🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Dr.Notzi said:
Cobe is already slowly dying due to wet brain. His brain is practically pickled from all the alcohol he keeps drinking. Just notice how much worse his speech and other cognitive functions have become. It would be a miracle if he reaches 50.
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Yes, but how is that really relevant to his food combos being outright deadly? I was talking about how they might not be appetizing but are edible to a degree. The mold in those meads are not safe is what I was saying. There are people who eat literal mattresses, shoes, rocks and mud in parts of the world or severely undercooked meats (see Cooking with Jack). At least he’s (Cobes) mixing actual foods together and cooking them through, if it got stored properly after cooling it probably wouldn’t kill you after 1 meal. Microwaving something for 30 minutes won’t turn it into poison.
 
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Candover said:
afaik he would just "noodle" on guitar. he took the absolute most basic of guitar lessons then gave up and just screwed around on the strings. His national anthem isn't awful like it used to be, but it's not great. he's been working on playing the national anthem for around the last 13 years or so, so you'd think that would actually be decent.
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It's interesting that Josh can play the guitar just about as well as he can play the microwave, toobs. TWU.
 
Dr.Notzi said:
He inherited his great cooking skills from his mom, after all.
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She is such a treat to watch.
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Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
I doubt that you would die, you might feel like you were dying but there’s plenty of people who consume worse things than whatever the BOY can whip up. The mead on the other hand most likely would be deadly to an average person.
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idk, if you include the step "leave it on the counter for 24-48 hours" in the recipe you might die lol.
 
Potion_Time said:
No. I refuse to call Ramen noodles that have been microwaved for 30 minutes in bud light chelada and random BBQ sauces is edible. I fully believe if a non boglim ate it they would die.
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I like adding alcohol to sauces when cooking them, but Cobes did way too much lol. If he really wanted to use an entire can of beer, he should’ve made slow cooker chili. I know his chili would still be horrifyingly bad, but that’s one type of recipe where using an entire can of beer isn’t overpowering.
 
This'll be the last of my autistic screeching on the subject. I guarantee you that she is offering Josh her method of privacy claiming videos to get them taken down, though she'd have to be given access to his channel to do it on the scale she's thinking of. I don't think Josh would ever go this route, but it really would be the end of everything. No archives, clips, animations, and yeah, I won't pretend that I'm not also thinking about Snake Bones. If Josh didn't hate NAL as much as he does, there'd actually be a chance... let's not forget he once gave control of his buttfucking channel to ChazzRazz.

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SeizureRobot5000 said:
This'll be the last of my autistic screeching on the subject. I guarantee you that she is offering Josh her method of privacy claiming videos to get them taken down, though she'd have to be given access to his channel to do it on the scale she's thinking of. I don't think Josh would ever go this route, but it really would be the end of everything. No archives, clips, animations, and yeah, I won't pretend that I'm not also thinking about Snake Bones. If Josh didn't hate NAL as much as he does, there'd actually be a chance... let's not forget he once gave control of his buttfucking channel to ChazzRazz.

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This is scary dude. I’m hoping everything goes your way. Keep your chin up.
Also, fuck the BPD HAGRAVEN. Here’s hoping our BOY can stand on his hate for her.
 
SeizureRobot5000 said:
This'll be the last of my autistic screeching on the subject. I guarantee you that she is offering Josh her method of privacy claiming videos to get them taken down, though she'd have to be given access to his channel to do it on the scale she's thinking of. I don't think Josh would ever go this route, but it really would be the end of everything. No archives, clips, animations, and yeah, I won't pretend that I'm not also thinking about Snake Bones. If Josh didn't hate NAL as much as he does, there'd actually be a chance... let's not forget he once gave control of his buttfucking channel to ChazzRazz.

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This was RECENTLY? Holy fuck. Nasty And Loose must be stopped.
 

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Episode 26 is back. Praise Seizure's magic.
Circle of Protection on Seizure's channel against false-complaints. So mote it be.
 

sadder drink combo this time toobz hearing him throw the can on the ground and him slurring "tastes like a good time" is just kinda pathetic. circle of protection on cobes he needs it


he uploaded another video of the same exact drink combo but he's just more drunk and unintelligible also he sounds like he went full retard TWU
 
lebean said:
I have been humming the end credits, imagining Cobes getting brutalized in 2d and 3d -- for the past 48 hours since watching Snakebones 28.
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Same, I trimmed the end song as nicely as I could for anyone who loves it as much as I do.
edit--shit wait this is from the NAL episode but enjoy anyway.

Dagothwave (Bog Mix)

@SeizureRobot5000 probably has the original making this obsolete, but hey.
 
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