🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Praise squeezers magic, his and Chauncey's laughter makes me tear up from laughing. So infectious. Also BPF, TMDWU.
 
PixarsTedKennedy said:
I hope if Seizure ever gets burned out he moves on to another cow.
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If anyone here gets burned out on Cobra, another music/junkfood weirdo on YouTube that kinda fills Cobra's niche is Jerry Bank. He occasionally goes crazy and deletes all his videos. Here's my favorite of his shorter videos that I've got saved:

And the thumbnail from this reupload is where I got my current profile pic:
These videos of him being really weird are kinda rare. Most of his content is songs and junkfood reviews. Just like with Cobra, there's large signal-to-noise ratio but when he hits, he hits.
 
Pascal's Wagie said:
These videos of him being really weird are kinda rare.
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If I were a betting man, I'd say the weird comes out when he's forgotten to take his meds. The oversharing, repeating specific details, combined with the "I'm confused" screams schizo to me.

Also, claiming his 2L of phlegm is brain fluid sounds like paranoia. That or he's got a really big brain. Subscribed.
 
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Umaibae said:
At least Bogchron had the sense to stop putting in his own live stream comments into his edits when people called him out for being a loser weirdo for self-congratulating his own attempts at being funny. That’s really my only take on this Cobra Content Creator Kerfluffle.

I will, however, accept @SeizureRobot5000 laughing at his own jokes because his laugh is cute. :oops: (Holla at yr girl, Seizure.)
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I’m just glad that he stopped splitting his cooking video edits in too parts because Josh was waiting 12 hours for his food to cool down.
 
I'm not mad, I'm not angry, I just want to point out that I offer to make content for Cobes and get called an autistic faggot.

Is that gate keeping? Should there be less content?
 
DatBepisTho said:
It's been a bad week for childhoods, man.

-On a lighter note, was thinking today that a meatloaf is basically a boglim food hack already. If the guy could work a fucking oven, imagine the bogloaf.
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Thank the lord Cobes cannot work an oven, lest he burn his trailer to the ground after passing out drunk while baking weed brownies.
 
Buckaroo said:
Shut up you autistic faggot.
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Do you do photoshop? Do you do shotcut? Premier? What do you do? Can you help me learn Blender? Cause that's what I'm on. I mean no poison in this but the nigger with the least to offer is the first to cry. Why did you do? Did you do a video? I can shitpost 50+ posts of my edits in this threads. What can you do?
 
Mushroom King said:
I'm not mad, I'm not angry, I just want to point out that I offer to make content for Cobes and get called an autistic faggot.

Is that gate keeping? Should there be less content?
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You're primary mistake was formatting the poll in such a way that responses need to be posts. Non-staff polls are always stickers cuz we're lazy. Can't rate on a spectrum, but it's better than nothing. It's like this:
:like: for PRAISE
:feels:for COBRA'S
:winner:for MAGIC
Now please participate in my poll.
 
Pascal's Wagie said:
You're primary mistake was formatting the poll in such a way that responses need to be posts. Non-staff polls are always stickers cuz we're lazy. Can't rate on a spectrum, but it's better than nothing. It's like this:
:like: for PRAISE
:feels:for COBRA'S
:winner:for MAGIC
Now please participate in my poll.
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You're right, I'm new to this.
 
Okay, this made me laugh a bit.

Here's the wand and assortment of goods that Cobra shipped out probably recently when his account was in the negative:

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Honestly, is this bundle from Cobracraft Wands LLC really worth $444 ($500)?

No.

However, I give Josh kudos for shipping it out (albeit weeks later), perforating some paper, signing it legibly sorta', writing his best English, music (retrotech), and throwing in themed items and a hat that didn't fit his head properly.

All things considered, this is pretty good for today's Cobra. The fan seemed to like it.

I just hope he really cleaned it well if it really was NAL's old wand. Yuck. Dip that shit in a vat of ethy alcohol and hydrochloric acid, if so, please. Cast 5x Circles of Protection thereafter. Hagraven herpes.
 
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cobra fucker said:
I don't know anything about this wetawd, but Tar Man is live and reacting to Cobra's latest videos.
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It’s not worth watching him. He adds nothing original, picks fights with other cowtubers, and is a sicko lolicon. Fuck sickos doodt.

EDIT: (regarding the post above me as to not double post)

So Cobes is willing to put in the effort to ship that out yet he hasn’t shipped Beverly’s wand out? At least people were saying in one of his latest streams that he still hasn’t shipped it out.
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
So Cobes is willing to put in the effort to ship that out yet he hasn’t shipped Beverly’s wand out? At least people were saying in one of his latest streams that he still hasn’t shipped it out.
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Oh damn, really!? I never caught on if Beverly got her wand yet. I recall Cobra saying he sent it out, but could be wrong. The folks in chat might be troles trying to piss him off. Beverly is an easy name to repeat since it was a rare time he identified the customer on a video, haha. 😆 Better send out Beverly's wand, boy!
 
ASeabear8952 said:
It’s not worth watching him. He adds nothing original, picks fights with other cowtubers, and is a sicko lolicon. Fuck sickos doodt.
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Yeah, what a waste of time. After watching him for 20 minutes, he doesn't even acknowledge there is a Cobra video playing behind him.
 
New Chillin', 'Toobz.
ClintNotes:
  • Josh is planning an Ozzy tribute track that he'll release for free(he stole a beat from someone). How generous!
  • Mispronounces Mangione as "Man-gone".
  • He's about a quarter-cup away from the bottom of his Fleischman's vodka. Better not be getting kidney failure, BOY!
  • Heavy Ozzy looping. Talks about how Hogan got cancelled for saying the Hard R "On TV" (He did it in a leaked conversation about his daughter dating a black guy) and he tries to brush it off as "Something white guys sometimes do". Pretty funny.
  • "If Sharon and Ozzy were racist they wouldn't have hired a black security guard".
  • Double standards about the N word, compares it to phrases like "slut", "cunt" and "whore".
  • Surprisingly based tangent about how female-on-male domestic violence is seldom talked about.
  • Josh found another "smaller" bottle of Everclear tucked behind his iMac a fan sent him. "It's enough to get the job done..."
  • The Fleischman's was doordashed to him the day Ozzy died, so he managed to down the entire bottle across 4 days.
  • JESSICA BOYLE callout.
  • Not familiar with Hulk Hogan that much, but he said he enjoyed women's pro wrestling.
  • Confirms that the comments are staying OFF. Get blocked, trole.
  • The next album needs two more songs, a name, and cover art. Says he's planning to pivot to his story next.
  • "My troles are the way they are because they have no love in their life"
  • Mixes up "Empathetic" and "Spastic".
  • "Spotted Dick" into "Pirate Hooker" true combo. I think Josh thought he was going live here.
  • Loops on the Pirate Hooker standup routine. Do you think he tells these to his therapist?
  • Return of the legendary "Horse locks and keys" non-joke.
  • Josh continues his stand-up routine for about the ending half of the video.
  • Eventually Josh devolves to 1st-grade jokes, circles back to Ozzy and confirms he's been on a drunken bender for the last 4 days. The video ends abruptly after he makes a porn joke.
 
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