🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Orkeosaurus]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LXL5_tc8UyY:93

Are my pipe thoughts unsound?
...I don't see...any pipe thoughts...at all sir.

 

[pooterino]

White Bowser

Shit, not trying to derail The King's thread but does anyone know what The White Bowser is up to these days? Haven't heard much about him and I miss Earl... that thilly bith... He was a weal lolcow. Has he tried groping any other teenage titties recently? Or admitted to watching more Tawawawawawawawa on a Monday?

 

[Angry Shoes]

Shit, not trying to derail The King's thread but does anyone know what The White Bowser is up to these days? Haven't heard much about him and I miss Earl... that thilly bith... He was a weal lolcow. Has he tried groping any other teenage titties recently? Or admitted to watching more Tawawawawawawawa on a Monday?

🎭 Dramacow Post in thread 'Earl Dube / EarlDube93 / The White Bowser'

Feb 20, 2025

Don't forget even with the 18 and not 17 thing the very reason he became a target was due to his taste in anime.

It kinda makes me wonder though if people like Cow Wrangler, Zippity and their pedo trans group deflated the age to create a distraction.

Earl still absolutely deserved it for many reasons (one of them just being that he groped someone regardless of age) but the tin foil hat in me thinks there's something a little deeper to why they fed that info to smokey.

Seeing as everytime I have said this in a comment in one of Smokey or Kiwi's videos and the fact that they...

• Average CEO Respecter

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He has a thread here.

 

[cobra fucker]

New food hack is up. More Jimmy Dean's.

Really sucks how his sound has been fucked up ever since he adjusted some audio balance setting 3 streams ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INEu4UIQStY

 

[lebean]

"Cool cobras, we gonna' show you how to do a dank food hack with Jimmy Dean's stuffed hashbrown and breakfast croissant, ever so delicately, toobz."

All the meats. All the cheeses. All the Buffalo sauces.

"To quote one of my favorite Italian food content creators, 'Eat, and enjoy life!'" TWU.

https://youtu.be/INEu4UIQStY?si=QnbPm7J8T0jJBgAf

He said he's been up all night partying with fans? You mean his chat or did some goobers come over?

 

[Earl of Slander]

He has a thread here.

So does Average CEO Respecter. That account is a sock of Tyler Kolbe, aka Joshua Roberts.

At risk of derailing this thread, just know that he's well known to be a massive liar. So take any post from him with a 50lb bag of salt. Tyler is a schizo White Bowser alog, and among many other retarded exploits, he thinks he's going to be the next Liz Fong-Jones and take down Kiwi Farms with his ChatGPT lawyer.

You'll notice in his many emails to Null linked below, he signs them both with his real name and Average CEO Respecter.

Thread '2025-05-15 - Tyler Kolbe: Complaints, DMCA, and subsequent mass DMCA.'

May 22, 2025

Tyler Kolbe has been harassing me by email for months so I'm publishing correspondence following a GoFundMe he started trying to allege harassment.

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Temp ban for trying to get a thread back on topic
March 31st, 2025
From: Geno Ikaro <thewhitebowserarchives@gmail.com>
To: admin@kiwifarms.net

Hello,

So apparently moderator Useful_Mistake decided to have a temper tantrum and gave me a ban until the 10th at 5 pm EST. The reason? I was reporting posts mainly for being off topic and/or irrelevant in the Jessica Boyle/NakedandLaughing thread. Mind you, this thread won...

• Null

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Here's Tyler's very own KF thread.

💪 Tough Guys Post in thread 'Tyler Kolbe / AlexJacobii / Joshua Roberts / JoshuaRoberts / Weg / whancechilkins / TheKowgaGwopa / InternalPoop / AMVW & So many more'

May 23, 2025

Tyler has claimed on many occasions all over the internet that farmer @anliteralidiot has swatted him. Here's one of example:


Tyler is a liar though. Attached below are all of the police reports, booking cards, and court dockets related to Tyler.
Here's an archive of the attached reports.

Tyler Kolbe has never once been swatted.

Here are the lists of said documents from the FOIA requests, proving there is nothing else on him that I would be trying to hide.
NOTE: I have not included the redaction letter since it just lists vague reasons why...

• Earl of Slander

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[ASeabear8952]

So does Average CEO Respecter. That account is a sock of Tyler Kolbe, aka Joshua Roberts.

At risk of derailing this thread, just know that he's well known to be a massive liar. So take any post from him with a 50lb bag of salt. Tyler is a schizo White Bowser alog, and among many other retarded exploits, he thinks he's going to be the next Liz Fong-Jones and take down Kiwi Farms with his ChatGPT lawyer.

You'll notice in his many emails to Null linked below, he signs them both with his real name and Average CEO Respecter.

Thread '2025-05-15 - Tyler Kolbe: Complaints, DMCA, and subsequent mass DMCA.'

May 22, 2025

Tyler Kolbe has been harassing me by email for months so I'm publishing correspondence following a GoFundMe he started trying to allege harassment.

---

Temp ban for trying to get a thread back on topic
March 31st, 2025
From: Geno Ikaro <thewhitebowserarchives@gmail.com>
To: admin@kiwifarms.net

Hello,

So apparently moderator Useful_Mistake decided to have a temper tantrum and gave me a ban until the 10th at 5 pm EST. The reason? I was reporting posts mainly for being off topic and/or irrelevant in the Jessica Boyle/NakedandLaughing thread. Mind you, this thread won...

• Null

Reactions: x 25 x 21 x 18 x 3 x 4 x 1

Here's Tyler's very own KF thread.

💪 Tough Guys Post in thread 'Tyler Kolbe / AlexJacobii / Joshua Roberts / JoshuaRoberts / Weg / whancechilkins / TheKowgaGwopa / InternalPoop / AMVW & So many more'

May 23, 2025

Tyler has claimed on many occasions all over the internet that farmer @anliteralidiot has swatted him. Here's one of example:


Tyler is a liar though. Attached below are all of the police reports, booking cards, and court dockets related to Tyler.
Here's an archive of the attached reports.

Tyler Kolbe has never once been swatted.

Here are the lists of said documents from the FOIA requests, proving there is nothing else on him that I would be trying to hide.
NOTE: I have not included the redaction letter since it just lists vague reasons why...

• Earl of Slander

Reactions: x 6 x 1 x 1 x 1

Some of you here may also recognize him as a NAL a-log and he also once willingly admitted to being the one that called the cops on Cobes when he went outside with a fake gun while he was still living in the Conquistadors.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Cool cobras, we gonna' show you how to do a dank food hack with Jimmy Dean's stuffed hashbrown and breakfast croissant, ever so delicately, toobz.

All the meats. All the cheeses. All the Buffalo sauces.

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https://youtu.be/INEu4UIQStY?si=QnbPm7J8T0jJBgAf

He said he's been up all night partying with fans? You mean his chat or did some goobers come over?

"We got some of that Franks Red Hot Buffalo sauce"
It sure doesn't look like it Josh.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Just thought I'd let you whatever you Cobes fans call yourself know. You've got a paypig ween from the DSP sphere setting his sights on Cobes

Iron Chef Sakai (ICS) or as PPP called him "Iron Chef Cuckai" was a paypig that appeared during May 2024 for DSP and would dump thousands a week on Phil to get him to do what he wanted. He's probably gonna try doing the same with Cobes. He only left Phil cause Phil has oppositional defiant disorder (ODD) and ICS just wanted to ween, so Phil eventually set him to ban on sight. And you can tell this type of guy wants attention cause he tried becoming a detractor the first time he broke up with Phil, but the detractors didn't want him in the community. He supposedly sold a tech start up and has a lot of money to blow. Don't know if it's true or not.

Just wanted to let you guys know to be prepared for this ween.

 

[HiveDull]

Is his AC broke or something? I refuse to believe that he's going shirtless to show off his guns. There must be another reason because the dog chair must be scratchy and gross from all the booze and snot that he's covered over it.

 

[RollingRock2]

Just thought I'd let you whatever you Cobes fans call yourself know. You've got a paypig ween from the DSP sphere setting his sights on Cobes
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Iron Chef Sakai (ICS) or as PPP called him "Iron Chef Cuckai" was a paypig that appeared during May 2024 for DSP and would dump thousands a week on Phil to get him to do what he wanted. He's probably gonna try doing the same with Cobes. He only left Phil cause Phil has oppositional defiant disorder (ODD) and ICS just wanted to ween, so Phil eventually set him to ban on sight. And you can tell this type of guy wants attention cause he tried becoming a detractor the first time he broke up with Phil, but the detractors didn't want him in the community. He supposedly sold a tech start up and has a lot of money to blow. Don't know if it's true or not.

Just wanted to let you guys know to be prepared for this ween.

Cobes is way less pliable than DSP, this guy wont donate for long if he's after content.

 

[Fozzy Osbourne]

🎭 Dramacow Post in thread 'Earl Dube / EarlDube93 / The White Bowser'

Feb 20, 2025

Don't forget even with the 18 and not 17 thing the very reason he became a target was due to his taste in anime.

It kinda makes me wonder though if people like Cow Wrangler, Zippity and their pedo trans group deflated the age to create a distraction.

Earl still absolutely deserved it for many reasons (one of them just being that he groped someone regardless of age) but the tin foil hat in me thinks there's something a little deeper to why they fed that info to smokey.

Seeing as everytime I have said this in a comment in one of Smokey or Kiwi's videos and the fact that they...

• Average CEO Respecter

Reactions: x 3

He has a thread here.

I mean grain of salt blah blah self dox: I Saw Earl Dube at the grocery a few weeks ago (Meijer 23 and gratiot) I bought myself Chipotle for my self control. I always joke about seeing a cow for real, but I saw the shitter not 20 feet from me. I didn't want to become a cow myself, so I let it be. Some days I still regret it; I for real LOATHE Earl Dube, and I squandered an opportunity to do society a favor. Also he has a strange musk to him; It's like funions and soap. If I could afford bail, I would have absolutely mollywopped his smug fucking face. He walks around with that damn smirk on his face. Cows normally don't make me mad like that, but like he just giggled and shrugged off sexual assault. That doesn't sit right with me end of day.

 

[cobra fucker]

Just thought I'd let you whatever you Cobes fans call yourself know. You've got a paypig ween from the DSP sphere setting his sights on Cobes
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We're cool cobras.

At least he's giving out memberships. The 5-minute chat really sucks.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I mean grain of salt blah blah self dox: I Saw Earl Dube at the grocery a few weeks ago (Meijer 23 and gratiot) I bought myself Chipotle for my self control. I always joke about seeing a cow for real, but I saw the shitter not 20 feet from me. I didn't want to become a cow myself, so I let it be. Some days I still regret it; I for real LOATHE Earl Dube, and I squandered an opportunity to do society a favor. Also he has a strange musk to him; It's like funions and soap. If I could afford bail, I would have absolutely mollywopped his smug fucking face. He walks around with that damn smirk on his face. Cows normally don't make me mad like that, but like he just giggled and shrugged off sexual assault. That doesn't sit right with me end of day.

So you live in Shelby township, and you're okay with just doxing that information?

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

There must be another reason because the dog chair must be scratchy and gross from all the booze and snot that he's covered over it.

Wrong yet again, trole. The dog chair is actually nicely plush and comfortable with a smooth, lightly sticky surface exclusively because of the snot and booze and throw up and Monster and genetic brand Mtn Dew plastering its threads.

 

[Strictly Confidential]

Wrong yet again, trole. The dog chair is actually nicely plush and comfortable with a smooth, lightly sticky surface exclusively because of the snot and booze and throw up and Monster and genetic brand Mtn Dew plastering its threads.

That combination sounds so fucking vile. Also from the last food hack vid I watched, I noticed he loves wiping his hands and mouth on his shirt a lot, the transfer of smells on that thing yuuuuuck. That chair needs to be set on fire and a circle of protection put on the spot it sat.

 

[Elizabeth Bathory]

That combination sounds so fucking vile. Also from the last food hack vid I watched, I noticed he loves wiping his hands and mouth on his shirt a lot, the transfer of smells on that thing yuuuuuck. That chair needs to be set on fire and a circle of protection put on the spot it sat.

Imagine how crusty all of his belongings and furniture are, booze, vomit, BO caked everywhere

 

[cobra fucker]

I noticed he loves wiping his hands and mouth on his shirt a lot, the transfer of smells on that thing yuuuuuck.

Now that he is a shirtless being, all those missed nutrients will be absorbed through his hairy gut.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He only left Phil cause Phil has oppositional defiant disorder (ODD) and ICS just wanted to ween

He'll have an even harder time with Cobies. All he knows is booze, food hacks and Wendussy. If it's paid for, leave it at the door.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Is his AC broke or something? I refuse to believe that he's going shirtless to show off his guns. There must be another reason because the dog chair must be scratchy and gross from all the booze and snot that he's covered over it.
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It's rather warm in Casper right now. Even though the Bog at some point in the last 20-30hrs+ streams said that he apprecheeeate Air Conditioning, it's possible he doesn't have it. A trailer in 35c (95f in freedom units) will turn into an oven. For a Bog who never leaves his box he's gonna suffer. Maybe his YouTube room doesn't have AC? The temperature drops to 18c (64f) overnight, which in Casper is warm. Bog boy on the 7hr buzz might not even feel it.

His old apartment would have been better insulated. THE BOY is just trying to stay comfortable in his little paper thin box.

At least we can look for boils and sores in the Summer Trailerpark Saga. There is a spot on his left abdomen that he has been scratching.