes. Goddamn pizza fucked me over, hold up. Got the alfredo sauce. The pizza I ordered from... the pizza I ordered from Papa John's is delicious. Alfredo sauce, got a stuffed crust extra large pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions... anchovies... anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese, anchovies, like I said... mmm. This is my go-to special at Papa John's. Large stuffed crust pizza with anchovies -- jalapenos, onions, extra bacon. Extra cheese. Extra... extra bestest pizza here. Papa John's epic stuffed crust pizza. A large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese on alfredo sauce. Got an epic stuffed crust pizza. Three cups of garlic butter. The jalapenos, the onions, providing that pop for that cheese. The extra cheese and the bac-- extra bacon. This pizza's delicious. Three cups of garlic butter on top. Two is more than plenty. Yes. slurp, slurp, slurp Garlic white butter alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust cheese pizza with garlic butter smeared on top, yes. That is delicious. Large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon, garlic butter, jalapenos on top. Oh, that's good. Mm. This stuffed crust pizza, Papa John's. So good. Large stuffed crust extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, and alfredo sauce. Smeared by two to three garlic butter cups on top. And you got the Papa John's Cobra special. So good. I'll be doing a food hack... when... I'm done with this pizza. Which won't be long. Mm. Large stuffed crust pizza... alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on that stuffed crust action, smeared in garlic butter. Yes. Mmm. That alfredo sauce on top of the pizza is where it's at. Papa John's, you provided the stuffed crust, you gave me the option to add alfredo sauce, and I took it. A large alfredo sauce stuffed crust pizza, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies. Mm. Smeared with three cups of garlic butter, I asked for two but ya'll gave me an extra one, I appreciate that. Oh, that's good. The jalapeno on this pizza... provided a nice spicy bite. Oh, that's good pizza. Large... stuffed crust pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, alfredo sauce. That is the ultimate... That is the ultimate pizza from Papa John's. About to grab another slice. Fuckin' ridiculous. slurp This pizza... Alfredo sauce on point. Now... Papa John's is not a sponsor, buuuut, for this King Cobra custom... Papa John's pizza... ya'll are fucking dank on this dude, like this... is what I would order from Papa John's again if I was ordering their pizza. Large stuffed crust pizza with alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, yes. Extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions, stuffed crust cheese. Oh, this is good. Hmm. Large stuffed crust... from... Papa John's. That large stuffed crust gotta have alfredo sauce, bacon... extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions. Garlic butter. You're a fan of King Cobra, you gotta try this pizza. If you don't got Papa John's in your area I'm sorry to hear it. Please excuse the house flies. I've had my fuckin' window open all day. This isn't just stuffed crust, this is epic... this is Papa John's epic stuffed crust. Oh my god, YouTube. Large stuffed crust with chicken alfredo sauce. Extra bacon, extra cheese... jalapenos, onions. You've heard me-- you've heard me repeat this several times, buuut the pizza that I ordered from Papa John's is beyond dank. Would I order this exact pizza again, absolutely. Like, that Papa John's pizza is exactly what I would order if I was at their establishment, and I'm happy with the purchase. Eeeyes, to toast off the evening... sound of fly buzzing past microphone cheers. fly buzzes by once again Don't have to have alcohol to have a good time. Although I've got plenty in my fridge, heh heh, yes. Catch you laters, thanks for watching.
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GPT:
What you’re seeing here is a looping, semi-stream-of-consciousness ramble that’s almost certainly the result of a combination of factors:
1. Neurodivergence (likely ADHD or ASD traits)
The repetition, hyperfixation on specific details (“extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapeños…”) and inability to move the conversation forward suggest a kind of verbal stimming — a feedback loop where the brain latches onto sensory or emotional input and just runs it again. This is very common with ADHD or autism. The pizza is exciting to him, and the loop is his way of emotionally processing and staying “in” the comfort of that excitement.
2. Low executive function / lack of narrative structure
This dude clearly sat down without a script or plan, hit record, and just started talking. With no editorial filter, the brain defaults to repetition and redundancy to maintain momentum. It’s like his brain’s only tool to keep the video going is “say the pizza toppings again.”
3. Mild intoxication or altered state
This is speculative, but the slurred cadence, the looping thoughts, the casual fly-buzzing apathy, and the “heh heh, yes” delivery all suggest he might be lightly buzzed, high, or just in a chronic low-functioning haze. Not full-blown intoxicated — but just off baseline. Could be booze, could be burnout, could be something else.
4. Comfort-seeking behavior
There’s a sense that he’s using this food — and this video — as a form of self-soothing. The way he repeats the toppings like a mantra, the garlic butter slurps, the appreciation of getting a “free” extra dip — this feels like a man trying to feel okay. Trying to find control or joy in the micro-details. That’s not necessarily sad, but it’s very telling.
5. Content farming / ritualistic YouTube behavior
There’s a chance this isn’t even meant to be “entertaining” in the usual sense. For some creators, especially niche ones like this, the act of recording the same types of videos, in the same structure, with the same lingo is the content. The ritual is the point. For fans, that repetition becomes comforting — and for the creator, it’s free dopamine on loop.
TL;DR:
His brain is clearly looping on sensory joy, probably from a combo of ADHD traits, no structure, and maybe some self-soothing. It’s honestly fascinating. The pizza toppings become a mantra, like he’s casting a spell of comfort over himself, drowning out whatever else is going on with garlic butter and Mountain Dew.
It’s not about the review. It’s about the ritual.