🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[PetiteFeet]

I miss the Simon Cowell look.

 

[Fishnumm]

I miss the Simon Cowell look.

i miss when he had teeth

 

[Candover]

I have to agree with @SeizureRobot5000 , those rectangular lenses looked much less insane than the current round ones.

It must've been the cheapest frames that Medicaid covered. That's how Chris-Chan got his similar looking round ones.

 

[Detective Carey]

Didn't he have almost pooneresque octogonal frames for a hot minute during one of the bogwitch visits? Those were actually kind of dope looking. They were subtle, but different.

 

[Coffee Drain]

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You gotta show the full image for context.

Had to pull this from one of Seizure's vids.

 

[Detective Carey]

I love how he's still a kid but you can already see the bad ideas fermenting, look at that stussy dick tattoo.

 

[Coffee Drain]

The brand of poor decision making.

 

[Umaibae]

I love how he's still a kid but you can already see the bad ideas fermenting, look at that stussy dick tattoo.

Um excuse me, that is his “simble.”

 

[Detective Carey]

I mean, in his defense: No one has ever firmly locked down where the "stussy"/"super" S actually came from. So he might as well claim it.

I know the boy is too stupid/lazy to do any lawfare about it, but it'd be hilarious if he somehow proved he owns it/invented it.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I wonder what the tattoo artist thought when this clearly retarded kid asked him to ink a magical dick tattoo on their arm.

 

[Detective Carey]

I bet tattoo artists get a lot of retarded/crazy requests, and whoever inked the S dick didn't think twice about it outside of "oh hey I used to draw that S on my notebook at school too".

His CoF tattoo sucks it's all wonky, but the cobra with pot leaves scales is actually kind of sick. The ozzy tats are cringe, but them being a knuckle down so he can still show them off while wearing shitty giant rings kind of redeems them just out of sheer WTF.

 

[RollingRock2]

His Ozzy "knuckles" were DIY by his second significant girlfriend Summer and later redone by a professional because they faded. Probably unrelated but Summer's dad would die of hepatitis.

 

[Agares]

Little Squeezer's food hack coming in nicely toobz. He's absolutely plastered and said "voluptuous" randomly in the first few seconds.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

I mean, in his defense: No one has ever firmly locked down where the "stussy"/"super" S actually came from. So he might as well claim it.

I know the boy is too stupid/lazy to do any lawfare about it, but it'd be hilarious if he somehow proved he owns it/invented it.

I'm kind of fascinated by that thing. It's like a universal cultural phenomenon. It doesn't matter who you are, where you grew up, what you were into, or who your friends were -- if you are a certain age, you drew that S in your TrapperKeeper. And nobody seems to know where it came from.

https://thesthing.com/pages/timeline

 

[Detective Carey]

Better not be growing out that Wilford Brimley handlebar mustache BOY.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I have to agree with @SeizureRobot5000 , those rectangular lenses looked much less insane than the current round ones.

Something about them shrinks his head, though. The same thing happens with FoodieBeauty, and her old glasses.

I like the round glasses. They just fit the vibe.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

Looping hard about Lil Squeezers..
Crazy bread..
Garlic butter, Jalapeno cheese

Almost didn’t catch between the looping he calls himself a “foody slut”

 

[ComeOnDuder]

3:12
Like crazy bread. Super good.

3:36
Get a piece out crazy bread.

3:42
Oh, stupid fluffy. Mhm.

3:52
I'll do some naughty things with my crazy bread. I'm ducking a jalapeno

3:57
cheese sauce. Oh yeah.

Caveman speak on point.

I cannot make it past 10 minutes. "Garlic butter... Little Ceasers... Youtube Trolls... Garlic butter..." It does not stop.

 

[Gothic Tooth Decay]

 

[Detective Carey]

From the depths of voluptuous is MDWTFIUYT