🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Candover said:
The Fiery Fish Pizza challenge is when he straight up vomits multiple times and has to beg his mom like a whiny child to get him Pepto Bismol. He recoils in horror when he first smells it but then tries to save face by unconvincingly saying it "smells pretty good actually". The most pathetic and whiny he's ever been on camera imo, which is ironic considering he only did this to appear "manly".
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q0fSGDLK7TU
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"I can taste the fish, and the crunch from the doritos" is such an insane line.
 
deadbabypics said:
tried getting into this guy a really long time ago, but he just seems like a more boring OUMB. am i missing out?
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It’s a definite slow burn. It’s already peaked imo. Checkout @SeizureRobot5000 work on YouTube. The “snake bones podcast” it’s the best way to consume condensed, distilled cobra classics and talking points. Guy is truly funny at times and Mr. Robot adds some great stuff to highlight Cobras finest moments. I can’t recommend anyone more than I can him. The treads a drip feed for sure.
 
Beavis’ Moms’ Boyfriend#6 said:
It’s a definite slow burn. It’s already peaked imo. Checkout @SeizureRobot5000 work on YouTube. The “snake bones podcast” it’s the best way to consume condensed, distilled cobra classics and talking points. Guy is truly funny at times and Mr. Robot adds some great stuff to highlight Cobras finest moments. I can’t recommend anyone more than I can him. The treads a drip feed for sure.
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it took me way too long too watch snake bones but he is 100% the best way to consume cobra
 
Epikusername4 said:
it took me way too long too watch snake bones but he is 100% the best way to consume cobra
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The good thing about Seizure is that you can go back and rewatch, because the clips, the guests, and Seizure himself are all hilarious. I've actually been doing that tonight since I've been left to my own devices with a 12 pack.
 
I can't listen to Snakebones while I'm driving because some segments give me literal laughing fits. I had to stop listening on a plane once because I couldn't keep it together. I know I'm retarded but I try to pretend not to be.

On another note, I always feel disgusted when Cobra talks about the 'cheese pull'. I think the phrase cheese pull is unnecessary and perverted and was likely invented by a degenerate who watches Cuties. The same goes for the phrase 'mouth feel', what's wrong with 'texture'? Fuck sickos!
 
Candover said:
The Fiery Fish Pizza challenge is when he straight up vomits multiple times and has to beg his mom like a whiny child to get him Pepto Bismol.
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Somehow, I forgot all about the vomit response in this one. I remembered him whining like a little bitch, but I didn't remember him actually throwing up. Apartment 1 still! TWUMD.

Star Spangled Bogger said:
I can't listen to Snakebones while I'm driving because some segments give me literal laughing fits. I had to stop listening on a plane once because I couldn't keep it together. I know I'm retarded but I try to pretend not to be.

On another note, I always feel disgusted when Cobra talks about the 'cheese pull'. I think the phrase cheese pull is unnecessary and perverted and was likely invented by a degenerate who watches Cuties. The same goes for the phrase 'mouth feel', what's wrong with 'texture'? Fuck sickos!
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"Cheese pull" has long been common vernacular by people who produce commercials. It's not limited to pizza, but it's most commonly used for those. Somehow Bogbrain latched onto that when watching a documentary on how commercials are made between gooning sesh and Family Guy reruns. "Mouth Feel" is pretty gross, but considering how highly autistic he is, I'm shocked that he needs so many textures at once.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
"Cheese pull" has long been common vernacular by people who produce commercials. It's not limited to pizza, but it's most commonly used for those. Somehow Bogbrain latched onto that when watching a documentary on how commercials are made between gooning sesh and Family Guy reruns. "Mouth Feel" is pretty gross, but considering how highly autistic he is, I'm shocked that he needs so many textures at once.
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I don't think Cobes could even spell commercial, let alone would ever watch a documentary about how they're made. I guarantee he picked up both those phrases from all the youtube food reviewers he loves to watch.
 
Jesse from Podawful just posted something that sounds like a Cobraism. Fits the BOY’s current state very well.

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So NAL’s mod Sally betrayed her and she told HRH (YouTuber that covers NAL) that Jessica cheated on Cobes twice and told Sally all about it.

The details were spared but she had some guy come over to eat her out. Which is somehow even more disgusting because Cobra’s mouth has been on that rotten baconator.

HRH has a video premiering where she will talk about this, if you can stomach the details.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
So NAL’s mod Sally betrayed her and she told HRH (YouTuber that covers NAL) that Jessica cheated on Cobes twice and told Sally all about it.

The details were spared but she had some guy come over to eat her out. Which is somehow even more disgusting because Cobra’s mouth has been on that rotten baconator.

HRH has a video premiering where she will talk about this, if you can stomach the details.
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shocker the crazy bpd witch-demon doesnt have high morals 100% didnt see this coming
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
So NAL’s mod Sally betrayed her and she told HRH (YouTuber that covers NAL) that Jessica cheated on Cobes twice and told Sally all about it.
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See guys, this is why JESSICA BOYLE is the victim in all of this. Everyone always betrays or abandons her, all she ever did was treat Sally with the respect JESSICA BOYLE feels she deserved. Feel bad for her, give her money for alcohol, let her rant, care about her but no not like THAT YOU BITCH. AHHHHH WHAT DID I DOOOOOO TO YOUUUUUUUU SALLY.

What's crazy is how obsessed JESSICA BOYLE was with Cobra's attention. Talking about how she's not good enough for Cobra, she's ugly, no one loves her, yet she's fucking other men? "No man has ever treated me as nicely as you," yet she cheats on him multiple times?

She'll never see how she's the problem in her life. She's the cause of everything she complains about. (The same applies to Cobra, in general.)
Her lack of money is because she doesn't have a job, and she wastes every dollar she earns is given. Everyone fights with her because she picks fights with everyone. She believes everything is a slight against her, and people should know better than to mess with JESSICA BOYLE. Men don't stay with her because she treats them like shit and cheats on them.

She doesn't see other people as having their own real lives. She has never felt sonder:
The feeling one has on realizing that every other individual one sees has a life as full and real as one’s own, in which they are the central character and others, including oneself, have secondary or insignificant roles:
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She doesn't want to be screamed at, berated, harassed, or insulted, yet that's precisely what she does to everyone around her. She doesn't fucking matter to a single person who sees her on any given day. She matters even less as soon as she opens her mouth.

Her upbringing, home environment, genetics, etc., all played a role in who she is today. And she is a trash person. Many lolcows (and people in general) fail to see or understand other people as having a life like their own, and seeing that their life matters too. A lack of empathy, quite simply put.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Somehow, I forgot all about the vomit response in this one. I remembered him whining like a little bitch, but I didn't remember him actually throwing up. Apartment 1 still! TWUMD.
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Probably because it was entirely off-camera. When he gets back on camera he's moaning about his stomach burning. Then he keeps going back off-camera to puke into the trashcan.
 
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