🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Hell has frozen over as Cobra is eating a salad.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hD8v6bdw99c
Bragging about eating a salad like it's a feat of strength is most definitely what the fuck is up.

Also I like how he has to mention multiple times that his dad doesn't care if he goes live, he's so ass blasted by the trolls at this point that he is imagining what the trolls might say about any given situation and feels the need to respond to troll comments that haven't even taken place yet.
 
Hell has frozen over as Cobra is eating a salad.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hD8v6bdw99c
AW HAW HAW COBRA’S EATING HIS VEGETABLES

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Yeah you'd think he'd be all over blue cheese given his love of funky foodstuffs. I wonder if during his edgy goth teen years he stumbled through that bit of Anton LaVey writing about how blue cheese is for gays because it tastes like smegma and real men only like sweeter dressings. I'M NOT GAY I'M SATANIC DOOD!
 
Oh man.. fingering ranch containies, selectively eating around the lettuce, taking 2 bites of some and “eating the rest later”.. and the terrified look he gives it over his glasses are all gold
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I wish i had the patience to make a “Looking at camera with food hanging out of mouth” collage
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lol his stomach is probably like WTF IS THAT, VEGETABLES?!

How much you wanna bet someone he trusts got on him about his lifestyle so him eating a salad on stream is his response?

I've often wondered if his occasional health drink videos a while back were the same sort of thing.
 
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