🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q31oSB3VbI0Finally, RIP Ozzy. TWU. Sounds like he's been crying all morning, too.
It's an hour long, so the ClintNotes:
  • Speechless
  • Lots of Everclear
  • Was informed by Homedad Clint about Ozzy's passing, which is a good thing honestly
  • Random Sickos tangent
  • Does some A Capella Ozzy verses because he doesn't want to get copystriked
  • Josh mentions he's worried his kidneys "Won't survive"(Dialysis saga coming in nicely, toobz), which explains the usage of Gatorade to stay more hydrated.
  • Looping on Ozzy dying and how he feels on it
  • Josh is very unemotional on his idol dying. If he's going to therapy, is there a chance he's on SSRIs or something else to dull his senses?
  • Surprisingly, Josh pulls off a fair bit of Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath on his guitar. It's the most coherent thing I think he's ever played, and that includes The Star Spangled Banner.
  • New Cobraism: "Three wings to the wind"
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55:38-57:00 is fucking surreal when you remember that the boy cannot name more than a handful of Ozzy songs and that the extent of his knowledge about Ozzy comes from a reality TV show. It's goddamn bonkers to be this upset about a celebrity death.
 
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Cobes put on Ozzy videos during his RIP Ozzy video and experienced brief moments of pure retarded joy
 
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Wax said:
55:38-57:00 is fucking surreal when you remember that the boy cannot name more than a handful of Ozzy songs and that the extent of his knowledge about Ozzy comes from a reality TV show. It's goddamn bonkers to be this upset about a celebrity death.
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But this is not true.
 
Wax said:
55:38-57:00 is fucking surreal when you remember that the boy cannot name more than a handful of Ozzy songs and that the extent of his knowledge about Ozzy comes from a reality TV show. It's goddamn bonkers to be this upset about a celebrity death.
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Also ignores the fact that he is a Church of England member, and his father made crosses to protect the band from satanists and witches.
 
Candover said:
Heart of the Matter time: Will Josh be able to outlive Dani Filth, his true idol?
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Well Dani is 51, and I cannot recall him being a hardcore drinker or drug user. So its pretty good odds Dani beats him. He is also a fucking midget, not sure if that works in for or against him.
 
kc01 said:
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190 proof everclear from the bottom shelf out of a plastic bottle, TWU
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He's had those 2 everclear bottles for a while now. he was holding off drinking them until he ran out of everything else. He can't help himself from drinking it all because he's an addict, but you can tell he was trying to put it off for as long as possible.
 
Down From The Champions said:
Dare I say no phone is doing a fuckton of good for Cobra. You know his tribute video would be a lot more messy if he was receiving all those troll messages.
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This, so much. If Clint had insisted on getting Cobes a new phone number every time he's somehow accidentally revealed that kind of information, the boy would be in a much more stable place than where he is now. But that would be letting the trolls win and we can't have that.
I'm not gonna start a new "Groupdad bad Clinthome good" loop buuuuuuuuut there's so many obvious steps he could have taken to help protect Cobes, the obvious ones are unplugging the bog from the places the trolls troll him through.
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
this may be completely obvious, he's wearing glasses so he isn't showing his eyes cry

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Josh retold a story from high school that he gave a disabled girl a facial and how he was super cool for getting his dick sucked in high school. People from Josh's subreddit called him a predator (and probably a pedophile) for talking about this story but it's been heavily debated on how true the story is since Josh lies.... alot.
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I assume he keeps bringing it up because he is retarded and not him being a predator.
 
kc01 said:
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190 proof everclear from the bottom shelf out of a plastic bottle, TWU
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Perfect screen grab to match your pfp doodt. @kc01

Since Door Dash requires ID verification to receive alcohol. . . this explains why he mentions he talked to the of-age, alive, cis-gendered, female deliverer. As someone said earlier, he must be well known amongst the Door Dash Delivery Lodge of Casper, WY.

I can only imagine what the sight of a bloated Cobra slowly opening his door would be like.

In addition, as these orders are happening more frequently, it will be only a short while til' he tapes a new, poorly written, and illegible, note outside his clocktrailer:
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Looking forward to the new, "Danger! Beware of Goth!" sign, accompanied by some info, statements on sexual orientation, random nonsense, and instructions.
 
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PetiteFeet said:
This, so much. If Clint had insisted on getting Cobes a new phone number every time he's somehow accidentally revealed that kind of information, the boy would be in a much more stable place than where he is now. But that would be letting the trolls win and we can't have that.
I'm not gonna start a new "Groupdad bad Clinthome good" loop buuuuuuuuut there's so many obvious steps he could have taken to help protect Cobes, the obvious ones are unplugging the bog from the places the trolls troll him through.
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A real simple thing Clint could do, since I’m sure Josh is on his phone plan, is just change his number. It’s inexpensive to do, and would end the constant texts he spends hours responding to daily. That is the most basic way to improve Josh’s mental state.

I’m completely baffled why Clunt hasn’t done this yet, because he sees just how frustrated and stressed it makes Josh to get all these harassing text messages constantly every day. He spends hours every day just doing voice to text paragraphs of responces to the most basic of insults.

Out of everything Clint could do to help the boy, this is both the easiest and most effective thing.
 
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