🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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i fucking loved the last shopping channel video. there's something incredibly funny about the dynamic of 'guy selling tard merch to dentheads while trying not to lose his mind', i would watch a whole show with that premise. that angry SHUT UP when dealing with faux cool taste had me in stitches.

If you need another caller I want in dammit.
 
lol your pussy smells like Wendys is an instant classic. Piss in da BOX a close second.

🎶I got the bathwater that look like graaaaavy🎶
 
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If he’d actually make a dozen juans and ship them out in a timely manner each week. No more teef nubs. TWU
 
CHICKEN CUTLET.
ALL THE MEATS.
ALL THE CHEESES.
FRESH PESTO.
OLIVE OIL.
BALSAMIC VINEGAR.
SALT.
PEPPER.

GOD BLESS, EAT GOOD FOOD.
 
SeizureRobot5000 said:
Bear with me here as this subject gets me a little heated; I absolutely hate the stories I've seen of creators (not just Willo Davis) getting a privacy claim from NAL and immediately scrubbing their channels. Is it really any wonder that she went on a rampage? I'll say it again, if you read the guidelines you'll see that youtube does not issue strikes for privacy claim removals. If they do remove it (doesn't always happen), you're just meant to blur the person's face and reupload... they even list the timestamps to blur. Why not put up some resistance?

Yes, she has unlimited time and is batshit insane, it doesn't matter. By understanding how to work within youtube's boundaries I can see to it that she can screech until her eyes pop out, the vids aren't going anywhere. I'm going to show artwork of a revolting hag placed on shirts, plates and underwear in some bizarro home shopping stream and there's nothing she can do about it. Gimme my hat.
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I'm glad to see a little mini-PSA for creators going forward. She's had her 5 minutes of fun, but it's going to be amazing when people start fighting back against all of her content claims. Who knows: We might even see Cobra legitimately happy again if someone wins against her and he catches wind of the news.
 
I only just realized after watching the last stream that his Cobra Cane had a blade in it. Is there a photo of the engravings on it?
 
Just pause the latest bog chron and you can screenshot it. He gives at least one decent close-up.

I hate to rehash the same fucking loops but I do know that Trump's Bill is going to attempt to make sure people claiming SSDI basically have to prove they cant work and have no means of income. I think he is safe because he's a drunk, retarded alcoholic who atleast sees a therapist but I wonder if will do an audit?

Ohhh well... lately I've been wanted a samwich wit all the meets, all the chesze, brasalmic vinger glaz, fresh pesso, etc..
 
I'm not sure why but cobra using the word "chicken cutlet" in his "all the meats" loop really fucking grossed me out.

Better not talk about the same sandwich meat for 5x longer than you talked about ozzy's final concert boy. Also he EASILY could have afforded to attend the ozzy concert with his cameo money if he wasn't so lazy and scared to leave his trailer.
 
SeizureRobot5000 said:
The thing is withprivacy claims (NAL's method of attacking channels) is that they don't result in channel strikes, so the channel hasn't really taken any damage. The upcoming stream is meant to draw out something she does that I find incredibly funny: insist that she is entitled to money over the supposed use of her likeness when the image is that of a vile, disgusting, droopy titted monster.

Honestly man it doesn't matter if I back off or not, she is going to continue to try and take down any of my videos that show her face. She is at large. Whether it's to impress Cobra or extort money, she's attacking as many people as she can because for the most part, it's working.

Bear with me here as this subject gets me a little heated; I absolutely hate the stories I've seen of creators (not just Willo Davis) getting a privacy claim from NAL and immediately scrubbing their channels. Is it really any wonder that she went on a rampage? I'll say it again, if you read the guidelines you'll see that youtube does not issue strikes for privacy claim removals. If they do remove it (doesn't always happen), you're just meant to blur the person's face and reupload... they even list the timestamps to blur. Why not put up some resistance?

Yes, she has unlimited time and is batshit insane, it doesn't matter. By understanding how to work within youtube's boundaries I can see to it that she can screech until her eyes pop out, the vids aren't going anywhere. I'm going to show artwork of a revolting hag placed on shirts, plates and underwear in some bizarro home shopping stream and there's nothing she can do about it. Gimme my hat.
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No sympathy for Willo because he lacks any backbone, and makes no effort to keep the content up but slightly altered. I think he's more than content with his "Infomercial review" slop streams/videos. He probably saw the sheer number of timestamps YouTube provided to blur and decided to just cut the limb off to try and save the body. It never ceases to amaze me how these channels pop up, and out of nowhere start talking about Cobes and NAL (mainly for clout), then as soon as they get any sort of push-back, they immediately fold. It's a sign of laziness if anything.

Keep fighting the good fight, Seizure.



"Ozzy Osbourne's grandkids to be honest are like little brothers and sisters to me."
"I wouldn't touch them. . ."

Probably the creepiest things he said in that whole 6 1/2 hour blackout stream. Even crazier knowing that when he was asked a while back by a streamer what he would say to Ozzy if he ever met him, the very first thing he would tell Ozzy is, "Don't worry, I won't try anything with your grandkids."

I don't see how it would be possible for Cobra to get even more parasocial, when he already considers Ozzy's grandkids as his little brothers and sisters when he's never even met them, and is just some creep on the internet.

Imagine for a second you're Ozzy Osbourne (pre-Parkinson's). This guy comes and visits you after a show, shakes your hand, and the first thing he says to you is, "Don't worry, I won't try anything with your grandkids."
 
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Imagine for a second you're Ozzy Osbourne (pre-Parkinson's). This guy comes and visits you after a show, shakes your hand, and the first thing he says to you is, "Don't worry, I won't try anything with your grandkids."
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I would obviously say "It's kingcobrajfs, hell yeah my biggest fan keep on rocking my dood!!! That goes without saying I know you wouldn't touch my grandkids fuck sickos TWU!!!"
 
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had a dream that i visited cobes in the cobra lair. he was today years old in the dream, he was just clean shaven which made him look really weird. he was quick witted as in the pre duster and spice days, so he was fun to hang out with. he was eager to show me a 2 feet long risipt from the grocery store showing all the types of meats and cheese he bought on his latest grocery run. i don't remember if i saw fresh motz on the risipt fuhgettaboutit.
i'm one of those people who just can't fucking figure out they're dreaming, so i was in a really shitty mood when i woke up and realized it was all a dream :(
 
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i had a dream where it was the last day of school and he was on my bus home and we became like good friend and promised to hang out everyday. it was the homeless vet cobes btw
 
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