🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Pink Hotel On The Corner said:
If Walt was exposed to Agent Orange then LN would have a VERY high chance of childhood cancer or severe deformities. My uncle was actually exposed to it and his daughter died very young.
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That's why LN's skin is so pale and her hair is jet-black, trole. It's a very serious condition that's side effects from Agent Orange. Get buh-locked.
 
3 things from the recent stream:

1: I'm happy Josh still thinks there's something after death and that he's reincarnated from famous people, you would think his outlook would be more nihilistic with his depression and extreme alcoholism

2: he still has and uses a ps3 as his only gaming system because he has a "minimalist" mindset and only plays gta 5

3: he's considering getting a sex doll again
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
I'm sorry I think the truth is he is the complete opposite of 'the only opinion that matter is his own". I honestly can not tell if it was sarcasm becuase its such a crazy thing to say.

Nearly everything he does is to cultivate what he thinks is a cool guy image. He drinks alcohol and clearly doesn't like the taste. Eats spicy foods to prove how tough he is. Makes up stories about smelling good, fan girls wanting him, and his magic working to get revenge on trolls. Brags about a 'alcohol and drug tolerance' . He gets angry when people say dumb shit like he needs permission to go live because he doesn't want to look like depends on clint. Same reason toddler pisses him off, or he hid the camera in the corner when got evicted to hide he was in clints basement. Hell, when he gets some money he likes to buy all his straphangers free pizza or KFC to make himself look like a 'big man'.

He's actually retarded so the whole 'he doesn't care' is really he isn't picking up on shit. Whenever someone directly says something negative he shuts off. Like when Homefelon Ian asked why the fuck he was talking about kids and sickos. He can't pick up cues that it's fucked up but when someone tells him direct he gets its not a good subject. He literally split that hair dye all over himself and went into work thinking they would be fine with it -- not that he said fuck it, I recongize this isn't acceptable and i'm going anyway. Him advertising his porn habit and jerking it on discord are about only maybe not give a fuck -- but I think that is more weird fucking fetish terrority.

I love cobes but he is literally ruled by people's opinion of him. I think he has different ideas of what is important but what he does has led him to this weird goth bad boy lifestyle.
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"He drinks alcohol and clearly doesn't like the taste"
I'm really late to this and I don't know how to quote specific bits, but people don't drink alcohol for the taste. Some people say they do and they are mental gymnasts/fags or pavlovs dogs. Cobes drinks alcohol because it makes him feel good. he did a drink combo where he mixed like 8 different nips with some beer and a fruity goth wine, and killed the glass. He'd drink everclear mixed with water if that was his only option
 
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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Finally a good place to get some dank ava grande art hacks toobz. Credit goes to u/FecalFear for most of these.
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A lot of people in this thread will (rightfully) shit on the old subreddit for all of the alogging but when it got shut down tons of artwork and OC were lost with it. Wether you like it or not the subreddit was the hub for the Cobra community and now that it’s gone there is a void that hasn’t been filled.
 
Jobama said:
A lot of people in this thread will (rightfully) shit on the old subreddit for all of the alogging but when it got shut down tons of artwork and OC were lost with it. Wether you like it or not the subreddit was the hub for the Cobra community and now that it’s gone there is a void that hasn’t been filled.
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You speak the truth here Cobro; sometimes I occasionally try and go back to see if the subreddit had returned due to old original links. I have favorited threads that still lead to nowhere.

I see people still frequent the https://theboglim.com/, and the site refers back to the recent art sub mentioned, though others here can probably give better details as to why there are issues with the admin/community over there.

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Retreaded Tire said:
He still seems like a faggot reddit gaylog though. I'm gonna tell him to neck himself just to be safe.
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If theres one thing those reddits did right it was the artwork. As the fags piled in it slowly faded to nothingness but god I love me some fucking weirdos who draw Cobra.

lebean said:
Ugh, I've been enjoying Cobra's mood recently.

Despite all the setbacks with SSI, phone, etc. He was slowly (okay impossibly sluggish even) creeping back into apartment wizard-form again -- showing some wit and humility here and there.

The recent doordashing that woke him from his Hyperboglim Time Chamber, brought out some deep, primordial PTSD from the NAL days or something. He might loop on this for a while. Boy is now paranoid even further against the world.

Truly some fuckery here was at hand, toobs.
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The loop has always been a part of his deal going all the way back to the Green Basement days, he's looped about gender relations, demons, something that pissed him off (I encourage people who don't know about The KingCobraJFS Archive to check it out).....but as he's grown older, huffed more and drank more he's completely blown his fucking brain out the window. He loops for hours and hours now, saying the same things over and over because his brain can't actually figure out how to form new thoughts. Cobra has just spent years actual decades cuckolding his brain to the point where he's just regurgitating the same 10-15 things he's heard from other people without really understanding it to a significant degree.

In a lot of ways, he's like a crow. They just mimic human sounds. I can't think of anything MORE goth than that, all he'd have to do is master being a pretentious faggot who owns bandanas well into his late 30s and he's set.

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'Ole Dente said:
In a lot of ways, he's like a crow. They just mimic human sounds. I can't think of anything MORE goth than that,
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Nothing can be more goth than Seizure interviewing Cobra about him giving hard boiled eggs to the birds and crows of Casper, Wyoming.
 
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Do we know of any doordashers shaking down the BOY for tips?
I was on r/doordash and they all bitch at people for tipping less than $5. They will take the order but not deliver it- they text the customer basically extorting them for a higher tip if they want the delivery.

You would think he would be blacklisted by now. I doubt Casper has an infinite supply of dashers.
 
Retreaded Tire said:
Do we know of any doordashers shaking down the BOY for tips?
I was on r/doordash and they all bitch at people for tipping less than $5. They will take the order but not deliver it- they text the customer basically extorting them for a higher tip if they want the delivery.

You would think he would be blacklisted by now. I doubt Casper has an infinite supply of dashers.
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It works both ways, you can report delivery people for that and they get kicked off the app quick smart.
 
Stolen Valor arc regarding Walt? Imagine how much he'd spend out if it was found out he's been lying to him for over a decade. Like all the pictures he showed him of are him just in a uniform on a base because he was right at the tail end of the draft? "No trole look at that cut by his eye he said that was when a Charlie in a tree top tried shooting his eye out!"
Pink Hotel On The Corner said:
If Walt was exposed to Agent Orange then LN would have a VERY high chance of childhood cancer or severe deformities. My uncle was actually exposed to it and his daughter died very young.
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youngestniggaincharge said:
"He drinks alcohol and clearly doesn't like the taste"
I'm really late to this and I don't know how to quote specific bits, but people don't drink alcohol for the taste. Some people say they do and they are mental gymnasts/fags or pavlovs dogs. Cobes drinks alcohol because it makes him feel good. he did a drink combo where he mixed like 8 different nips with some beer and a fruity goth wine, and killed the glass. He'd drink everclear mixed with water if that was his only option
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If you're phone posting, then highlight the area you want to quote, then click where it says +QUOTE, afterwards go to the bottom where you start a post, hit insert quotes (that button won't show up until you have atleast one quote saved in a queue), and then wait for a list of quotes you have saved in that queue.


Pink Hotel On The Corner said:
If people are gonna fuck with Cobra, can they at least PAY the delivery drivers and not bring other hardworking people into their dumb jokes.
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Probably do it to keep animosity high with the drivers and Cobra. With how often he uses delivery services damn near every driver has to know going to that address leaves you with nothing. The glass tappers are probably expecting a driver just waiting for his 13th reason.
 
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Jobama said:
A lot of people in this thread will (rightfully) shit on the old subreddit for all of the alogging but when it got shut down tons of artwork and OC were lost with it. Wether you like it or not the subreddit was the hub for the Cobra community and now that it’s gone there is a void that hasn’t been filled.
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The artwork was by far the best part of the sub. Cobes and DSP detractors have some of the best artists of any lolcow following, bar none.
 
Orkeosaurus said:
The problem with Cobes hanging out with vets is he's so gullible and could easily be taken advantage of by one. Walts story to my knowledge hasn't been verified and the kind of action movie shit a stolen valor dude would want to emulate (Vietnam sniper hurt by agent orange). So honestly him hanging out with vets is probably not the best idea because next thing you know he's on the hook for a Super Bowl spread.
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Hate double posting BUUUUUUUT. One of the worst things Clunt ever did to the boy is reinforce his incredible gullibility as "generosity". You could tell him it's written on the ceiling and he'd stank face stare up looking for it. "Praise cobra's magic" the "fangirls" all of Scotty's catfishing, the list goes on.
Harking back to the early days of the first apartment, he was being taken advantage of by every bum and dreg of Casper WY mooching off him and turning his one bedroom box into a flop house with half a dozen homeless junkies crashing there to the point where it put him in danger of eviction. How did Clint spin it? "Oh he's such a great guy he's so giving and charitable!"
Who can say for sure if it's Clint's cope that got passed down from nips to bog, Lord knows if you try telling the boy something he'll do the opposite out of spite. But daddy dearest really set the boy up for failure by not only giving him zero defense against being taken advantage of, but actively teaching him that it's a good thing to be "generous" and used like that.
 
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