🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I’m not sure how chaturbate works, but I assume it’s like any other whore but on the internet. Do we know he spends money on these e-thots or is it more people making shit up? I wouldn’t be surprised either way but there is a sea of porn out there and he doesn’t have to spend a dime to get his cobra to spit its venom
 
Bixby Snyder said:
I’m not sure how chaturbate works, but I assume it’s like any other whore but on the internet. Do we know he spends money on these e-thots or is it more people making shit up? I wouldn’t be surprised either way but there is a sea of porn out there and he doesn’t have to spend a dime to get his cobra to spit its venom
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I don't think there are receipts of him tipping tokens, but this is a guy who saved up to purchase multiple sex toys like dolls and pocket pussies, of which he attempted to also repair or fraudulently claim to have been stolen.

If the boy can Door Dash and subscribe to Nugenix, it's not farfetched to infer he's paid for some chaturbate tokens or tips.

Here's this blast from the past, lol:

 
Bixby Snyder said:
I’m not sure how chaturbate works, but I assume it’s like any other whore but on the internet. Do we know he spends money on these e-thots or is it more people making shit up? I wouldn’t be surprised either way but there is a sea of porn out there and he doesn’t have to spend a dime to get his cobra to spit its venom
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I wanna say that Bitesize talked about his economy and how much he'd spent on chaturbate coins w/e they're called, to tip the camwhores, but which video summary and which month/year it was I couldn't say. It's probably the only time he actually tips.
 
I enjoyed this nugget of wisdom from last night's Video Responce:

"It's kind of hypocritical, but like the thing about hypocrisy is it takes two people to be a hypocrite. You know, at least one or two. Neither here nor there."

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It's truly baffling to me that he doesnt still make wands.
Maybe he doesn't have his lathe machine anymore? that was a couple of apartments ago and it probably broke/got lost in the move
also i'm pretty sure he never actually learned how to use it.

Either way, just go outside and pick up some fucking sticks, dip them in green paint, wrap some leather on them and sell that shit for 100$
Like I know it's Cobra we're talking about here, who knows why he does or doesnt do things.
But goddamn. That shit would be free money for him.
 
bookers said:
It's truly baffling to me that he doesnt still make wands.
Maybe he doesn't have his lathe machine anymore? that was a couple of apartments ago and it probably broke/got lost in the move
also i'm pretty sure he never actually learned how to use it.

Either way, just go outside and pick up some fucking sticks, dip them in green paint, wrap some leather on them and sell that shit for 100$
Like I know it's Cobra we're talking about here, who knows why he does or doesnt do things.
But goddamn. That shit would be free money for him.
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yeah but the local yutes would laugh at him dood
 
lebean said:
I don't think there are receipts of him tipping tokens, but this is a guy who saved up to purchase multiple sex toys like dolls and pocket pussies, of which he attempted to also repair or fraudulently claim to have been stolen.

If the boy can Door Dash and subscribe to Nugenix, it's not farfetched to infer he's paid for some chaturbate tokens or tips.

Here's this blast from the past, lol:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=12nh9PY5Sas
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I’m still dumb founded that the boy just shoots ropes on his carpet like it’s a peep show booth. Absolute boglim hours.
 
Potion_Time said:
I’m still dumb founded that the boy just shoots ropes on his carpet like it’s a peep show booth. Absolute boglim hours.
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you see selling carpet isnt a very lucrative business, selling carpet with a gothic bad boys cum all over it number 1 company on the fortune 500 right there. haters of goth music like ozzy (rip), johnny cash and santana like you will never understand. enjoy eating our dust while we eat the dankest food hacks

FUCK RAPE FUCK SICKOS FUCK TROLES
 
Joey42069666 said:
KCLLM: If anyone want's the source Cobra files please message me. For all the hundreds of hours of youtoobs video he's recorded there is only 20Mb ( 20M 1 Jul 00:01 notebook_sources_by_date.tar.gz) of compressed text dialog.
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Can this thing identify videos where certain events take place? Just as an example, could you ask it which video it was where Cobra was sent green curry via doordash?
 
lebean said:
Ah, my brain read this as baked Gobread Gilfred Biago.
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With the voice actor for Jafar. Admittedly again flatbread is fitting for the Arabian setting of Aladdin.

Cobra rules our sad lives so hard, where trole or cool cobra.

Earlier at work I almost put "in the near distant future" in an email.
 
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