🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Sicko Hunter said:
The Surströmming video where half the can dumps directly on to the bug throne and floor and Cobes STILL EATS IT is goated. You can actually see the rotting fermented fish guts fly up in the air in this gif.
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I think this is the only video I actually saw him retch in. He kept it down but my dude that is not whats up..
 
What kind of Tim Burton ass furniture is this?

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Ravier Xavenblood said:
He brutally shanked a pizza box for pinching him years ago. And before he had the lathe, he had to use something to carve sticks into wands.
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It being Little Caesar's is a joke way too funny for Josh.

I really want to know what he would have done if he accidentally stabbed his hand. I like to think he would have grabbed a different knife and stabbed the first one.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
I think this is the only video I actually saw him retch in. He kept it down but my dude that is not whats up..
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The Fiery Fish Pizza challenge is when he straight up vomits multiple times and has to beg his mom like a whiny child to get him Pepto Bismol. He recoils in horror when he first smells it but then tries to save face by unconvincingly saying it "smells pretty good actually". The most pathetic and whiny he's ever been on camera imo, which is ironic considering he only did this to appear "manly".
 
Candover said:
The Fiery Fish Pizza challenge is when he straight up vomits multiple times and has to beg his mom like a whiny child to get him Pepto Bismol. He recoils in horror when he first smells it but then tries to save face by unconvincingly saying it "smells pretty good actually". The most pathetic and whiny he's ever been on camera imo, which is ironic considering he only did this to appear "manly".
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God, it never gets old. I love it when our little tard gives HIMSELF challenges, then can't complete them.
 
Candover said:
The Fiery Fish Pizza challenge is when he straight up vomits multiple times and has to beg his mom like a whiny child to get him Pepto Bismol. He recoils in horror when he first smells it but then tries to save face by unconvincingly saying it "smells pretty good actually". The most pathetic and whiny he's ever been on camera imo, which is ironic considering he only did this to appear "manly".
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Trying to look macho and failing is his most admirable trait. Hacking at a can with a knife like an orangutan, while bitching about people who worry he's going to hurt himself, it just tickles me.

Especially with the spicy stuff. Pretending your tongue doesn't hurt when it does is goth as fuck.
 
Candover said:
The Fiery Fish Pizza challenge is when he straight up vomits multiple times and has to beg his mom like a whiny child to get him Pepto Bismol. He recoils in horror when he first smells it but then tries to save face by unconvincingly saying it "smells pretty good actually". The most pathetic and whiny he's ever been on camera imo, which is ironic considering he only did this to appear "manly".
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q0fSGDLK7TU
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would you rather eat that or the roach infested bogritto
 
Epikusername4 said:
would you rather eat that or the roach infested bogritto
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Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
He didn't even notice the bugs in the bogritto, but the fiery fish pizza made him uncontrollably vomit. While both options are bad, I'm gonna have to go with the buggy bogritto.
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I'm picking the pizza. He puked because he ate too much too fast, having very clearly underestimated how it was going to affect him. Knowing that I feel like if I took my time with it I'd be ok.
 
YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
I'm really surprised he didn't accidentally stab himself.
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That was his plot armor in action.
CheesyBoy said:
It being Little Caesar's is a joke way too funny for Josh.

I really want to know what he would have done if he accidentally stabbed his hand. I like to think he would have grabbed a different knife and stabbed the first one.
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Either that or a hammer, while he's still bleeding. Imagine the wellness check that would've led to.
 
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