🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I wonder, the day after the concert this month when Josh was opining something to the effect of "Ozzy's not done making music, when Ozzy comes back etc" was he just being relentlessly optimistic about Ozzy to own the troles or did he legit believe what he was saying.
 
I wonder, the day after the concert this month when Josh was opining something to the effect of "Ozzy's not done making music, when Ozzy comes back etc" was he just being relentlessly optimistic about Ozzy to own the troles or did he legit believe what he was saying.
I bet you there's a bunch of Master tapes of Ozzy stuff that was unfinished like with Michael Jackson, and they will milk it for years


LOL, the internet never lets you down...
 
I recently learned about a Ghost Festival that is put on once a year in China, where they feed the ghosts (not by consumption) and burn 'hell paper' with pictures of cars and smallgoods which somehow provides them to ghosts in the afterlife.
High chance we get a video of Cobes biting the head off of a live bat, TWU.
 
One of the funniest things I learned from a SB5K podcast was how Josh believes that all the food you eat and food you drink ends up available for ghosts, so if you don't consume they go hungry.
He formed that weird opinion when he thought his old building was haunted. He had this small arc where he would blame shit on the ghosts in his apartment and it finally culminated in him believing that there was a female ghost hanging around who he invited to rape him as he slept.

There are hundreds of these fantastic little
story arcs in his archive if you trawl through them and watch them. It requires patience and diligence, which is why gay clip channels will never cover it.
 
I feel like I’ve been duped into watching a retard for a decade, only for him to do nothing on what should have been a day of epic crashing out. Very disappointed. :(
 
I would like to sincerely apologise to Josh for my last comment, I could see how that would be interpreted as pro doxxing or utilising police resources to harass him. I meant to say Josh would be so distraught so someone better send the police to check. (Not being serious) I do not condone doxxing or swatting
 
Ozzy, Walt, Val Kilmer, Aryan Aaron, and Puff are all Josh's Force ghosts now. TWU Toobz

He’s a mentally retarded person whose dad introduced him to Ozzy when he was a young bog in his most formative years.
Josh got introduced to Ozzy in HS when he watched an interview with Dani Filth, the lead singer of Cradle of Filth (The boy's favorite band) who said Ozzy was one of his idols. He "gave him a chance" and the rest is history.
 
How did you manage to leave Homeboy Scotty out of the lineup?
Scotty is a Sith lord, everyone knows that. He uses his powers to steal tobacco out of Josh's ashtrays. That's also how he managed to reclaim the Pikachu blanket. He's also a master of the blade, due to his prowess at carving up floral chairs with katanas, while locked in battle with a hobo after (almost definitely Scotty) was caught trying to steal Josh's tobacco pipes.

Homeboy Scotty is the kind of guy that would rob you blind, then help you look for the culprit.
 
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