🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Seriously fucking dank noodles doodt.
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Bixby Snyder said:
Wonder what the calories, salts, and etc. are in that slop bowl? His salt intake has got to be through the fucking roof
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Given how he leaves his food on the counter for a full day, the copious amount of salt is probably the only thing preventing food poisoning. Its basically like the salted meat they would use as military rations in the 16th-19th century. Once again getting back to his British roots.
 
Or his immune system has built up to the point where he could eat rusted metal without so much as a bellyache.
 
FreakyFred said:
Given how he leaves his food on the counter for a full day, the copious amount of salt is probably the only thing preventing food poisoning. Its basically like the salted meat they would use as military rations in the 16th-19th century. Once again getting back to his British roots.
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Someone needs to send him a recipe for some hard tack. I wanna see him try to eat it with his little nubs.
 
'Ole Dente said:
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I miss the boy when he was like this. You'd never catch me dead looking anything like that ever, so when I see him do that shit I think "That's retarded but also pretty brave." He's not brave anymore, he's just fat and gay and sad. The retardation takes the form of slovenly fag whining now and it has for a while, makes me sad doot.
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he's not gay actually he's disgusted by the sight of penises... trole
 
bookers said:
didnt know cobes was a mac guy
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This goes all the way back to the green basement era, IIRC. I don't know what his first computer was, but Clint has had a stash of iMacs since the early '10's that he's used to supply Cobes with his window to the world. He's gone through at least 3 over the years, because electronics don't last long when they're constantly splashed with booze or beaten up for acting cute.
He also edits his music in Garageband, but apparently iMovie is too advanced for him to figure out.
 
California King said:
Someone needs to send him a recipe for some hard tack. I wanna see him try to eat it with his little nubs.
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You sick bastard that's even meaner than the people who send him duster.
Ravier Xavenblood said:
All of his food hacks end up looking like this somehow.
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It's like if you called something paint hacks and just added every single paint to it. And somehow all the "hacks" end up shit brown.
 
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