🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

Imagine Warlord trying to go take a shit in a woman's restroom, see how quickly he gets curbstomped by actual women in there. Yeah, nobody's buying the dude with a beard and shit trying to pass himself off as a "woman"

Don't worry his master, the owner of the GPS butt plug who knows where his ass is at all time will come to the rescue

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Warlord needs to go away forever, he's not funny to see. He's a loser who bums alcohol off an actual retard and prefers getting his anus fucked by other men, then providing for the many children he's abandoned. LOSER.

I mostly agree, but those recent offscreen appearances where he said “Mmniguimeh chiggen *AHUAGHUAGHUAGH*” while stealing Cobra’s ingredients mid-foodhack were pretty fucking great.

 

[NoosJunki]

I mostly agree, but those recent offscreen appearances where he said “Mmniguimeh chiggen *AHUAGHUAGHUAGH*” while stealing Cobra’s ingredients mid-foodhack were pretty fucking great.

He sounded that way because his mouth was full of chugging Cobra cawk because a mouth is a mouth ugnomesayin youtoob like you don't have to look down heheheheheh yeeeeeeth

 

[Thesumof41is5]

Where’s our boy been? I see his cameo is still set to “not available”, he must not have his phone working yet..
Hoping this isn’t the lull before we get a hospital bed update

 

[Agares]

Warlord needs to go away forever, he's not funny to see. He's a loser who bums alcohol off an actual retard and prefers getting his anus fucked by other men, then providing for the many children he's abandoned. LOSER.

If there’s ever an AIDS outbreak in Casper, we’ll immediately know who patient zero is.

 

[a secret one]

If there’s ever an AIDS outbreak in Casper, we’ll immediately know who patient zero is.

He's most likely the one to be the patient zero for Captain Trips...

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

Hang on, wasn't this also the town where Jeffree Starr ended up? Was this entire Wyoming town just settled by people who REALLY got into watching Brokeback Mountain or something?

Some rich and powerful folks have ranches in the general area of Casper, the most notable example being the Cheneys.

 

[DatBepisTho]

NGL the more I watch old Cobes the more I realize that Josh seems like the kid that even my weird-ass friend group would have kept at arm's length and would eventually regret pity-inviting to Mario Kart parties.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Warlord needs to go away forever, he's not funny to see. He's a loser who bums alcohol off an actual retard and prefers getting his anus fucked by other men, then providing for the many children he's abandoned. LOSER.

I dunno man, seeing Warmload try to shake hands with Cool Taste was pretty funny buuuuuut I agree he's a scumbag.

 

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

Where’s our boy been? I see his cameo is still set to “not available”, he must not have his phone working yet..
Hoping this isn’t the lull before we get a hospital bed update

He's been offline for like 3 days. I don't see how this is at all unusual. He's blacked out most of the time and blowing bogropes onto the bug chair the rest of the time, same as always.

 

[Nichlaos Gerson]

 

[Thesumof41is5]

Looks like i spoke a few hours too soon haha, oh boy i cant wait for his gender rant he says he has planned for later

 

[lebean]

Bog Bites

Food Review 7-21-25

https://youtu.be/CULfgI4dNbg?si=8-Xm794XYLoJQEUo

All the meats.
All the cheeses.
All the mayo packets.
All the mustard packets.
All the tooth aches.

Unfortunately, not from a fancy Italian deli, just the local discount grocery store, toobz. Shoutout to Albertson's in Casper, Wyoming, but not a sponsor.

The boy is trying to save up you know? He's still got to get that replacement phone, and still has to ship out that Etsy wand. Postage is expensive, doodt.

 

[Hennimore]

Not able to post the raw video file for some reason but here is the PreserveTube link for the above video: food review - 7/21/25

Only notable moments was Josh mentioning that he "hasn't been feeling hungry lately" and that he has been spending most of his time sleeping as of late. Also comments that the bread is "soft on his teeth".

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

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I didn't watch the video, so I don't know what he said about it, but just going off of the pictures, the boy looks to be in heaven.

I wish I could enjoy anything as much as this little weirdo enjoys a supermarket sub sandwich.

 

[cobra fucker]

I didn't watch the video, so I don't know what he said about it, but just going off of the pictures, the boy looks to be in heaven.

Those are not grimaces of ecstasy. The cold cuts probably hurt his teeth.

I hate to be a doomer, but Cobra not being hungry is a major red flag. Might just be depression. But someone really needs to get him to a doctor and get that kidney checked out.

 

[Candover]

Food Review 7-21-25
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CULfgI4dNbg

https://youtu.be/CULfgI4dNbg?si=8-Xm794XYLoJQEUo

All the meats.
All the cheeses.
All the mayo packets.
All the mustard packets.
All the tooth aches.

Unfortunately, not from a fancy Italian deli, just the local discount grocery store, toobz. Shoutout to Albertson's in Casper, Wyoming, but not a sponsor.

The boy is trying to save up you know? He's still got to get that replacement phone, and still has to ship out that Etsy wand. Postage is expensive, doodt.

Nothing like a pre-made deli sandwich from a grocery store you are banned from even entering the parking lot of. Is this a return to Covid where he just orders like 5 giant pre-made sandwiches from grocery stores at a time? Hopefully the lettuce factory won't have any shortages this time.

 

[lebean]

Nothing like a pre-made deli sandwich from a grocery store you are banned from even entering the parking lot of.

Hah! You just totally reminded me that he's indeed banned from the Albertson's.


(Possibly last known footage of him in a grocery store courtesy Yourfavoriteson's boring documentary..)

If he's going to Door Dash an Albertson's pre-made sandwich that's marked up, I just can't understand why he won't just assemble one himself with the same deli ingredients that would last 5 sandwiches.

Then again, I am also reminded of his financial understanding of Boglinomics.
The boy yearns for that motz, that proshootz, a real Sangweech. . but settles for the sad-wich instead.

 

[barrow greeter]

Imagine Warlord trying to go take a shit in a woman's restroom, see how quickly he gets curbstomped by actual women in there.

 

[Candover]

Hah! You just totally reminded me that he's indeed banned from the Albertson's.

If he's going to Door Dash an Albertson's pre-made sandwich that's marked up, I just can't understand why he won't just assemble one himself with the same deli ingredients that would last 5 sandwiches.

Then again, I am also reminded of his financial understanding of Boglinomics.

The boy yearns for that motz, that proshootz, a real Sangweech. . but settles for the sad-wich instead.

Josh doesn't understand the concept of portioning food. He thinks you need to add every ingredient you bought into a giant mound of slop that you slowly eat from over the course of a week. This is why he falls into the regarded idea that "groceries are more expensive than fast food", because he makes $60 slop meals with all the groceries at once.