🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Got my boglims in Paris and we goin gorillas.
 
Eventide said:
I thought APS just does that on its own, regardless of what said vulnerable adult's parents want?

My slow methhead neighbor, who lived on his parent's property but was otherwise an independent adult with a job (note: methheads are surprisingly good at holding down jobs....since it pays for meth) had APS show up one day & involuntarily commit his meth'ed up retard ass after he kept driving high/drunk into ditches & running around in public half naked screaming about *checks notes* "them nigg..." well, you get the idea.

His mom was furious APS intervened, and was like "the state kidnapped my boy" and actually hired lawyers/called political favors/wrote in church bulletins/did fucking everything to try to get her dumb violent meth son uncommitted (mind you, the other option was JAIL). I think he eventually got released months later, heavily medicated/monitored/I heard he's now legally unable to own weapons or computers. His family is unhinged white supremacist trash so I never cared enough to get the full story, lest they shoot me for being an injun.
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Why are you brown?

Vinluv Handesbukia said:
He looks like that edit if him with a face app fat filter over NAL’s sweatpants. Can’t find the image though.
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Does anyone have this image?
 
WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows said:
With the medical history Josh has of recognized mental deficiencies Clint could absolutely work through the system with APS and have Josh involuntarily committed as a vulnerable adult that is unable to care for himself, especially with the alcoholism and terrible state of his teeth.
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Some kind of care facility? A home perhaps, where these individuals are grouped together…it’s an interesting idea. I wish someone had put forth the idea sooner.

No, Clint could not actually do this. In order to involuntarily commit somebody in Wyoming, their mental illness needs to clearly present as a danger to themselves or others, precluding addiction. This involves mental examination by a professional and a lengthy court process and any U.S judge, particularly in Wyoming, is going to operate with extreme caution when it comes to depriving a vulnerable citizen of their liberties.

The sad reality is that while Cobra suffers from Aspergers and he’s pickled his brain with Peach Shnapps for 15 years straight…..he’s well within his rights as an American to do so and reap the consequences of doing so.

Many cows are also like this, it’s been tried, they can’t be helped. They have two paths; Death or jail. APS won’t do anything for him unless Cobra wants it or he’s presented himself as such a real danger to society around him that they’re forced to do something. He’s not any of those things, he just sits in his house, drinks and talks about dumb shit all day.

There’s one cow who almost exclusively does this, barring the drinking. He spent a good couple of years literally screaming at APS to fuck off and leave him alone, which they did. Good old DLF.
 
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"With all the drinking and smoking that I'm doing, my life expectancy I'll be lucky to make it to 80 years old'" Oh Josh, you're not seeing 40 buddy.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
Looks like it has ketchup on it, so no cobra seal of approval for you. Seriously, the BOY always makes sure to say “no ketchup” when he gets a burger. It’s like the one sauce packet that he won’t slurp.
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What the fuck's up with that? Ketchup is very tard-friendly and goes great with pretty much anything deep fried.
 
anliteralidiot said:
Too sweet? He likes his shit salty, but ketchup is vaguely sweeter than other condiments.
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That can't be right, because he doesn't drink anything without mixing it with sody pop and has added candy to his drink combos before.

Besides, his taste buds are totally fried from heavy drinking and smoking, not to mention the amount of shit he combines together would mask the flavor.
 
Decided to watch the first couple minutes of his most recent rant video and Biden hasn’t been a senator since 2008 BOY.

 
"I added mayo tomainaisse- mayo and tomato, tomainaisse basically. See what I did there?"
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Jessica must be seething about him Doordashing Wendy's that isn't hers.
 
ASeabear8952 said:
Decided to watch the first couple minutes of his most recent rant video and Biden hasn’t been a senator since 2008 BOY.

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He doesn't want to acknowledge him as President but also doesn't want to be seen as a Q-Anon CHUD TWU.
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kae1X-D1Fbk"I added mayo tomainaisse- mayo and tomato, tomainaisse basically. See what I did there?"
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Jessica must be seething about him Doordashing Wendy's that isn't hers.
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She unironically probably is.
 
ASeabear8952 said:
Decided to watch the first couple minutes of his most recent rant video and Biden hasn’t been a senator since 2008 BOY.

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In a deposition with the Special Trollsecutor, President Saunders couldn't even recall the year that his bearded dragon Puff disappeared. He also had trouble remembering the recipes to food hacks and the reason he had classified documents pertaining to the America's Strategic Wand stockpile in his trailer.
 
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