🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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DatBepisTho said:
It's been a bad week for childhoods, man.

-On a lighter note, was thinking today that a meatloaf is basically a boglim food hack already. If the guy could work a fucking oven, imagine the bogloaf.
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Bro he already made meatloaf, and he sliced jalapenos lengthwise and left the core and the seeds in it
 
Mister Uno said:
We need more Kiwis to make supercuts instead of giving fags like Bogchron views.
I would do it but I work too much.
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I work too much too. That's why I watch bogchron and use the highlight feature here.
I don't understand the hate of bog chron. He just happens to post it to youtube instead of here.
My thanks to him is my click, and view.
I don't see anything wrong with that.
 
Asmobaby said:
Well he does love AMERICA and who is more of a True and Honest American than the Hulkster, brother?
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I can’t think of a more heavenly tag team, brother!
 
I just thought of the "tipping the trailer over" arc while working and had a healthy laugh.
All I could imagine was some Squidbillies-style stuff where they flip the trailer vertically, there's a small explosion, and a big "GAWD-DAMN-it!"
Funniest shit the troles have done recently.
 
Your Landlord said:
I just thought of the "tipping the trailer over" arc while working and had a healthy laugh.
All I could imagine was some Squidbillies-style stuff where they flip the trailer vertically, there's a small explosion, and a big "GAWD-DAMN-it!"
Funniest shit the troles have done recently.
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its a funny though but fuck the sicko troles who scare josh with that
 
:gunt: I have a few questions. :gunt:

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1. On a scale of 1 to 10, how performative is this charade of Cobes over Ozzy's demise?

2. On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate Josh's true level of grief over Ozzy's demise?

3. On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being a bleak and 10 being optimism, where do you predict we will find outselves in six months time?​


I could put together a super image of everyone's reactions and build some graphs.

I hope this post doesn't unintentionally get really grim. We're at a milestone, one a lot of were probably never think we would see.

For me - Not throwing shade, we've all been watching Josh for a long time now. Not saying he's a bad guy, he's just Cobes.

This kinda format :

1. 8 / 10
2. 5 / 10
3. 3 / 10
Not looking good!

Circle of Protection for our Boglim, I don't want him to suffer.

Mushroom King

🐍 In the Clock Tower Post in thread 'KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders'

ASMR - You overslept because of the rain so Josh decides to devour the egg roll banquet while it's still warm.

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That's enough ASMR for a while, I'll try making shorter memes. I'm still progressing the Cobraween video.
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Mushroom King

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ASMR - Josh is a good roommate and eats quietly while you sleep on the couch.

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Mushroom King

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Behold, Our King in all of his glory. I hope you all enjoy this.

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Cobra ASMR - You get eight uncut minutes of ASMR per twenty minute video.

Work is slow so I made this. I was going to add quiet music but I think this has soul.

You can see the emotions wash over him in rapid succession, it's a Cobroller Coaster of feelings.

After arriving home hours later and using headphones, I only just now realized how much farting is in this, I was using visual cues mostly. I truly thought it was the sound of wood budging.
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Enjoy CobraASMR while his spirit no doubt circumnavigates the intricate maze of Everclear.

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It'll be really funny to get like 20 responses and it's enough for a little 90 second powerpoint mp4 that's very cheery like a corporate team building exercise but it's the grim set of pastel charts showing Cobes is super fucked. I will continue to grow it even if people don't quote me, this could be a funny project.
 
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Cobes has sobbed on stream just thinking about people dying. I absolutely believe he would cry over Ozzy's death. As for his life this year nothing will change.
 
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Holy fuck, he doesn't even have strands. It's just pure skullet now.
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Getting some real "Beldar Clorhone from Coneheads fucks Sasquatch" vibes from the boy these days:

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The Tard Overseer said:
In short, what makes KingCobraJFS so bad? Because there are much, much worse.
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He's not... bad. He's just as close to a real-life version of Toxie the Toxic Avenger mixed with Derek Smalls from This is Spinal Tap that he causes a lot of spergery and a-logging. Which is fucked. His milk is best left untouched and untainted.

Everyone who got him in trouble at jobs and with friends and family messed with the pure, undiluted primo milk that we could have had from King Cobra during his heyday. They are the enemy.
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
He’s said before that he and BPF might do Chris Chan stuff in the future, and he’s also interested in delving into DSP especially after the positive reactions he got from that DSP animation he did.
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As much as I love Seizure’s videos I have absolutely no interest in watching a Snake Bones style podcast about DSP. Animations are one thing but I couldn’t care less about deep dives into Phil.
 
All these recent deaths is a reminder to cherish those that are still with us toobz and make the most of it, even if it's a little autistic at times. One day they'll all be gone, and memories are all you'll have left.
 
Rasputinee said:
All these recent deaths is a reminder to cherish those that are still with us toobz and make the most of it, even if it's a little autistic at times. One day they'll all be gone, and memories are all you'll have left.
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Lolcows don’t really die. Not yet, and maybe not ever. They live on in memes, in rage threads, in reuploads nobody asked for. One day, when the screen goes dark and the uploads stop… it won’t matter. Because we’ll still remember.
Memes are forever. Lolcows live forever.
Don’t forget…
Kilroy was here.
 
Cobes losing Ozzy is the equivalent of Chris losing Patti the dog.

Yeah, I know he had an actual dog that he possibly poisoned with weed. I'm just sayin', toobz. It's the heart-retching sadness of something that was here that will no longer be. Cobes may be a retard, but the boy wears his heart on his sleeve.

Fuck the people that are giving him shit for being sad over Ozzy and fuck the person who sent him everclear. They're punching down on a guy that thought that fish was a dairy. I'm not MATI, I'm still just sayin' toobz.
 
Jobama said:
As much as I love Seizure’s videos I have absolutely no interest in watching a Snake Bones style podcast about DSP. Animations are one thing but I couldn’t care less about deep dives into Phil.
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Deep-diving Phil is a fast-track way to becoming an A-Log. Learn from what happened to ReviewTechUSA and consider not going down that road.
 
chromeBalloon said:
I don't understand the hate of bog chron. He just happens to post it to youtube instead of here.
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It's just shitty that he'll cut a clip of Cobra, censor any naughty words, then make a profit off of the weak edit. Like those other youtubers, he looks his gift horse in the mouth. They don't deserve any praise.
Maybe he has some other ventures, but all I know is he leeches off a retarded person for a living.
 
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