🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Crazy theory time:
I rewatched the Trapped documentary last night, was the first guy interviewed “hoody marine man” actually future (2025)Josh visiting 2014 Josh?
 
If only young Josh could see what he would eventually become. What duster, booze and of age alive and consenting pussy does to a motherfucker
I think the social isolation really made everything 100 times worse for him. I was honestly depressed after watching just how far he fell in roughly a decade. In one of the snakebones SR5k talks about how he thinks everyone sees a part of themselves in Cobes and I believe that more than ever. It could’ve been me, I grew up with people who are in the same position as him because they couldn’t put those vices down. I digress toobz. I really feel bad for him and wish he would change for the better.
 
I think the social isolation really made everything 100 times worse for him. I was honestly depressed after watching just how far he fell in roughly a decade. In one of the snakebones SR5k talks about how he thinks everyone sees a part of themselves in Cobes and I believe that more than ever. It could’ve been me, I grew up with people who are in the same position as him because they couldn’t put those vices down. I digress toobz. I really feel bad for him and wish he would change for the better.
I've gone through my own Cobra arc myself. I used to drink, smoke, gamble and eat like shit every day while isolating myself from the world too so I sympathize with the man and do hope he gets better. We can all push ourselves to do better and I'm now getting myself out of depression. Ive been more active, my diet has improved and my mental health has gotten way better. I'm rooting for Josh and hoping he pulls himself together one day I don't want Clint to find him dead in his trailer from heart disease one day.
 

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I've gone through my own Cobra arc myself. I used to drink, smoke, gamble and eat like shit every day while isolating myself from the world too so I sympathize with the man and do hope he gets better. We can all push ourselves to do better and I'm now getting myself out of depression. Ive been more active, my diet has improved and my mental health has gotten way better. I'm rooting for Josh and hoping he pulls himself together one day I don't want Clint to find him dead in his trailer from heart disease one day.
It’s damn easy to fall and harder to pick yourself up. That’s great to hear, keep your chin up and remember you are human. I think Cobes is a very big could’ve been story, I’m glad that Clint set him up to be supported with tax returns but at the same time if he had truly been able to hit bottom sooner he might would’ve gotten out of that hurt rhythm he’s in.
 

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Is that NAL’s cursed one reworked?
 

The boy confirms that he is selling a wand on Etsy for "a pretty penny" but don't worry, he'll make it worth your while if you buy it. How you may ask? Well he'll give you signed stuff along with it of course. He confirms that his account is indeed in the negative and his phone broke so times are tough in Castle Jord.

At 1:02 into the video you can hear a male voice off camera say "cheers" and burp so it seems the boy has company over. Doesn't sound like Warlord so I'm guessing another glass tapper weaseled their way into the trailer. No further update on if he drank all the mead.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9p_HA3Qxotg
The boy confirms that he is selling a wand on Etsy for "a pretty penny" but don't worry, he'll make it worth your while if you buy it. How you may ask? Well he'll give you signed stuff along with it of course. He confirms that his account is indeed in the negative and his phone broke so times are tough in Castle Jord.

At 1:02 into the video you can hear a male voice off camera say "cheers" and burp so it seems the boy has company over. Doesn't sound like Warlord so I'm guessing another glass tapper weaseled their way into the trailer. No further update on if he drank all the mead.
Sounds a little bit like Banjo Bill to my ears. We know he's still in contact with Josh after The Third Visit, and he's big on being heard, not seen.
 
I'm glad the boy has some social interaction and not just drinking and eating and ranting into a camera as the days all blend together
 
Crazy theory time:
I rewatched the Trapped documentary last night, was the first guy interviewed “hoody marine man” actually future (2025)Josh visiting 2014 Josh?
No, that guy had way too many teeth
If he was smart he could make some pretty good money by decluttering and selling off some old stuff.
Is he just hard to get a hold of or something? Every other modern lolcow, even ones much smaller than Cobes, always seem to have weird "manager" people orbiting them. Cobra has never really had that, aside from I guess Chazz Razz or whatever his name was.
 
Every other modern lolcow, even ones much smaller than Cobes, always seem to have weird "manager" people orbiting them. Cobra has never really had that, aside from I guess Chazz Razz or whatever his name was.
Our BOY has the blessing of being truly ungovernable; Not even his biological father has more than a vague handle on his actions. Josh has the double curse of being only interested in doing stuff if he feels like it(trole) while also not feeling like doing anything but making slop, jacking off, uploading Trying the burger part 8, and watching Family Guy funny moments. It's a deadly delicate balance, 'toobz. Chazz's downfall was that he thought if he could cosy up to Josh with pizza and money, that Josh would fall in line because he, Chazz Razzlowski, held the leash. However, Josh is too much of a goth bad boy to answer to anyone but Satin himself. Also, Chazz is a fag, so fuck him.
Although on second thought, I guess you could define Courtney as a manager-type, although she's not really directly influencing him. Ditto for Deathbed(Who should be threatening to drop him if he keeps making AI slop music), and I guess Krystal Roberts maybe?
 
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