🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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grand larsony said:
How well do you know our sexy gothic bad boy's life story?
This is a little toy page I put together with a new framework I was using for work-related stuff. It takes a bunch of txt files in and produces a detailed multiple-question quiz about them. The quiz page updates your score as you answer questions because it's unrealistic to expect anyone to get to the end; the full quiz has 2,040 questions on it.
I didn't trim up the irrelevant pages, like DokuWiki documentation stuff, so you might encounter some weird questions that have nothing to do with Cobes.
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Bitesize should do that quiz.
 
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We are so back.
 
Epikusername4 said:
anyone have the aNALysis saved fucking cunt
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Just rewatched that absolute banger of a Snakebones episode over the weekend and, ugh, of course the bog bitch took that down.

At this point Seizure should just have them all archived and mirrored by his axis of allies on the interwebs.
 
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Epikusername4 said:
anyone have the aNALysis saved fucking cunt
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Here it is: https://archive.org/details/youtube--iWoOM9MsJg
There is a god amongst men who appears to have a script that downloads and then archives my videos.
I'm going to attempt to add a small amount of censoring to the aNALysis vid using motion tracking and reupload it... I'm curious to know what it takes to actually placate youtube when it comes to these bullshit privacy claims. It's an overpowered strat that could be a huge threat in the future.
Maybe it's the Cobra in me not wanting BOIL to win, but it is also very important to me that the videos remain up, even if they have to be slightly modified. For those that hate the edits, I'll point people to the clean backups kept elsewhere, and she'll know that the goddamn video isn't going anywhere. I'm not going to make this easy for her like the others did.
picrel, per the offending timestamps I had to censor a goddamn CG likeness of her.
 

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SeizureRobot5000 said:
Here it is: https://archive.org/details/youtube--iWoOM9MsJg
There is a god amongst men who appears to have a script that downloads and then archives my videos.
I'm going to attempt to add a small amount of censoring to the aNALysis vid using motion tracking and reupload it... I'm curious to know what it takes to actually placate youtube when it comes to these bullshit privacy claims. It's an overpowered strat that could be a huge threat in the future.
Maybe it's the Cobra in me not wanting BOIL to win, but it is also very important to me that the videos remain up, even if they have to be slightly modified. For those that hate the edits, I'll point people to the clean backups kept elsewhere, and she'll know that the goddamn video isn't going anywhere. I'm not going to make this easy for her like the others did.
picrel, per the offending timestamps I had to censor a goddamn CG likeness of her.
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godspeed seizure god fucking speed
 
Bixby Snyder said:
NAL don’t care if people know her full name and where she lives. Our boy Seizure, however would have to reveal his actual name and shit to appeal — which she would promptly doxxx.
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and you know she would too and then probably make some excuse as to why it’s ok for her to do it. Crazy bitch is crazy
 
Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
I stand corrected. What has he played properly in the past? I can’t recall anything other than those failed attempts at the national anthem.
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afaik he would just "noodle" on guitar. he took the absolute most basic of guitar lessons then gave up and just screwed around on the strings. His national anthem isn't awful like it used to be, but it's not great. he's been working on playing the national anthem for around the last 13 years or so, so you'd think that would actually be decent.
 
Candover said:
afaik he would just "noodle" on guitar. he took the absolute most basic of guitar lessons then gave up and just screwed around on the strings. His national anthem isn't awful like it used to be, but it's not great. he's been working on playing the national anthem for around the last 13 years or so, so you'd think that would actually be decent.
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He’s also been cooking for himself for the same amount of time and we see those results. It’s “edible” but that’s about all you can say.
 
Potion_Time said:
No. I refuse to call Ramen noodles that have been microwaved for 30 minutes in bud light chelada and random BBQ sauces is edible. I fully believe if a non boglim ate it they would die.
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I doubt that you would die, you might feel like you were dying but there’s plenty of people who consume worse things than whatever the BOY can whip up. The mead on the other hand most likely would be deadly to an average person.
 
Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
I doubt that you would die, you might feel like you were dying but there’s plenty of people who consume worse things than whatever the BOY can whip up. The mead on the other hand most likely would be deadly to an average person.
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Cobe is already slowly dying due to wet brain. His brain is practically pickled from all the alcohol he keeps drinking. Just notice how much worse his speech and other cognitive functions have become. It would be a miracle if he reaches 50.
 
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