🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Five years ago this would’ve been an event.

Nowadays he’s too mentally and physically broken. He's probably sleeping with an empty bottle of vodka in his lap while everyone here is waiting for the stream. Y’all gonna be disappointed like always. Remember, nothing ever happens.
 
Radical Forum User 2000 said:
Wowwie a whole 10 minutes of shilling their t-shirts, they're just reading this thread and have no info, waste of time.
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Even Bitesize succumbed to the slop-stream grifting. Can't hate on him, he put a decent amount of effort over the years to document Cobra and his sagas, but i guess you can't put out that many videos when Cobra has almost nothing going on in his life.
The sloptubers are eating like fucking kings now, they will get a decent amount of Cobra content to put ads on, there's the Pirate Software drama that's basically printing money rn, and shit like World of T-Shirts, Nova Online, Topiachu, Cyrax that they never stop talking about despite most of it being mundane and boring.
 
On the plus side Sharron is single now go get it Cobra. I'm sure she remembers your gifts of tactical soap (to spice up their marriage lest we forget), cobra craft wand, and engraved bell
 
Where were the tears for Malcolm Jamal Warner? Josh Saunders doesn't care about black people.


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but I bet he loves that sicko Cosby
 
Bixby Snyder said:
How does everyone think Cobe's is going to make this all about him?
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He's going to do a woe is me video (stream is unlikely since he only does those when he needs cash) about all the bad shit that happened to him in the last few years (puff, nal, walt, etc.) And explain how ozzy dying made 2025 a bullshit year. He probably won't mention homeboy Aaron tbh, he probably forgot he died. I bet he will mention how he gets rejected by girls he has a crush on in regards to walt though.
 
That bitesize stream is garbage, it's just him flirting with his e-girlfriend. Seizure needs to go live so we have some actual content.
 
Radical Forum User 2000 said:
Wowwie a whole 10 minutes of shilling their t-shirts, they're just reading this thread and have no info, waste of time.
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Those are Exhumed’s shirts not Bitesize’s. Exhumed is Josh’s friend like Deathbed Tapes.

Btw if people want to watch something Cobra related Chauncey from Snake Bones has been live for the past couple of hours talking about Cobra since Ozzy died.
 
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