🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
The shit has warning labels saying only to use in mixed drinks. A shot straight can give you chemical burns.
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It’s sold as an “unfinished drink” that’s meant to be diluted. Be thankful someone didn’t buy him a case of grain alcohol. If he was desperate enough, he would drink 99% propanol too.
 
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Candover said:
A real simple thing Clint could do, since I’m sure Josh is on his phone plan, is just change his number. It’s inexpensive to do, and would end the constant texts he spends hours responding to daily. That is the most basic way to improve Josh’s mental state.

I’m completely baffled why Clunt hasn’t done this yet, because he sees just how frustrated and stressed it makes Josh to get all these harassing text messages constantly every day. He spends hours every day just doing voice to text paragraphs of responces to the most basic of insults.

Out of everything Clint could do to help the boy, this is both the simplest and most effective thing.
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Sorry bud, too busy planning out my Irish retirement, TMDWU
 
When I was 12, my dad picked me up from school early to get chicken burgers and broke the news that our dog died. I couldn't imagine a better way for Cobes to get the news. He seems to be taking it as well as he possibly could. Good work, Clint.
 
Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
I was wondering where the little “verified” thingy was. My bad.
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He has shadow clones too, and released them into the world like a deadbeat dad. Several of them have settle on the Farms.

Cobra's magic is novice compared to Xavier's but I must admit, his ability to conjure thunderstorms, cast that circle of protection buff and change the color of traffic lights to suit his whimsy is far more impressive than the "abilities" of that hedge wizard Peter Magic who appeared on Season 4. And to say nothing of the level of craftsmanship of the BOY's wands. While crude, he has managed to mass produce such powerful instruments of magic!
 
Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
I was wondering where the little “verified” thingy was. My bad.
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Have a Deagle Nation patch for your unwavering faith
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ZipDisk said:
Why are all of you fuckers shitting on this?

Cobes has very little, and his love for Ozzy has carried him over pits of despair that would break a saint.

Let cobes grieve. Ozzy meant a lot to him. Even if you think he's a poser.

Hell even if he only ever listened to Ozzy on a shithouse bar jukebox... Eh I'm fucked up right now I lost my train of thought.
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I know some cringe at those mourning the deaths of celebrities or pets, But at a certain level, I get it. And I can understand how it can hit somebody pretty hard. Rest easy, Prince of Darkness.
 
lebean said:
I can only imagine what the sight of a bloated Cobra slowly opening his door would be like.
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I've always wondered how Cobra managed to stay slim despite being an alcoholic boglim who eats only fast food. Now that he's getting puffy and his old t-shirts are starting to get tight, i think his metabolism is slowing down and he's FUCKED.
He has no self-discipline and he will never lose the weight, lmao.
 
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