🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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ozzy is just hibernating. we will see him come spring time
Ozzy sheds his skin like a serpent slithering out of hibernation—worn, wild, and reborn. Each layer he peels away isn’t just age, it’s legend—faded leather soaked in decades of blood, sweat, and Black Sabbath.
 
Very cool of Saber Games to let Cobes cameo in the new Hellraiser game trailer.
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with David Lynch + now Ozzy made me realize just how many art/music legends we're gonna see pass away in the next 10-15 years...
 
with David Lynch + now Ozzy made me realize just how many art/music legends we're gonna see pass away in the next 10-15 years...
Not to be a little faggot and stereotypical girl, but Bowie and Bourdain dying are the only times I’ve cried over a celebrity.

I suspect Paul McCartney will be the only other one to really do that for me.
 
Not to be a little faggot and stereotypical girl, but Bowie and Bourdain dying are the only times I’ve cried over a celebrity.

I suspect Paul McCartney will be the only other one to really do that for me.
I didn’t even know him, but I cried for Paul Walker—something about the way it happened was just so vicious, so unfair.

Mick Jagger will outlive us all.
He is a sex vampire
 
He seems like a massive faggot outside of his cobra videos/docs
I've personally never cared for him out of all the Cobratubers. Yeah he's put down a lot of recap groundwork which is invaluable for those catching up, but him being audibly salty at Cobes spoils it in my eyes.

I remember he always seemed vaguely a loggy from the start, but when he started doing those "how much $$$ did Josh make" retrospectives, was when I lost a lot of respect for him. Why are you getting butthurt over some perma 14 year old hot topic goth wizard vietnam vet looking hobo drinking himself to death?

SeizureRobot5000 is the GOAT Cobratuber in my opinion. To the point he doesn't even have to do Cobes content, fuck look at that shit about The New Dance Show he did with Chauncey, that shit is solid platinum!

Circle of protection on Cobra's liver during this dark time.
 
He seems like a massive faggot outside of his cobra videos/docs
I tried watching one of his streams and straight away he came across as very a-loggy.
Boglim Chronicles > Bitesize
Bitesize makes solid documentaries, Bog Chron just does recaps and he’s an even bigger faggot (though I don’t have as big of a problem with him as others do), so disagree.
 
Not to be a little faggot and stereotypical girl, but Bowie and Bourdain dying are the only times I’ve cried over a celebrity.

I suspect Paul McCartney will be the only other one to really do that for me.
I cried for Chris Cornell and for Terry Funk, Roddy Piper, Dusty Rhodes and Macho Man Randy Savage because I'm a rasslefag but this one hurts, there is no metal without Ozzy(I know it's arguable, but who the fuck is simping for Earth these days?)

I know I never knew these people but a lot of them were hugely important in my life when I was a kid, same as all people I guess. Everyone has a celebrity or musician or whatever that's really important to them.

When Ric Flair dies, I'm calling out of work, getting super drunk and showing my penis to as many people as I can before I get arrested.

Edit: Forgot about Alexi Laiho, Children of Bodom were my first ever concert, I cried that day too.
 
BogChron comes off as a little cruel. I appreciate the work he puts in, but we don't need the assholes getting their jab in to enjoy Cobra.

PresidentViperSSI is my preferred Cobra curator. I hope he doesn't give up on it, views are low and it's been 7 months since last upload.
 
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