🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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bonified retard said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LtiiYSXJNBg:213
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The number of Bogologists in this thread truly is amazing.

Thank you Professor Bonified Retard 🙏. Haha, yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhsssth.

Fuck artificial intelligence for Cobes, there are professionals here that can produce the exact video for something obscure like Chaturbate tokens, pocket pussies, each time he nutted on the floor, or when "he was born last night, but wasn't born yesterday."
 
PetiteFeet said:
If Cobes had been born in ancient Greece, what would he be known as? What style of philosophy would he impart on the world.
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Diogenes of Sinope for sure. It's nice to meet you Ozzy but if you could move so I can get to my drink combo that would be greatly appreciated.
 
"The females can learn about wisdom too doodt, don't be a sexist misogynistic douchebag, y'know what I'm sayin', forumz? I'll drink my wine combo to that."
*shanked immediately by οικιακός φίλος Σκότι (homeboy scottyates) for going against the grain (it wasn't cute)*

Such is the story Cobrates, pioneer of gendurr relayshuns.
 
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Mörkö said:
Bogenes. Bogistotle. Bogcrates.
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"But I'll tell you this: if I were not Alexander, I would be Bogenes!"
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Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PrbwvG0XeUQThese two guys are whiskey snobs who tried to drink like Churchill for a day. It didn’t got well for them.
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That video is 3 years old and they are lightweight piss ants. They barely drink it all. The only thing I can give them credit for is that they were on the grift train before most.

They were normal in the statistical sense on intake before they embarked on their challenge. It's easy to spot because after only a few drinks they were severely impaired, a regular every day drinker, above 3 units of intake wouldn't touch the sides that early on. Send help, for sure, for their useless careers.

EDIT: If you are gonna do a tribute, do a Hunter S. Thompson breakfast and do it properly, for fucks sake.
 
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TORtlEMUStRaNSUS said:
Some are saying that this is going to causing him to kill himself or some other drama, but I absolutely disagree.
Cobes is selfish to the end. He will cry on camera, maybe, and use it as an excuse to drink. But ultimately he will never put anything before his own immediate pleasure. He will not change his ways, he will not go to an extreme (beyond drinking). He will hop on by next week with another food hack, muttering to himself about Ozzy RIP just like he does Aaron and Walt.
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Just pointing out that I was completely correct, not that it would take Nostradamus to foresee this future.
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
That video is 3 years old and they are lightweight piss ants. They barely drink it all. The only thing I can give them credit for is that they were on the grift train before most.

They were normal in the statistical sense on intake before they embarked on their challenge. It's easy to spot because after only a few drinks they were severely impaired, a regular every day drinker, above 3 units of intake wouldn't touch the sides that early on. Send help, for sure, for their useless careers.

EDIT: If you are gonna do a tribute, do a Hunter S. Thompson breakfast and do it properly, for fucks sake.
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Combine that with the Joey Diaz diet for a real challenge.
 
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